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VANITY: How can Julian Assange get himself out of the Ecuadorean Embassy in London?
self ^ | 8/16/12

Posted on 08/16/2012 12:06:45 PM PDT by SilvieWaldorfMD

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1 posted on 08/16/2012 12:07:04 PM PDT by SilvieWaldorfMD
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

I though fairies could fly.


2 posted on 08/16/2012 12:11:27 PM PDT by tacticalogic ("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

I think he is perfectly capable of slithering out through a drainpipe and back under the rock he came from.


3 posted on 08/16/2012 12:12:09 PM PDT by Apparatchik (If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away - Jim Ignatowski)
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

I think he is perfectly capable of slithering out through a drainpipe and back under the rock he came from.


4 posted on 08/16/2012 12:12:09 PM PDT by Apparatchik (If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away - Jim Ignatowski)
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

He can’t. Haha.

Apparently British cops have staked out all the doors to the Embassy. How’s that asylum plea working out for ya, dumbass?

SnakeDoc


5 posted on 08/16/2012 12:12:44 PM PDT by SnakeDoctor ("I've shot people I like more for less." -- Raylan Givens, Justified)
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

Feet first hopefully.


6 posted on 08/16/2012 12:14:17 PM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

Have 50 look-alikes enter the embassy. Have them all run out at the same time in different directions.


7 posted on 08/16/2012 12:14:29 PM PDT by kik5150
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To: tacticalogic

Helicopter from embassy rooftop to France where a car awaits?


8 posted on 08/16/2012 12:15:56 PM PDT by liberalh8ter (If Barack has a memory like a steel trap, why can't he remember what the Constitution says?)
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

He cannot get himself out of the Ecuadorian embassy, but the British can get him out by:
1. Sending the Ecuadorian ambassador home to tell the president of Ecuador that Britain is considering breaking off diplomatic relations with Ecuador because that country is an outlaw nation.
2. After a week send all the other Ecuadorian diplomats home with the message that Britain will only deal with Ecuador through the Swiss embassy.
3. Wait for Julian Assange to give up because of hunger or to starve to death.


9 posted on 08/16/2012 12:16:18 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

Crawl through the ventilation ducts and then the sewer.

Every adventure movie shows you how.


10 posted on 08/16/2012 12:16:59 PM PDT by Erasmus (Zwischen des Teufels und des tiefen, blauen Meers)
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

Bullet?


11 posted on 08/16/2012 12:17:39 PM PDT by tickedoffnow (No more...)
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

When is he going to leak some Ecuador embassy documents?


12 posted on 08/16/2012 12:17:48 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (Siri: Paul Ryan 2016)
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

Maybe he’ll e-mail himself out.


13 posted on 08/16/2012 12:23:05 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

Diplomatic pouch.


14 posted on 08/16/2012 12:25:56 PM PDT by Defiant (If there are infinite parallel universes, why Lord, am I living in the one with Obama as President?)
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To: tacticalogic

pixie dust


15 posted on 08/16/2012 12:31:15 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Biden: "HOPE and CHAINS for all 57 states".)
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16 posted on 08/16/2012 12:31:24 PM PDT by Sax
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To: MIchaelTArchangel

The Brits have already warned Ecuador that they will come in after him if they do not surrender him “soon”. There is precedent, they busted into the Iranian embassy in 1980 to extricate the killer of a British policewoman.


17 posted on 08/16/2012 12:33:49 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans!)
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18 posted on 08/16/2012 12:33:49 PM PDT by SnuffaBolshevik (In a tornado, even turkeys can fly.)
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

How about a little false flag operation to offer him an escape, then SURPRISE! He’s in U.S. custody.


19 posted on 08/16/2012 12:35:06 PM PDT by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed &water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS, NOW & FOREVER!)
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To: kik5150
Have 50 look-alikes enter the embassy. Have them all run out at the same time in different directions.

That's the best one yet.

20 posted on 08/16/2012 12:35:27 PM PDT by BBell (And Now for Something Completely Different)
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To: tickedoffnow

“Bullet” you say...

I suggested to Stratfor a hellfire missile after the SOB hacked their emails including mine.


21 posted on 08/16/2012 12:35:51 PM PDT by Carthego delenda est
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

He could be hustled by helicopter to a waiting Ecuadoran aricraft carrier in the Channel or North Sea.


22 posted on 08/16/2012 12:37:39 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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23 posted on 08/16/2012 12:38:11 PM PDT by BBell (And Now for Something Completely Different)
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To: Carthego delenda est

Tell him there’s a secret passageway lined with young boys - the entrance is via the disposal unit in the sink.


24 posted on 08/16/2012 12:38:46 PM PDT by Yehuda (http://jewpoint.blogspot.com)
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25 posted on 08/16/2012 12:40:31 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD
Just so the thread knows, the "Ecuadorian Embassy In Great Britain" is a third floor apartment on Hans Crescent in Kensington.

On Google Maps it looks as if it were a two or three bedroom apartment converted into an office/living space for the Ambassador.

It's not like the mansion he was staying in before this - it's quite cramped.

26 posted on 08/16/2012 12:41:17 PM PDT by wideawake
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To: SnakeDoctor

Snake doc: Where have you been?


27 posted on 08/16/2012 12:41:44 PM PDT by Mountain Mary (Where can I get a Ryan 2012 shirt? Or should I just use white-out?)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Supposedly he has lots of incriminating docs and was able to blackmail officials in Ecuador into going along with this.

If that is the case he can likely blackmail them into granting him Citizenship and Diplomat status, at which point this would turn into a very sticky wicket for the Brits.


28 posted on 08/16/2012 12:48:24 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

Diplomatic bag.


29 posted on 08/16/2012 12:48:32 PM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Obama Kills))
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

He’s so light in the loafers he’ll just sashay out on air.


30 posted on 08/16/2012 12:59:14 PM PDT by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

Fulton Surface-to-Air Recovery System


31 posted on 08/16/2012 12:59:45 PM PDT by Sax
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To: Carthego delenda est
I suggested to Stratfor a hellfire missile after the SOB hacked their emails including mine.

That'll teach you to use '12345qwerty' as a password, lol

(just kidding ;)
32 posted on 08/16/2012 1:10:04 PM PDT by mkjessup (Jimmy Carter is the Skidmark in America's panties, 0bama is the yellow stain in front!)
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD
He could try sneaking out through the sewers, it fits his character to a 'tee'.

Regards,
GtG

33 posted on 08/16/2012 1:16:00 PM PDT by Gandalf_The_Gray (I live in my own little world, I like it 'cuz they know me here.)
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To: kik5150

Remember the original Mission Impossible? They had whole head masks made that made one person look exactly like someone else. Get him a “new face” temporarily, dress him up in a suit, give him a briefcase, and let him walk right out.


34 posted on 08/16/2012 1:18:42 PM PDT by Bookwoman ("...and I am unanimous in this...")
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

Why do I already see Matt Damon signed on to star in the movie “Julian” with Sean Penn playing his love interest?


35 posted on 08/16/2012 1:20:18 PM PDT by Cyman
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“Have 50 look-alikes enter the embassy. Have them all run out at the same time in different directions.”

That’s called a target rich environment.


36 posted on 08/16/2012 1:28:08 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (ABO 2012)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets
"The Brits have already warned Ecuador that they will come in after him if they do not surrender him “soon”. There is precedent, they busted into the Iranian embassy in 1980 to extricate the killer of a British policewoman."

Before they do that the should get all the Brits out of Ecuador. Rafael Correa is pretty crazy. I don't doubt for a moment that he would seize the British Embassy and hold the Ambassador and staff. Countries like Venezuela and Argentina would back Ecuador. Britain needs another way to finesse this IMO.

37 posted on 08/16/2012 1:37:38 PM PDT by Truth29
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

Magic Carpet from his friends in Persia.

Call up Scotty for a “Beam me to Quito”.

Otherwise, the dude is in deep shite.


38 posted on 08/16/2012 1:46:59 PM PDT by X-spurt (It is truly time for ON YOUR FEET or on your knees)
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39 posted on 08/16/2012 1:54:24 PM PDT by chicken head
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The United States Marshals Service (USMS) is a United States federal law enforcement agency. In fiscal year 2010, the U.S. Marshals arrested more than 36,100 federal fugitive felons – more than all other law enforcement agencies combined.

Working with authorities at the federal, state, and local levels, U.S. Marshals-led fugitive task forces arrested more than 81,000 state and local fugitives, clearing 108,200 state and local felony warrants.

The Marshals Service is the primary agency responsible for tracking and extraditing fugitives who are apprehended in foreign countries and wanted for prosecution in the United States. The U.S. Marshals Service, which has statutory responsibility for all international, federal and state extraditions, sees to it that there is no safe haven for criminals who flee the territorial boundaries of the United States.


40 posted on 08/16/2012 1:54:44 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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To: Buckeye McFrog

“If that is the case he can likely blackmail them into granting him Citizenship and Diplomat status, at which point this would turn into a very sticky wicket for the Brits.”

Between Britain and Equador, when it comes to special ops, espionage and intrigue, I’ll put my chips down on Britain.


41 posted on 08/16/2012 1:57:10 PM PDT by truth_seeker
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

He could come out in handcuffs, or a body bag. The choice is his. I would prefer the latter.


42 posted on 08/16/2012 2:25:24 PM PDT by Ouderkirk (Democrats...the party of Slavery, Segregation, Sodomy, and Sedition)
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Why did the Brits ever let him enter that embassy in the first place? Hasn't he been hanging out in the UK for well over a year as a "house guest" at some posh country estate? Legal wranglings aside, DUH! Idiots. Now that the horse has bolted they're going to blame the barn...

Wiki: "He was ultimately released, in part because journalist Vaughan Smith offered to provide Assange with an address for bail during the extradition proceedings, Smith's Norfolk mansion, Ellingham Hall. He lived there for a year, then moved out in December 2011 to a "3,000-acre estate in East Sussex" – "a lodge on Lord Abergavenny's Eridge Park estate, near Tunbridge Wells"."

43 posted on 08/16/2012 2:31:34 PM PDT by Moltke ("I am Dr. Sonderborg," he said, "and I don't want any nonsense.")
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I would say “Diplomatic Pouch,” but then I would wonder why that hasn’t already happened?


44 posted on 08/16/2012 2:40:52 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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Makes me wonder how East Germany dictator Erich Honecker got out when he took refuge in the Chilean embassy in Moscow.

It would have been poetic justice if he had to tunnel his way out, to fly a balloon, or to hide in the trunk of a Trabi, I guess, but actually he surrendered and eventually was allowed to go abroad by Yeltsin.

45 posted on 08/16/2012 2:40:52 PM PDT by x
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I’m thinking that the best way would be for him to walk backwards.

He could always strip naked...paint himself blue....tape a small flat screen tv to his belly and pretend to be a teletubby.


46 posted on 08/16/2012 3:23:17 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

Mikey Moore is going to visit london and julian will sneak out in one of Moore’s fat rolls......


47 posted on 08/16/2012 3:53:24 PM PDT by jakerobins
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To: liberalh8ter

I think the RAF might have something to say about that.


48 posted on 08/16/2012 4:02:35 PM PDT by Emperor Palpatine (Tosca, mi fai dimenticare Iddio!!!!!)
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To: truth_seeker
Safe bet....


49 posted on 08/16/2012 4:10:17 PM PDT by Emperor Palpatine (Tosca, mi fai dimenticare Iddio!!!!!)
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50 posted on 08/16/2012 6:01:08 PM PDT by newzjunkey (Election night is 82 days away.)
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