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Posted on 11/09/2012 4:33:01 AM PST by Lucky9teen

There is an imposter among us...

The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang.
He listened intently, and after a moment his face brightened.

When he hung up, he immediately phoned his mother to tell her the good news.

"Ma," he shouted, "the results are in. I won the election!"

"Honestly?" she replied.

The politician's smiled faded. "Aw, Ma, why bring that up at a time like this?"

To Obama...



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: fraud; imposter; ofst; silliness
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1 posted on 11/09/2012 4:33:05 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

top ten!


2 posted on 11/09/2012 4:35:27 AM PST by John O (God Save America (Please))
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...

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3 posted on 11/09/2012 4:36:06 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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Top ten - first time in my life - heck of a week to have that happen!


5 posted on 11/09/2012 4:37:08 AM PST by mrs. a (It's a short life but a merry one...)
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TOP 10!!!!!!!!!!


7 posted on 11/09/2012 4:38:59 AM PST by Wyrd bi ful ard (Gone Galt, 11/07/12)
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Have no idea how it posted 3 times....I only posted once. Weird.


8 posted on 11/09/2012 4:39:44 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

TGIF I need sillyness


9 posted on 11/09/2012 4:39:49 AM PST by Ratman83
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To: John O

My daughter has been working on poetic couplets at school so we’ve been tossing a few back and forth. Such thing as:

We have a president obama
who loves America like osama

Violets are purple, roses are from cupid
all who vote democrat have got to be stupid

The baseball is filling most of the sky
O how it hurts when it strikes your eye

I had a cat who had no legs
I fed him fish and chicken eggs

I called him once he didn’t come
he had no legs! boy was I dumb


10 posted on 11/09/2012 4:41:26 AM PST by John O (God Save America (Please))
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To: Lucky9teen

TOP 15!


11 posted on 11/09/2012 4:44:30 AM PST by Monkey Face (Please don't take my blanket! I can't face the world unarmed! ~~ Linus)
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To: Lucky9teen

You only posted it once? That’s silly!


12 posted on 11/09/2012 4:47:14 AM PST by Monkey Face (Please don't take my blanket! I can't face the world unarmed! ~~ Linus)
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Started early today Lucky! Woohoo!! It’s FRIDAY!!!!!


13 posted on 11/09/2012 4:54:02 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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Heh! Ya gotta watch out for those jammin’ crazy aerobics students.


15 posted on 11/09/2012 5:14:12 AM PST by RandallFlagg ("Liberalism is about as progressive as CANCER" -Alfonzo Rachel)
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To: Lucky9teen

An early Christmas thought

I love Christmas lights. They remind me of the people who voted for Obama.

They all hang together; half of them don’t work; and the ones that do, aren’t that bright.


16 posted on 11/09/2012 5:15:18 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (0 bummer inherited a worse economy in 2012 than he did in 2008.)
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And will be left out in the cold or thrwn away when you’re done with ‘em...
; )


17 posted on 11/09/2012 5:20:45 AM PST by jsanders2001
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Top 20!!!


18 posted on 11/09/2012 5:25:25 AM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Lucky9teen

I like it!

(Hope it stays around long enough for others to enjoy.)


19 posted on 11/09/2012 5:41:50 AM PST by GalaxyAB
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you and Lucky9teen are too funny! Thanks for brightening my day! You’re a blessing to me!


20 posted on 11/09/2012 5:49:18 AM PST by sassy steel magnolia
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