Skip to comments.Random Saturday Musings.....
Posted on 11/03/2012 6:57:06 AM PDT by Lazamataz
|Daylight Savings this weekend. We get an extra hour of sleep.
BUT IS THIS ALL IT IS? OR IS THIS A NEFARIOUS PLOT BY THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO DELAY THE ELECTION BY AN HOUR???!??!??!????!???!???!?!
WOW! So, I went to 3rd Street. Warehouse Tire is an empty warehouse. I got mugged, then carjacked.
But like the note said, I'm doing the same to the next total stranger.
|Now to make a few Free Republic account adjustments....
Account >> My Preferences >> Obama Loses Election
THERE. Much better.
|Confucius say, Woman who thinks way to mans heart through his stomach misses the fact that the quickest way to a man's heart is to rip directly through his ribcage with powerful metal-hard jaws, like that Alien in the movie from the same name, which had the extra pair of pneumatically powered jaws on an extendable retractable limb. The Alien also had acid for blood. How do you kill something lik...e that? This thing nearly killed Ripley, who was portrayed by Signorney Weaver. Weaver went on to play in the movie Imaginary Heros, and in this film, which explores the problems encountered by a family after a suicide, was certainly a stellar performance on her part and the gold standard to whihc all actresses now aspire. Though, it is said, even that this may have been her tour-de-force, it still does not mean she knows the proper way to apply a tourniquet and may cause gangrene. While having a gangrenous leg is useful to escape being noticed by zombies (by smell) it is still not that healthy, and may cause you to die. Since everyone is now infected with the zombie virus, you will certainly turn into a zombie yourself, which means if I head-shoot you, I get 50 points and am that much closer to level 12, where I qualify for the RPG launcher, though I'm not sure I have enough QuotaBux to buy one."
Yes, Confucius really said that.
Ceiling cat is watching you devastate.
|I have decided that the word PALINDROME should be a palindrome.
Therefore, I feel we should petition congress to change the word to PALINNILAP.
|My cat is hungry, she constantly reminds me. But whatever food I put in front of her, she does not want. Then she reminds me she is hungry again.
She is hungry for a type of food that simply does not exist.
I don't want the terrorists to win. So I keep looking for Unobtainiya brand Prime Filets of Jackalope loin. I haven't found any yet.
|Well, that was an interesting 4 year experiment. Is the American system SO STRONG that it can even endure a President, Mr. Obama, who hates America and works to destroy it?
America: 1, America-Haters: 0
|You've heard of Tavis Smiley? I wrote him this:
|If Zombies were made out of bacon, *I* would be chasing *THEM*!|
|We all make choices..... but in the end, our choices make us.|
Some random, mildly amusing thoughts to help you through the stressful election season.
Thank you, Laz! I laughed and boy... did I need a good laugh today. It is probably just me but I feel very tense and stressed about this election. In my entire life.. I’ve never felt this intense. You’re a doll! Hugs, Mom
It's not just you.
Thusly, my post.
Youre a doll! Hugs, Mom
Glad you enjoyed!
Well that’s certainly random. Cheers!
When you buy coffee beans, don’t forget to grind them up before you make coffee.
I just thought it was an extra coarse grind...
You could bludgeon somebody to death with that fortune cookie. Thanks, Laz.
Q) How many Ritalin Kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) LET’S GO RIDE OUR BIKES!
Confucius is wordy.
Thanks. You have an excellent creative mind... “...And then I remembered I had a pole and...”
"Now I want to make sure you good folks here in . . . here in this state . . .
get yourselves on a proper time schedule, so that you'll be on time to vote
on . . . to vote next week! So remember, tonight, before you go to bed, be
sure to set your clocks one hour . . . forward! FORWARD!"
We’re going to relieve some of our election stress today by voting. (Last day of in-person early voting in Iowa. Mitt asked us to do it.)
HA! I like it!
Thank you, kind sir!
So what DO you do in the case of traumatic amputation?
FReeping from my deer stand just seems kind of wrong.
Thanks for the ping, Laz!
Heading out now to get me some new tires.... :-)
Aren’t all amputations rather traumatic?
Use a tourniquet. Stop the bleeding, treat for shock, people have only so much blood.
LOL - bttt
No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together, no more sharing a bottle of wine, no more "just one minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most gets all used up and goes away, never to return before we can say good-bye, say "I love you."
So while we have it, it's best we love it, care for it, fix it when it's broken and heal it when it's sick.
This is true for marriage.....And old cars... And children with bad report cards, and dogs with bad hips, and aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, because we are worth it.
Some things we keep -- like a best friend who moved away or a sister-in-law after divorce. There are just some things that make us happy, no matter what. Life is important, like people we know who are special.. And so, we keep them close!
Suppose one morning you never wake up, do all your friends know how you really feel? The important thing is to let every one of your friends know your true feelings, even if you think they don't love you back.
So, just in case I'm gone tomorrow......
Please vote against that a$$hole Obama!
I’m all for a “Saturday Silliness” thread each week. :^)
Perfect for a Saturday morning. Thanks, Laz.
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I scream in agony as quickly as I can; timing is important. I've found that once I'm in shock I'm frequently unable to scream.
Laz? Have you ever wondered if we got the Evil Obama and in some parallel universe there's a Good Obama with opposable ears who fights crime?
Good post Laz
you “Hit It”.
Glad you enjoyed! :)
Thanks for your kind words!
Well, I feel better now! :)
A while later, he repeats his demand that I come see what he has to show me.
I suspect I am being trained........
“So what DO you do in the case of traumatic amputation?”
You’ll need a prosthetic but, they cost an arm and a leg!
Diabolical, I suppose.
I just about lost my mind!
You forgot the flopping around, LOL.
You may need to do this again Monday and Tuesday!
Thank you, my darling! Those were 100% excellent, so thank you for posting them.
Is it okay if I’m amused this afternoon? I was busy this morning.
Today is our 33rd wedding anniversary, and he took me to the jewelers to buy me a ring this morning.
I got sticker shock. Gold costs a lot more than it did the last time we bought a ring. Whew!
WE'LL show 'em on November 7th !!!
Wow, I wish I still had that.
Wow. I wish you still had it too. It’s worth $3200 now.
LOLOL! Thank you!
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