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We need more Vanities!
vanity | self

Posted on 11/05/2012 4:55:23 PM PST by 1rudeboy

Seriously. FR is running too well. Any random thought that pops into your head really deserves its own thread. I'm sorry that I can only post one at a time, frankly.

So have at it. What are you eating for dinner tomorrow? What channel will you watch? What if you see Chris Matthews pick his nose? That will be Breaking News, certainly.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: anotherone; concernwhore; dailykosishere; frehater; vanity
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To: 1rudeboy; Kevin in California; sushiman

Kevin in California and sushiman have taken your concern to heart..... :~P


41 posted on 11/05/2012 5:17:26 PM PST by My hearts in London - Everett (Gingrich or bust! (5/7/12, I guess it's bust.))
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To: 1rudeboy
You're so vain,
You prob'ly think this post is about you,
You're so vain,(you're so vain!)
You prob'ly think this post is about you, don't you, don't you?
42 posted on 11/05/2012 5:18:28 PM PST by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed &water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS, NOW & FOREVER!)
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To: onyx

IMG]http://imageshack.us/a/img266/1378/img0246al.jpg[/IMG]


43 posted on 11/05/2012 5:19:50 PM PST by TsonicTsunami08
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To: 1rudeboy

“I’m sorry that I can only post one at a time, frankly.”

Shirley, you jest.


44 posted on 11/05/2012 5:21:47 PM PST by APatientMan (Pick a side)
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To: Ron C.

Time is a piece of wax falling on a termite, who’s choking on the splinters.


45 posted on 11/05/2012 5:21:54 PM PST by RobertClark (Inside every "older" person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened?)
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To: Drango

“I like mayo with my french fries”

Were you stationed in Germany at some point?


46 posted on 11/05/2012 5:23:54 PM PST by cll (I am the warrant and the sanction)
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To: 1rudeboy
My sister bit a moose...

She's a viking kitty!
47 posted on 11/05/2012 5:24:08 PM PST by outofsalt ("If History teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything")
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To: 1rudeboy

The important thing is, which finger does Chrissie use to pick his nose? And does he eat it afterwards?

That may decide the election!


48 posted on 11/05/2012 5:24:23 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: 1rudeboy
My late Aunt Hildegard used to say stuff like that. You know, "We need more vanities, Billy," and "wipe your nose, there's a booger hanging down," and "Don't poop in the baby's bassinet again, dear," which really irritated me because I hadn't done anything like that at least since my 40th birthday. Those were the days, though. She'd hike her game leg up over a milk can and hock a tobacco-stained loogie to the dust outside the barn and reminisce about the time Uncle Charlie - he wasn't really my uncle, she was just his parole officer - about the time he went door-to-door campaigning for Al Gore in the middle of a coal-mining town and ended up tarred and feathered and ridden out of town on a rail, which was exciting for him because this particular rail had a train on it coming his direction.

We sort of drifted out of politics after that and went our separate ways. She was a big Clinton supporter who was really ticked off when I told her that Hoover was back in the White House as a Democrat in a blue dress this time and that she ought to apply since she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose herself and she said "No, I can't," and I said "Tried it, didja?" and then she hit me with a serving dish full of candied yams and Thanksgiving dinner was pretty much over except for the gunfire later.

But I stayed in touch. When Uncle Charlie finally pulled parole for that morals charge - underage livestock, I shoulda toldja he was a Democrat too - anyway, he came to live with us and Pa sold the sheep herd and started to raise alligators and Charlie's little problem just seemed to go away. Aunt Hildegard was happy. I was happy. The sheep was happy. The alligators was hungry.

Well, that pretty much brings you up to date except for the double amputation thing Charlie got into sometime later when I was at school. They settled in and as far as I know are still happy running the alligator farm. He can't vote being a felon and all so she votes for him and for herself too and some of the sheep. Toldja she was a Democrat.

49 posted on 11/05/2012 5:24:33 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: beandog

I mix Ketchup with Sriracha sauce for my fries.


50 posted on 11/05/2012 5:25:05 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: 1rudeboy
My one, big vanity...

Photobucket

51 posted on 11/05/2012 5:25:05 PM PST by IrishPennant (Dr Erkel and Mr. Jive...lurking the streets of DC)
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To: Ron C.

Must be Facebook syndrome....


52 posted on 11/05/2012 5:25:10 PM PST by My hearts in London - Everett (Gingrich or bust! (5/7/12, I guess it's bust.))
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To: 1rudeboy

I normally hi-jack other threads with my vanities


53 posted on 11/05/2012 5:26:18 PM PST by tsowellfan (KEEP WORKING like we are 10 POINTS DOWN!!!!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

My daughter is eating toast with peanut butter for dinner right now...don’t ask, she is 13 and I’ve learned to pick my battles...I did get a bite though...


54 posted on 11/05/2012 5:26:24 PM PST by BreezyDog (PLAN A: A Peaceful Restoration of the Republic.....PLAN B: A Restoration of the Republic)
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To: 1rudeboy

Looks like we’re gonna get em.


55 posted on 11/05/2012 5:28:03 PM PST by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: Rebelbase
I posted one this afternoon titled, “Who fed the hamster”.

It was a legitimate question but it was pulled as I was trying to type a response....

56 posted on 11/05/2012 5:28:12 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (Jab her with a harpoon.....)
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To: Billthedrill
Dang Big ole LOL Bill. That was good!
57 posted on 11/05/2012 5:28:20 PM PST by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: tsowellfan

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2927006/posts

Here is a vanity I posted during the DNC.

It was even on the sidebar.


58 posted on 11/05/2012 5:28:29 PM PST by ThomasThomas
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To: tsowellfan; 1rudeboy; sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; airborne; Allegra; Aloysius88; ...

Uh oh, Thread Hijack invoked at post 53.
Pinging Undead Threaders.


59 posted on 11/05/2012 5:28:42 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: georgiegirl

I like pierogees!


60 posted on 11/05/2012 5:29:48 PM PST by folkquest (Nothing is fool-proof because fools are so ingenious!)
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