vanity - what should Romney say to Obama before the last debate?

10-18-2012

[InvisibleChurch]

the candidates always greet each other before the start . what should R say to O to throw him off his game?

[InvisibleChurch]

"I hope you don't stutter too badly tonight."

[dead]

Heads up, Mr. President... I'm going to talk about Larry Sinclair.

[Dr. Sivana]

Put on his best Minnesota accent, and ask “Do you mind if I call you Joe?”

[Ditter]

They BOTH stuttered and stammered their way through this ordeal, I hate that.

[Flotsam_Jetsome]

“You’re fired.”

[C. Edmund Wright]

“You realize that Bob Shieffer is too old to be alive for your socialist take over anyway, so he’s going to try and save his and CBS’ reputation by scorching your ass, dont you?.....”

[Jeff Head]

While he is smiling, shaking his hand, he should lean in, sort of like Obama did to the Russian PM, and say,

“After this election, you’re going to have all of that “flexability” you talked to Medvedev about...because you’re going to be looking for a job, or playing even more golf. I’m going to bury you tonight.”

Obama’s False Narratives
http://www.jeffhead.com/falsenarrative.htm

An American Lament in 2012
http://www.jeffhead.com/lament.htm

[Blogatron]

“Some Clearasil would clean that right up.”

[silverleaf]

Your fly is open, and the little commander in chief is looking to come out and play

[RoosterRedux]

"I must break you."

[andy58-in-nh]

“Good news: I hear apartment prices are getting more reasonable in Chicago.”

[ken5050]

“If you and Michelle need any help with packing, my boys would be glad to lend a hand...”

[TexasCajun]

I like it when you say "When I WAS President"!

[RavenATB]

“Hope you brought your Vaseline...you're going to need it.”

[txrefugee]

“I’m going to appoint Chairman Issa as my Attorney General. See you and Holder in court, sucka.”

[workerbee]

“Mohammed liked to shag pigs, when he wasn’t raping little girls.”

[joe fonebone]

what Mr. T said to rocky balboa before the fight..

Dead meat...

[Boonie]

“I understand you’ve purchased a home in Hawaii...Congratulations!!!
It will be a nice change of climate for your family this January....”

[princess leah]

Didn’t have time to shave those nose hairs, huh? Better keep your head down so the cameras don’t pick them up!

[princess leah]

Didn’t have time to shave those nose hairs, huh? Better keep your head down so the cameras don’t pick them up!

[technically right]

“I hope you brought your cut man tonight ‘cause you’re gonna need him when I’m done with you, p*ssy boy”

[ConservativeStatement]

“Crowley acted stupidly.”

[camle]

don’t let the door hit ya where the lord split ya!

[married21]

“I’m going to appoint Chairman Issa as my Attorney General. See you and Holder in court, sucka.”

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Something along those lines will be fine.

[deport]

vanity - what should Romney say to Obama before the last debate?

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“I'll be seeing you again at noon on Sunday, Jan. 20, 2013 for my swearing in and on Monday, Jan. 21, 2013 for the public ceremonies. Take care. “

[X-spurt]

Hard to decide which has best, you or workerbee.

[Rappini]

If you win I’ll pop for a pulled pork sandwich.

[Eagle of Liberty]

“Um....good...um, uh....luck...!”

[Leep]

I know you can not answer for the last four years ,jobs,the economny,massive spending, Fast & Furrious, and Libya..so, feel free to interupt and lie frequently..in order to make up for your grossly ineffective term in office.
The moderators, I am sure, will help you out if you get into a jam,too.
Not to mention the media will declare you the winner. Even if you stare at your podium and drool all eventing.
Good luck punk.

[MuttTheHoople]

“When you start to speak, do you inhale or exhale?”

[Hoosier Catholic Momma]

I was thinking the same thing...maybe he could work one of those into the debate and use one of them beforehand? LOL

[getarope]

In his best WWE Undertaker voice, “I will bury you.”, and then chokeslam him!

[KittenClaws]

Romney has greater class than I do, because I’d say something like “Dude, do you know you have a booger hanging out of your nose?”

[bgill]

“Hey, whitey.”

[KittenClaws]

Didn’t have time to shave those nose hairs, huh? Better keep your head down so the cameras don’t pick them up!
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LOL! Posted mine before I read yours - great minds think alike.

[EQAndyBuzz]

“the candidates always greet each other before the start . what should R say to O to throw him off his game?”

“Internal polling says I am up 15 points in Pennsylvania, Ohio and Michigan. Hope you have enough cash to get you through the next 2 weeks.”

[commish]

I don’t know about what he should say to obumbles, but his very first comment of the night, no matter the question, should be:
“Before I begin, I would like to set the record straight on one thing. Mr. President, I did what you asked and ‘read the transcript’ of your Rose Garden comments after the Libya attacks of 9/11, and despite what you and Ms. Crowley claimed during the last debate you NEVER called the attacks an Act of Terror.”

[<1/1,000,000th%]

“Barack you ignorant slut!”

[OrangeHoof]

I'm reminded of the time Larry Bird took part in the three-point shooting contest as part of the NBA All-Star Game hoopla. Having won the previous year, Bird entered the locker room to change into his Celtic uniform and announced to his competition. "Okay, which of you is finishing second this year?"

Bird them proceeded to repeat his title.

[bt_dooftlook]

“Say Mr. President, what’s black and white and Red all over?”

[bt_dooftlook]

“I guess you know that wearing a headphone tonight is against the rules.”

[bt_dooftlook]

“Dying your hair gray doesn’t make you smarter, older, or more competent”

[chopperman]

Don’t steal the silverware.

[RightOnTheBorder]

I was going to go with “Reggie Love made a tape.”

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

“No, you can’t borrow my pickup truck this January.”

[P.O.E.]

“Kenya hear me now?”

[Georgia Girl 2]

Sucks to be you.

[chriscraft]

Mr. President: Libya will be the least of your worries tonight.

[discostu]

The Aristocrats!

[GLDNGUN]

"I'm sorry this is our last debate because I REALLY love kicking your ass on national TV."

"Tell Michelle to get in all the corners if you guys want your cleaning deposit back."

"I don't know about you, but I always like to get things over with, so feel free to use tonight's closing remarks time to make your concession speech."