Hypothetical Question;If Aliens Came To Your Door&Said:Take Me To Your Leader.What Do You Do?

[Ryan_Rubio_2016]

Lets take a look at the last 40 or so months,and also consider what has occurred since Tuesday.We are "Leaderless". So if there was ever a time to put that "Alien Dilemma" in play,this would be the ideal time.So put yourself in this ordeal.A small alien space-craft has landed on your front lawn.Three aliens come to your front door.You open the door,and the "Tallest Alien" says,"Take Me To Your Leader". Then what do you do or tell them?Would you go back on the ship,or give them directions to our leaders home? There are probably at least a hundred great answers for this scenario.

[Ryan_Rubio_2016]

Here is what I would do. I would give them directions to James Carville’s house. Hey, why not? they have so much in common!

[apoliticalone]

And here I thought you meant illegal aliens. But same answer.

[Eddie01]

I’d introduce them to Jim Robinson

[Paradox]

I tilt my head to the side and yell to my wife, “honey, there’s someone here who wants to see you!”.

[OrangeHoof]

I’d tell the alien about Jesus.

[null and void]

Get stilts?

Put them in a room with a moose?

[JoeProBono]

[WesternPacific]

That's a no brainer, but I'm not sure if my wife would have time to speak to them.

[mitch5501]

Get off my lawn!

[Ryan_Rubio_2016]

maybe we can send them to Debbie Wassermans house?

[Little Ray]

Ask him what he was trying to accomplish; if no good answer or explanation was forthcoming, send him to Beijing.

[SeminoleCounty]

I send the aliens to Tallahassee, and Florida Governor Rick Scott.

The aliens would come back and laser my arse if I sent them to Obama...they would feel so insulted

[DouglasKC]

Jesus Christ is my leader so it would have to entail a pretty large theological discussion. If they phrased it as “take me to the leader of this government” then it would have to involve a discussion of the three branches of government.

[Las Vegas Ron]

I guess there are some parameters that should be introduced before reaching any conclusions....

[Cowgirl of Justice]

I’d point to the French doors and say, “He’s out on the deck nursing a cigar and a scotch. And take off your shoes, I just mopped.”

[lbryce]

I would say, aliens don't ask to take them to our for leaders anymore. "Take me to your leader" is an anachronism of 40's, 50's Hollywood science fiction films I would explain, which they might have caught a glimpse of further out in space when the TV, radio signals had time enough to travel out that far enough

I would suggest having them watch newer science fiction film of alien encounters with Earthlings. Perhaps, they might try playing musical instruments on some isolated, deserted mountain outcrop to get to meet our leaders.

[death2tyrants]

I’d save the alien a trip by handing him an empty chair.

[bigbob]

I’d say “Grab your clubs, he’s probably out on the back 9...”

[beethovenfan]

I would introduce them to Jesus.

[svcw]

If they were space aliens, I’d say “here I am”.
If they were just illegals I’d say, “you have 30 seconds before I call INS - now run”.

[crazydad]

I would say “ Take my Leader Please”.

[MarkL]

I’d point to the French doors and say, “He’s out on the deck nursing a cigar and a scotch. And take off your shoes, I just mopped.”

Yeah sure... I'll bet that your husband wears the pants in the family... But you pick them out for him!

Mark

[tanuki]

Tell him to look up President Romney.

[ctdonath2]

“Yes, may I help you?”

[datakcy]

What if? We’ve got 20 million+ of them: illegal aliens. They don’t speak English and I’m thinking one of them is in the White House already.

My leader is Jesus Christ. I no longer place any trust in the ways of man. I will reluctantly vote for Mitt Romney, a flip-flopping heretical, blasphemous Mormon because I support the GOP platform while the alternative, Barack Obama is so anti-Christ in his thinking and actions, no genuine Christian could ever pull the lever for an open pro-abortion/infanticide, pro-sodomy “marriage,” bent on the destruction of the economic engine of capitalism. I do not love money but believe that socialist government is a metaphor for godless idolatry.

[aomagrat]

Hand it the leash and call the dog.

[Tanniker Smith]

“Honey! It’s for you!”

[Revolting cat!]

No sale. I'm actually anticipating Jesus at my door.

[RichInOC]

I’d say “You mean those aren’t your guys running things already?”

[Reily]

Only if you will take him !

[Revolting cat!]

But seriously this time. I'd ask them to show me their badges!

[gaijin]

1. Valerie jarrett

2. CEO, Goldman Sachs

[Ryan_Rubio_2016]

go to the last house on the left,knock on the front door,ask for Queen Nancy Pelosi.

[skinkinthegrass]

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space travel / speed of light / long time tv host

[Museum Twenty]

To try and answer seriously, I would suggest Pope Benedict XVI.

I have tremendous respect for him as an individual, and he represents an organization that has 2000 years experience, where the vast majority of what the Church has done has been for the good.

And he is The Successor to Peter, Christ’s designated leader among men.

If the USA fades, I will be glad to have The Catholic Church defending The Human Dignity of Man.

China, Islam, USSR, UN (take your pick) will not be dedicated to defending The Human Dignity of Man.

Second choice: Prime Minister Netanyahu, but that is more due to his character than to the Office of Prime Minister of Israel.

[faithhopecharity]

Give them the directions to the alien who thinks he is our leader, on condition that they promise to take him back to Zeta Reticullei with them....

[Orange1998]

So when did he become a leader. He is lost right now trying to find what side of the issue he wants to be on.

[zencycler]

Well, if I conclude they are hostile ... easy answer!

[Kolath]

offer them some brewskies, chicken wings and watch some football.

[Hootowl]

Tell them my leader was crucified 2,000 years ago, but if they’d like to get to know him. . .

[Third Person]

The Bernanke.

[jocon307]

I’d say “you don’t want to meet that guy, he’s a nincompoop, come back in mid-November and we’ll see if conditions have improved.”

[Orange1998]

Tell them about Reagan and say he was the last real leader we had.

[tomkat]

             

Hey Earthling ! You jivin' me ? !

There's nothin' in here but an empty chair . . and some kinda glass square thing on a pole . . wth ??

[onona]

introduce them to the wife

[scottinoc]

I would tell them to go to the White House, but Obama would probably bow to them and apologize for Earth’s arrogance toward the rest of the universe.

[arderkrag]

Take them to, in order:

Valhalla, NY
Mount Vernon, VA
My own home.

[Cowgirl of Justice]

In this home, if I am more than ten feet from the kitchen or bedroom, consider me a runaway.

;)

[AndyJackson]

My cat.