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[dfwgator]

See you tomorrow.

[Wordkraft]

Well, put the seat up when you’re done.

[editor-surveyor]

>> “Can I have your parking space?” <<

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The one where he parks his “Fat Tire” bicycle? (in Japan)

[Darksheare]

You just need a breather.
That’s all.

[CJ Wolf]

I’m joining you.

[eccentric]

I said that when they killed Teri Schaivo. I still feel that way.

[trisham]

Or a baby possum?

[vigilante2]

you can check out anytime you'd like, but you can never leave..

[red-dawg]

I quit smoking too, eight years ago. Haven’t missed them at all.

[Mr. Silverback]

Just FR or conservatism?

[girlscout]

I quit too.

[Mr. Silverback]

LMAO!!!

[no-to-illegals]

See what you started FRiend. There’s an epidemic now!

[no-to-illegals]

Good to see you on the board. Had been worried regarding the storm when not seeing you check in.

[Ole Okie]

Wow.

Pogo!! Old Pogo Possum!

Pogo ran for President back about 1960.

Best motto ever: “I go Pogo”.

[C210N]

I want to set the Guiness Book of Records for the longest shower. Somehow, though, after I do this for about an hour to run out of hot water, two hours running out of soap, and 7 days running out of time, I’ll come out and still feel dirty.

[wolficatZ]

WOW!

They’re dropping like flies around here today.

Don’t let the screen door hit ya on the rump on the way out.

But seriously. it’s kinda sad watching all these socalled “staunch” conservatives falling to pieces, weeping, gibbering, sniffling, gushing, wailing.

In fact real sad.

The rest of ya better buck up.

Stop Sniveling.

[Peter ODonnell]

I pray.

[dragonblustar]

[no-to-illegals]

Laz, Humble, I have an idea. We can grow beards like ZZ TOP. That way when the moslems take over. Well too late, we can grow beards though. We'll blend in, and take 'em by surprise ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=YwwJzNzRAZQ