Nassau couple charged after sex on the highway turns to confrontation

The Florida Times-Union ^ | September 18, 2012 | Dana Treen

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Passion in a moving car on Interstate 95 ended in a Fernandina Beach couple’s arrest Sunday when another motorist who witnessed the sex was followed by the lovers and confronted, according to an arrest report.

In addition to indecent exposure, Ernest Felix Gonzales, 27, and Suzanne Welker, 31, were charged Sunday with aggravated assault for pulling a gun, according to the Nassau County Sheriff’s Office.

Around 3 p.m. Sunday near the Nassau County line, a man and woman engaged in a sex act were spotted from the another lane. Then the woman, who the report said was “naked and could be seen clearly by everyone in the area,” started to climb into the driver’s lap.

Louis Carr, 24, told deputies the driver, later identified as Gonzales, slowed down as soon as he realized people were watching.

He got behind Carr’s pickup and began tailgating and trying to pass.

[Erasmus]

Süß!

[Isabel C.]

She can ride with/on me anytime...

You better find out her prices first.

[gimme1ibertee]

LOL!!! Bet!! :)

[a fool in paradise]

S&A, could you PING this to the “bang” list?

[Revolting cat!]

Speedy Gonzalez? Ai, ai, ai!

[a fool in paradise]

The dirty joke that launched Speedy Gonzalez’s career (as told by Mel Blanc):

Mouse #1: Speedy Gonzalez is in love with my seester.

Mouse #2: Speedy Gonzalez is in love with EVERYBODY’S seester.

[Frank_2001]

“Not too shabby when cleaned up ...”

LOL, bet they’re fake...the pearls, too;) This woman is a BANKER??? Why then do the Dims think so poorly of bankers?/s;)

[Slings and Arrows]

Their problem was their sexual position...

...it's illegal to ride on the shoulders.

[Political Junkie Too]

Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road

-PJ

[Dr. Sivana]

“The Beatles”, popularly known as “The White Album”, is a singularly bad source for real life activity.

[Larry Lucido]

She has guilty eyes.

[Hegewisch Dupa]

true - not guilty at all

[Responsibility2nd]

Louis Carr, 24, told deputies the driver, later identified as Gonzales, slowed down as soon as he realized people were watching.

 

That was nice of him. So everyone could get a better look.

[N. Theknow]

In addition to indecent exposure, Ernest Felix Gonzales, 27, and Suzanne Welker, 31, were charged Sunday with aggravated assault for pulling a gun

Pulled a gun?

Guess they weren't happy to see him.

[a fool in paradise]

Pulled a gun? Guess they weren't happy to see him.

'appiness is a warm gun, bang bang shoot shoot.

[Clay Moore]

This is my rifle,
this is my gun,....