vanity - what should Romney say to Obama before the last debate?

10-18-2012

[InvisibleChurch]

the candidates always greet each other before the start . what should R say to O to throw him off his game?

[InvisibleChurch]

"I hope you don't stutter too badly tonight."

[dead]

Heads up, Mr. President... I'm going to talk about Larry Sinclair.

[Dr. Sivana]

Put on his best Minnesota accent, and ask “Do you mind if I call you Joe?”

[Ditter]

They BOTH stuttered and stammered their way through this ordeal, I hate that.

[Flotsam_Jetsome]

“You’re fired.”

[C. Edmund Wright]

“You realize that Bob Shieffer is too old to be alive for your socialist take over anyway, so he’s going to try and save his and CBS’ reputation by scorching your ass, dont you?.....”

[Jeff Head]

While he is smiling, shaking his hand, he should lean in, sort of like Obama did to the Russian PM, and say,

“After this election, you’re going to have all of that “flexability” you talked to Medvedev about...because you’re going to be looking for a job, or playing even more golf. I’m going to bury you tonight.”

Obama’s False Narratives
http://www.jeffhead.com/falsenarrative.htm

An American Lament in 2012
http://www.jeffhead.com/lament.htm

[Blogatron]

“Some Clearasil would clean that right up.”

[silverleaf]

Your fly is open, and the little commander in chief is looking to come out and play

[RoosterRedux]

"I must break you."

[andy58-in-nh]

“Good news: I hear apartment prices are getting more reasonable in Chicago.”

[ken5050]

“If you and Michelle need any help with packing, my boys would be glad to lend a hand...”

[TexasCajun]

I like it when you say "When I WAS President"!

[RavenATB]

“Hope you brought your Vaseline...you're going to need it.”

[txrefugee]

“I’m going to appoint Chairman Issa as my Attorney General. See you and Holder in court, sucka.”

[workerbee]

“Mohammed liked to shag pigs, when he wasn’t raping little girls.”

[joe fonebone]

what Mr. T said to rocky balboa before the fight..

Dead meat...

[Boonie]

“I understand you’ve purchased a home in Hawaii...Congratulations!!!
It will be a nice change of climate for your family this January....”

[princess leah]

Didn’t have time to shave those nose hairs, huh? Better keep your head down so the cameras don’t pick them up!

[princess leah]

Didn’t have time to shave those nose hairs, huh? Better keep your head down so the cameras don’t pick them up!