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Posted on 11/05/2012 4:55:23 PM PST by 1rudeboy

Seriously. FR is running too well. Any random thought that pops into your head really deserves its own thread. I'm sorry that I can only post one at a time, frankly.

So have at it. What are you eating for dinner tomorrow? What channel will you watch? What if you see Chris Matthews pick his nose? That will be Breaking News, certainly.


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KEYWORDS: anotherone; concernwhore; dailykosishere; frehater; vanity
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1 posted on 11/05/2012 4:55:25 PM PST by 1rudeboy
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To: 1rudeboy

FR has been SMOKIN’ since mid afternoon. The loads are amazing and blazing! Thanks John!


2 posted on 11/05/2012 4:56:42 PM PST by RobertClark (Inside every "older" person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened?)
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To: 1rudeboy

I posted one this afternoon titled, “Who fed the hamster”.

Got nuked in short order.


3 posted on 11/05/2012 4:57:47 PM PST by Rebelbase (The most transparent administration ever is clear as mud.)
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To: 1rudeboy

Outstanding post!!!!


4 posted on 11/05/2012 4:58:28 PM PST by perez24 (Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.)
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To: 1rudeboy

WOW! I just saw three R&R ads on a Chicago station.


5 posted on 11/05/2012 4:58:37 PM PST by Proud2BeRight
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To: 1rudeboy

I like mayo with my french fries.


6 posted on 11/05/2012 4:59:04 PM PST by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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To: 1rudeboy

I feel so inadequate.

12 years here and not a single thread started.

Making up for it tomorrow, however. Bilious threads with huge PDFs just in time for the hi-traffic election night.

/s


7 posted on 11/05/2012 4:59:42 PM PST by SnuffaBolshevik (In a tornado, even turkeys can fly.)
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To: RobertClark; 1rudeboy

Smoke em’ if you’ve got ‘em.


8 posted on 11/05/2012 4:59:42 PM PST by Jim Robinson (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God!!)
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To: 1rudeboy

I like toast...


9 posted on 11/05/2012 4:59:48 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
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To: 1rudeboy

Good and funny right there!


10 posted on 11/05/2012 5:00:11 PM PST by ScottinSacto (Liberals support abortion on demand and gay marriage....sounds like a great strategic plan!)
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To: 1rudeboy

SuperHellsFire Hot Wings with ranch dressing. None of that blue cheese stuff.


11 posted on 11/05/2012 5:00:41 PM PST by adaven
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To: 1rudeboy
LOL - some of the natives can't wait to post a one-liner about their latest random passing thought!

(Something in the air today...??)

My bet - tomorrow will be much worse.

12 posted on 11/05/2012 5:01:34 PM PST by Ron C.
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To: Drango

I like hot mustard with my french fries.


13 posted on 11/05/2012 5:02:26 PM PST by beandog (All Aboard the Choo Choo Train to Crazy Town)
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To: 1rudeboy

Here’s mine:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2955349/posts


14 posted on 11/05/2012 5:02:28 PM PST by MplsSteve (General Mills is pro-gay marriage! Boycott their products!)
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To: 1rudeboy

Inane vanities like yours ARE way cool, but what really drives me orgasmic are sixty word excerpts from bloggers who all offer the same bloviating analysis of the story they each downloaded from CNN.

I really hope we can pack in a bunch more of those now that the borg is back.


15 posted on 11/05/2012 5:03:03 PM PST by Nervous Tick ("You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.")
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To: 1rudeboy

I think I might head to a bar tomorrow and have them put on MSLSD. I’ll take a shot every time someone mentions racism.

I’d better have a designated driver with me!


16 posted on 11/05/2012 5:03:49 PM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (CHRISTOPHER WALKEN 2012: A cowbell in every pot!)
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To: 1rudeboy

well played...


17 posted on 11/05/2012 5:04:54 PM PST by C. Edmund Wright ("GONE: The Four Year Wave That Rocked The Bubble" due out Nov 8th)
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To: 1rudeboy

Everybody be careful at the polls tomorrow. Beware of the ObamaZombies. They’ll be the ones with the dead eyes and their hands out that look like they are looking for revenge. Oh yeah, they’ll also be wearing housecoats and bunny slippers. Except for the union types. They’ll have SEIU T-shirts and be carrying Louisville Sluggers. Large eyebrows too.


18 posted on 11/05/2012 5:05:18 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Stop the freeloader REVENGE against America! Vote on November 6th!)
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To: Ron C.

>> post a one-liner about their latest random passing thought!

Not me. Why would anyone want to know what I think about on the john?

>> (Something in the air today...??)

I didn’t do it. It was the dog.


19 posted on 11/05/2012 5:05:38 PM PST by Nervous Tick ("You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.")
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To: 1rudeboy

ah, should I order the fries? Ain’t ate much. The chicken salad was good.


20 posted on 11/05/2012 5:07:13 PM PST by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: 1rudeboy

OMG, you went and did it. I was just being a wise-ass.


21 posted on 11/05/2012 5:07:13 PM PST by arrogantsob (The Disaster MUST Go. Sarah herself supports Romney.)
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To: 1rudeboy

Your so vain I bet you think this thread is about you.


22 posted on 11/05/2012 5:07:22 PM PST by ThomasThomas
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To: 1rudeboy

Be nice. It happens every election. Some are actually worth reading/replying.


23 posted on 11/05/2012 5:07:36 PM PST by DRey (Please save my country. Romney/Ryan 2012)
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To: beandog

Pickles and french fries for me.


24 posted on 11/05/2012 5:08:14 PM PST by georgiegirl
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To: MplsSteve

That’s a vanity, but it has some substance. Unlike mine, and the ones I’m making fun of . . . .


25 posted on 11/05/2012 5:09:35 PM PST by 1rudeboy
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To: SnuffaBolshevik

ha, I have been here 8 months and posted 60+ threads....not that I am bragging...


26 posted on 11/05/2012 5:10:35 PM PST by AmonAmarth (If Tim Tebow has a thought, is it a Christian Ponder?)
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To: 1rudeboy

Election eve bored FR posters looking to aliveate all the bull$hit “concerns” in their heads by turning FR into a therapy session.

Saw this back during the Recall election. Most of them are just going to be annoying idiots relaying every dumb thing they see on TV, read on a blog, or whatever their moron cousin emailed them as if it is some real insight into what is going to happen.


27 posted on 11/05/2012 5:11:18 PM PST by VanDeKoik
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To: georgiegirl

Could I ask two questions? That was the first one. We aren’t pregnant are we?


28 posted on 11/05/2012 5:11:29 PM PST by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: 1rudeboy

Pizza
None, just FR
Gross

I would like a thread on computing carry back losses when there is no alternative minimum tax loss carryback and what the effect is on alt min tax credit carryforward.


29 posted on 11/05/2012 5:11:29 PM PST by Raycpa
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To: Nervous Tick

LOL and more LOL!


30 posted on 11/05/2012 5:11:46 PM PST by Ron C.
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To: SnuffaBolshevik

You are just a noobie


31 posted on 11/05/2012 5:12:13 PM PST by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: 1rudeboy

I’d love to see a daily “Worst of the Vanities” where a list of the ten worst would be nominated, then Freepers vote on which one is the worst.

But something like that would probably just encourage more inanity.


32 posted on 11/05/2012 5:12:49 PM PST by randita
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To: 1rudeboy
You did it now!
Now it's gonna get WEIRD!
I gotta get outta here.
I'm going to get in the shower..


Too late!


33 posted on 11/05/2012 5:13:08 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: 1rudeboy

You want to post a vanity? No, you take that crap over to FaceBook buddy! /sarc


34 posted on 11/05/2012 5:13:31 PM PST by AmonAmarth (If Tim Tebow has a thought, is it a Christian Ponder?)
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To: 1rudeboy

I pretty sure this is all of Vanity Jim will allow us to post...

You want some Appolonias too?

35 posted on 11/05/2012 5:14:10 PM PST by mrsmith (Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat Party!)
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To: everyone


Show FR some love tonight.
Please Donate, Monthly if you can!

36 posted on 11/05/2012 5:14:21 PM PST by onyx (FREE REPUBLIC IS HERE TO STAY! DONATE MONTHLY! IF YOU WANT ON SARAH PALIN''S PING LIST, LET ME KNOW)
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To: 1rudeboy

I look better than my dog,,,Vote tomorrow


37 posted on 11/05/2012 5:14:40 PM PST by silentreignofheroes
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To: SnuffaBolshevik
I feel so inadequate. 12 years here and not a single thread started.

Coming up on 14 years here and I've never posted a vanity.

Look at me.

I'm so great.

38 posted on 11/05/2012 5:14:40 PM PST by FreeReign
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39 posted on 11/05/2012 5:15:27 PM PST by 1rudeboy
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To: RobertClark

I’ve never had a problem with it, which is why I’ve been posting vanities.


40 posted on 11/05/2012 5:15:32 PM PST by fwdude ( You cannot compromise with that which you must defeat.)
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To: 1rudeboy; Kevin in California; sushiman

Kevin in California and sushiman have taken your concern to heart..... :~P


41 posted on 11/05/2012 5:17:26 PM PST by My hearts in London - Everett (Gingrich or bust! (5/7/12, I guess it's bust.))
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To: 1rudeboy
You're so vain,
You prob'ly think this post is about you,
You're so vain,(you're so vain!)
You prob'ly think this post is about you, don't you, don't you?
42 posted on 11/05/2012 5:18:28 PM PST by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed &water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS, NOW & FOREVER!)
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IMG]http://imageshack.us/a/img266/1378/img0246al.jpg[/IMG]


43 posted on 11/05/2012 5:19:50 PM PST by TsonicTsunami08
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To: 1rudeboy

“I’m sorry that I can only post one at a time, frankly.”

Shirley, you jest.


44 posted on 11/05/2012 5:21:47 PM PST by APatientMan (Pick a side)
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To: Ron C.

Time is a piece of wax falling on a termite, who’s choking on the splinters.


45 posted on 11/05/2012 5:21:54 PM PST by RobertClark (Inside every "older" person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened?)
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To: Drango

“I like mayo with my french fries”

Were you stationed in Germany at some point?


46 posted on 11/05/2012 5:23:54 PM PST by cll (I am the warrant and the sanction)
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To: 1rudeboy
My sister bit a moose...

She's a viking kitty!
47 posted on 11/05/2012 5:24:08 PM PST by outofsalt ("If History teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything")
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To: 1rudeboy

The important thing is, which finger does Chrissie use to pick his nose? And does he eat it afterwards?

That may decide the election!


48 posted on 11/05/2012 5:24:23 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: 1rudeboy
My late Aunt Hildegard used to say stuff like that. You know, "We need more vanities, Billy," and "wipe your nose, there's a booger hanging down," and "Don't poop in the baby's bassinet again, dear," which really irritated me because I hadn't done anything like that at least since my 40th birthday. Those were the days, though. She'd hike her game leg up over a milk can and hock a tobacco-stained loogie to the dust outside the barn and reminisce about the time Uncle Charlie - he wasn't really my uncle, she was just his parole officer - about the time he went door-to-door campaigning for Al Gore in the middle of a coal-mining town and ended up tarred and feathered and ridden out of town on a rail, which was exciting for him because this particular rail had a train on it coming his direction.

We sort of drifted out of politics after that and went our separate ways. She was a big Clinton supporter who was really ticked off when I told her that Hoover was back in the White House as a Democrat in a blue dress this time and that she ought to apply since she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose herself and she said "No, I can't," and I said "Tried it, didja?" and then she hit me with a serving dish full of candied yams and Thanksgiving dinner was pretty much over except for the gunfire later.

But I stayed in touch. When Uncle Charlie finally pulled parole for that morals charge - underage livestock, I shoulda toldja he was a Democrat too - anyway, he came to live with us and Pa sold the sheep herd and started to raise alligators and Charlie's little problem just seemed to go away. Aunt Hildegard was happy. I was happy. The sheep was happy. The alligators was hungry.

Well, that pretty much brings you up to date except for the double amputation thing Charlie got into sometime later when I was at school. They settled in and as far as I know are still happy running the alligator farm. He can't vote being a felon and all so she votes for him and for herself too and some of the sheep. Toldja she was a Democrat.

49 posted on 11/05/2012 5:24:33 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: beandog

I mix Ketchup with Sriracha sauce for my fries.


50 posted on 11/05/2012 5:25:05 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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