Mr. Sandman, Bring Me a Scheme

My Perverse Imagination ^ | September 1, 2012 | Vanity

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung
Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung
Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung
Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung
Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung

Mr. Sandman, bring me a theme
(Bung, bung, bung, bung)
Make it as clueless as I’ve ever seen
(Bung, bung, bung, bung)
Give me advisors like Krugman and Holder
(Bung, bung, bung, bung)
Then tell me that my Presidential days aren’t over

Sandman, I'm such a drone
Don't have no plan to call my own
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman, bring me a theme

Bung, bung, bung, bung

Mr. Sandman bring us a theme
(Yes)
Give our campaign a new head of steam
Give it passion like noam chomsky
And lots of wavy hair like Mitt Romey

Mr Sandman, something to say
(Something to say)
Would be so peachy at the end of the day
So please turn on your magic beam
Mr Sandman, bring us, please, please, please
Mr Sandman, bring us a theme

Bung, bung, bung, bung

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Not fair if taken out of context.

[gorush]

I’m normally not a big parody fan...but that is very good.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Some things just invite ridicule.

[Do Not Make Fun Of His Ears]

HAHAHAHAHA

And I mean that sincerely. I am cracking up!!!!

Nicely done!!!

[exit82]

Too bad The Chordettes are here to record it.

[exit82]

Too bad The Chordettes are here to record it.

[exit82]

are = aren’t

[Aria]

Oh now THAT’s HILARIOUS!

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

OFFICIAL NOTICE:

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Please add the following terms to your Republican Racist Dog Whistle Lexicon:

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Sandman

Chordettes

Peachy

Noam Chomsky

[Dilbert San Diego]

This sand sculpture does not look like Obama at all. I just don’t see it. It looks like a cartoon character.

What’s with a sand sculpture anyway? Can you imagine how the liberals would lambast any Republican who did this?

I wonder if Chris Mathews will have tingles all over when he sees the sand sculpture????

[rw4site]

That’s good! Also very good is the video on youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE0M9R1YXH0

[MissyMa]

‘And lots of wavy hair like Mitt Romey’

LOL’d through all of it but especially this! HA

[ican'tbelieveit]

HA!

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Gudd un. Thanks.

[stilloftyhenight]

Love it!

[jakerobins]

That photo gets creepier every time I see it...like he's going to come alive and start killing people.

[Do Not Make Fun Of His Ears]

Every cat in town should find that sculpture. It’s one giant litterbox.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Zero is a hole lot of bung.

[Aria]

did you write this? I want to send it on...

[notpoliticallycorewrecked]

A big rainstorm already tried to take it out. The base has been pretty much destroyed. If that isn’t prophetic? They are trying to rebuild it. Talk about bad karma.