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Mr. Sandman, Bring Me a Scheme
My Perverse Imagination ^ | September 1, 2012 | Vanity

Posted on 09/01/2012 6:55:53 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets

Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung
Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung
Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung
Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung
Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung

Mr. Sandman, bring me a theme
(Bung, bung, bung, bung)
Make it as clueless as I’ve ever seen
(Bung, bung, bung, bung)
Give me advisors like Krugman and Holder
(Bung, bung, bung, bung)
Then tell me that my Presidential days aren’t over

Sandman, I'm such a drone
Don't have no plan to call my own
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman, bring me a theme

Bung, bung, bung, bung

Mr. Sandman bring us a theme
(Yes)
Give our campaign a new head of steam
Give it passion like noam chomsky
And lots of wavy hair like Mitt Romey

Mr Sandman, something to say
(Something to say)
Would be so peachy at the end of the day
So please turn on your magic beam
Mr Sandman, bring us, please, please, please
Mr Sandman, bring us a theme

Bung, bung, bung, bung



TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: dufus
Not fair if taken out of context.
1 posted on 09/01/2012 6:55:54 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

I’m normally not a big parody fan...but that is very good.


2 posted on 09/01/2012 6:58:06 PM PDT by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: gorush

Some things just invite ridicule.


3 posted on 09/01/2012 6:59:51 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans!)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

HAHAHAHAHA

And I mean that sincerely. I am cracking up!!!!

Nicely done!!!


4 posted on 09/01/2012 7:01:52 PM PDT by Do Not Make Fun Of His Ears (John Roberts did more to endanger the lives of Americans than all 9/11 hijackers combined.)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

Too bad The Chordettes are here to record it.


5 posted on 09/01/2012 7:04:27 PM PDT by exit82 (Pass the word: Obama is a FAILURE!! Democrats are the enemies of freedom!)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

Too bad The Chordettes are here to record it.


6 posted on 09/01/2012 7:05:40 PM PDT by exit82 (Pass the word: Obama is a FAILURE!! Democrats are the enemies of freedom!)
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To: exit82

are = aren’t


7 posted on 09/01/2012 7:06:29 PM PDT by exit82 (Pass the word: Obama is a FAILURE!! Democrats are the enemies of freedom!)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

Oh now THAT’s HILARIOUS!


8 posted on 09/01/2012 7:07:24 PM PDT by Aria ( 2008 wasn't an election - it was a coup d'etat.)
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To: exit82
OFFICIAL NOTICE:

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Please add the following terms to your Republican Racist Dog Whistle Lexicon:

==============================================================================

Sandman

Chordettes

Peachy

Noam Chomsky


9 posted on 09/01/2012 7:09:15 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans!)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

This sand sculpture does not look like Obama at all. I just don’t see it. It looks like a cartoon character.

What’s with a sand sculpture anyway? Can you imagine how the liberals would lambast any Republican who did this?

I wonder if Chris Mathews will have tingles all over when he sees the sand sculpture????


10 posted on 09/01/2012 7:10:43 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

That’s good! Also very good is the video on youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE0M9R1YXH0


11 posted on 09/01/2012 7:11:23 PM PDT by rw4site (Little men want Big Government!)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

‘And lots of wavy hair like Mitt Romey’

LOL’d through all of it but especially this! HA


12 posted on 09/01/2012 7:12:33 PM PDT by MissyMa
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

HA!


13 posted on 09/01/2012 7:13:39 PM PDT by ican'tbelieveit (School is prison for children who have commited the crime of being born. (attr: St_Thomas_Aquinas))
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To: rw4site

Gudd un. Thanks.


14 posted on 09/01/2012 7:15:16 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans!)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

Love it!


15 posted on 09/01/2012 7:15:24 PM PDT by stilloftyhenight
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets
That photo gets creepier every time I see it...like he's going to come alive and start killing people.
16 posted on 09/01/2012 7:17:15 PM PDT by jakerobins
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

Every cat in town should find that sculpture. It’s one giant litterbox.


17 posted on 09/01/2012 7:18:09 PM PDT by Do Not Make Fun Of His Ears (John Roberts did more to endanger the lives of Americans than all 9/11 hijackers combined.)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

Zero is a hole lot of bung.


18 posted on 09/01/2012 7:24:24 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (If you like lying Socialist dirtbags, you'll love Slick Willard)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

did you write this? I want to send it on...


19 posted on 09/01/2012 7:25:11 PM PDT by Aria ( 2008 wasn't an election - it was a coup d'etat.)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

A big rainstorm already tried to take it out. The base has been pretty much destroyed. If that isn’t prophetic? They are trying to rebuild it. Talk about bad karma.


20 posted on 09/01/2012 7:26:04 PM PDT by notpoliticallycorewrecked (Our military does not kill babies, those that commit abortion kill babies.)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

LOL is that supposed to be an image of Obama, looks more like Mr. Roper from Three’s Company.


21 posted on 09/01/2012 7:28:58 PM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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To: Aria

I did write it, with some help from help from Pat Ballard.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Ballard


22 posted on 09/01/2012 7:36:31 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans!)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Well? Obviously the theme is 'Hope and Change'!!!

Or was that theme tried once before?

23 posted on 09/01/2012 7:39:17 PM PDT by eeriegeno (<p>)
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To: eeriegeno

I guess that makes you Mr. Sandman. What about that dream I asked you for back in 1954?


24 posted on 09/01/2012 7:42:29 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans!)
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To: exit82

ahhhhhhhhh speaking of the Chordettes!

We all need a break for a moment!
Enjoy....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDXT7wC9jrc


25 posted on 09/01/2012 7:43:10 PM PDT by pollywog ("O Thou who changest not, abide with me.".......)
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To: Do Not Make Fun Of His Ears

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!


26 posted on 09/01/2012 7:45:35 PM PDT by pollywog ("O Thou who changest not, abide with me.".......)
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To: jakerobins

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCDpxV1j4lE


27 posted on 09/01/2012 7:46:16 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

The Wise Man Built His House

The wise man built his house upon the rock

The wise man built his house upon the rock

The wise man built his house upon the rock

And the rain came tumbling down

Oh, the rain came down

And the floods came up

The rain came down

And the floods came up

The rain came down

And the floods came up

And the wise man’s house stood firm.

The foolish man built his house upon the sand

The foolish man built his house upon the sand

The foolish man built his house upon the sand

And the rain came tumbling down

Oh, the rain came down

And the floods came up

The rain came down

And the floods came up

The rain came down

And the floods came up

And the foolish man’s house went “splat!”


28 posted on 09/01/2012 7:48:16 PM PDT by Huddled Masses ("There you go again...")
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

The Wise Man Built His House

The wise man built his house upon the rock

The wise man built his house upon the rock

The wise man built his house upon the rock

And the rain came tumbling down

Oh, the rain came down

And the floods came up

The rain came down

And the floods came up

The rain came down

And the floods came up

And the wise man’s house stood firm.

The foolish man built his house upon the sand

The foolish man built his house upon the sand

The foolish man built his house upon the sand

And the rain came tumbling down

Oh, the rain came down

And the floods came up

The rain came down

And the floods came up

The rain came down

And the floods came up

And the foolish man’s house went “splat!”


29 posted on 09/01/2012 7:48:34 PM PDT by Huddled Masses ("There you go again...")
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

The Wise Man Built His House

The wise man built his house upon the rock

The wise man built his house upon the rock

The wise man built his house upon the rock

And the rain came tumbling down

Oh, the rain came down

And the floods came up

The rain came down

And the floods came up

The rain came down

And the floods came up

And the wise man’s house stood firm.

The foolish man built his house upon the sand

The foolish man built his house upon the sand

The foolish man built his house upon the sand

And the rain came tumbling down

Oh, the rain came down

And the floods came up

The rain came down

And the floods came up

The rain came down

And the floods came up

And the foolish man’s house went “splat!”


30 posted on 09/01/2012 7:48:52 PM PDT by Huddled Masses ("There you go again...")
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To: pollywog

Yeah, but she’s kinda cute, too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xMCNmUaGko


31 posted on 09/01/2012 7:49:38 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans!)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets
How Obambi sees himself.......>

and the reality........>

His campaign is built on sand and will be washed away in the Tsunami in November.

32 posted on 09/01/2012 10:45:35 PM PDT by spokeshave (The only people better off today than 4 years ago are the Prisoners at Guantanamo.)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

BTW, you can have Morena Baccarin. But Mila Kunis belongs to me. She ruined my political career, but it was worth it.


33 posted on 09/01/2012 11:11:58 PM PDT by campaignPete R-CT (and we are still campaigning for local conservatives in central CT.)
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To: campaignPete R-CT

Aren’t you in your 60s ?


34 posted on 09/02/2012 12:35:36 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (If you like lying Socialist dirtbags, you'll love Slick Willard)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

60’s? you mean my golf game? haven’t broken 80 since I was 16.


35 posted on 09/02/2012 5:09:38 AM PDT by campaignPete R-CT (and we are still campaigning for local conservatives in central CT.)
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To: pollywog

Thanks! Here’s another of the classics of the Chordettes:

1958 Lollipop

This clip is from the Andy Williams Show, 1959:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRRdKo18gb0

Great harmony, dresses, and early TV.


36 posted on 09/02/2012 6:57:57 PM PDT by exit82 (Pass the word: Obama is a FAILURE!! Democrats are the enemies of freedom!)
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