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Hypothetical Question;If Aliens Came To Your Door&Said:Take Me To Your Leader.What Do You Do?

Posted on 09/16/2012 6:06:13 PM PDT by Ryan_Rubio_2016

Lets take a look at the last 40 or so months,and also consider what has occurred since Tuesday.We are "Leaderless". So if there was ever a time to put that "Alien Dilemma" in play,this would be the ideal time.So put yourself in this ordeal.A small alien space-craft has landed on your front lawn.Three aliens come to your front door.You open the door,and the "Tallest Alien" says,"Take Me To Your Leader". Then what do you do or tell them?Would you go back on the ship,or give them directions to our leaders home? There are probably at least a hundred great answers for this scenario.


TOPICS: Humor; Reference; Science; UFO's
KEYWORDS: aliens; clintonlegacy; onesexyalien; takemetoyourleader
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

Tell them my leader was crucified 2,000 years ago, but if they’d like to get to know him. . .


41 posted on 09/16/2012 6:43:42 PM PDT by Hootowl
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

The Bernanke.


42 posted on 09/16/2012 6:47:11 PM PDT by Third Person (I'm in my prime.)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

I’d say “you don’t want to meet that guy, he’s a nincompoop, come back in mid-November and we’ll see if conditions have improved.”


43 posted on 09/16/2012 6:47:48 PM PDT by jocon307
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To: Revolting cat!

Tell them about Reagan and say he was the last real leader we had.


44 posted on 09/16/2012 6:47:49 PM PDT by Orange1998
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016


             


Hey Earthling ! You jivin' me ? !

There's nothin' in here but an empty chair . . and some kinda glass square thing on a pole . . wth ??

45 posted on 09/16/2012 6:48:43 PM PDT by tomkat (this Nation needs a testosterone injection STAT !)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

introduce them to the wife


46 posted on 09/16/2012 6:49:27 PM PDT by onona (This space for rent....cheep)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

I would tell them to go to the White House, but Obama would probably bow to them and apologize for Earth’s arrogance toward the rest of the universe.


47 posted on 09/16/2012 6:52:25 PM PDT by scottinoc
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016
Take them to, in order:

Valhalla, NY
Mount Vernon, VA
My own home.
48 posted on 09/16/2012 6:53:06 PM PDT by arderkrag (An Unreconstructed Georgian, Forever in Rebellion.)
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To: MarkL

In this home, if I am more than ten feet from the kitchen or bedroom, consider me a runaway.

;)


49 posted on 09/16/2012 6:54:12 PM PDT by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

My cat.


50 posted on 09/16/2012 6:58:17 PM PDT by AndyJackson
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

actually, i would get on the ship with them,send them to “President Bidens” house, and when we get there, just sit back and watch the show {as Bin Biden goes off with his illegal alien jokes/gaffes}


51 posted on 09/16/2012 7:00:46 PM PDT by Ryan_Rubio_2016
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

i would tell them to get lost as I put a G-29 in their face, fnckin’ aliens.......

shit, maybe just G-27, what with ammo prices and all...


52 posted on 09/16/2012 7:00:54 PM PDT by waterhill (I Shall Remain: Beef: its whats for dinner...........)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

“Tallest Alien” says,”Take Me To Your Leader”. Then what do you do or tell them?

That’s easy. I’d get them in my truck, assuming they’d fit, and take them to my Church.

In the Church, I’d tell them “kneel at the altar and speak directly.”


53 posted on 09/16/2012 7:01:03 PM PDT by ReconViper 1
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016
Send them back to Mehico.
54 posted on 09/16/2012 7:01:43 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Government is the religion of the sociopath.)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

I’d take them to the best representatives of humanity. Stephen Hawking, James Watson if still alive, or Bjørn Lomborg. (I wish Norman Borlaug was alive.)
Or I’d take them to a person who I think speaks for the civilized majority of the most advanced nation on Earth (probably still us). Dave Ramsey, Michael Savage, Bill Bennett or Thomas Sowell.


55 posted on 09/16/2012 7:02:10 PM PDT by tbw2
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016
How do I know you're not Photoshopped, dear alien.
56 posted on 09/16/2012 7:03:06 PM PDT by Christie at the beach (I like Newt.)
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016

Explain the sorry state of affairs here with over half the population brainwashed by corrupt media and educators then send the aliens up to Canada to see one of the last bastions of sanity - Stephen Harper.


57 posted on 09/16/2012 7:10:20 PM PDT by Teflonic
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To: Ryan_Rubio_2016
After I stop laughing and have changed into fresh underwater, I ask the obvious question,........”Who? That asswipe?” And then head back to the bedroom for more underwear.
58 posted on 09/16/2012 7:10:33 PM PDT by cashless (Unlike Obama and his supporters, I'd rather be a TEA BAGGER than a TEA BAGGEE.)
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To: tbw2

Savage or Bennet? Seriously?


59 posted on 09/16/2012 7:10:46 PM PDT by waterhill (I Shall Remain: Beef: its whats for dinner...........)
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To: Teflonic

Stephen Harper is a good, modern example.


60 posted on 09/16/2012 7:11:12 PM PDT by tbw2
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