[Kenny Bunk]

The Papyrus was date-stamped, "350 AD." It was also countersigned by Mary Magdalen, whom this idiotic woman also believes to have been JC's GF.

What is really suspicious here is, that as any fool knows, Jesus was at this time proselytizing among the American Indians (to whom Elizabeth Warren is genetically linked) in the Four corners Region around Wolf Creek Pass.

The only theological question I have here is, Did this happen during that strange, but oft-quoted period when "Christ was a Corporal?"

[Crapgame]

Wolf Creek Pass? The 37 miles of hell way up on the Great Divide? No wonder He was proselytizing there....(with apologies to C.W. McCall....)