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The Mormon Milquetoast vs. The Mombasa Marxist
Vanity | 7/16/2012 | Kenny Bunk

Posted on 07/16/2012 10:06:41 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk

ATT:
The Mormon Milquetoast

Mitt baby, you have me worried. You have turned your other cheek to Obama so often, that I fear you might never be able to sit down. Here is some instant "personality" for you. Practice these comebacks. Look in the mirror, smile, then sneer like Elvis and repeat at least 25 times a day. Have your wimp advisers videotape and send to me for critique.
Come on Mitt, baby. We know you Mormons can have a mean streak. Show us some of that Mountain Meadows Massacre killer instinct.

You want to see my tax returns? Show me a Birth Certificate you didn't make yourself, Kenya Boy, and I'll show you my tax returns.
Who TF are you anyway? What's with that phony SS card? The fake Draft Card?
Are you gay? WTF do you and Reggie Love do in the playroom all day? Are you George Soros' towel boy ... or Bill Ayers' butt boy?
Are you a Communist. or do you just behave like one?
What are you going to do after I whup your sorry dope-smoking butt? Start a race riot?
Have you ever read your "autobiography?"
Can we talk about how you got off the Illinois Bar? Something about use of aliases, wasn't it, Mr. Soetoro? Or was it failure to report Traffic Tickets? Insurance fraud got your wife off the bar, wasn't it?
What do you think about your father's polygamy?
You want to talk Felony, MF? Last I heard, smoking crack was a felony, you ill-bred bastard.
When was your last drug screen? How about one right now?

I'm bored with your plain vanilla, Mitt. Sprinkle some chopped nuts on it. Get'em from Obama. Get tough.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: bland; election; exciting; personality

1 posted on 07/16/2012 10:06:49 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk
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To: Kenny Bunk

I especially liked the part about the chopped nuts


2 posted on 07/16/2012 10:14:55 AM PDT by Mr. K (OBAMA MUST BE STOPPED ROMNEY/GINGRICH)
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To: Kenny Bunk

Good job Kenny Bunk! 10th amendment totalitiarians, commerce clause collectivists and tax and spend socialists may have a lot more in common than we think. Failure by Milquetoast to discriminate crucial differences between himself and the half-frikken-american Marxist may be a clue.


3 posted on 07/16/2012 10:18:23 AM PDT by PGalt
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To: Kenny Bunk
Show us some of that Mountain Meadows Massacre killer instinct.

That "Cheap Shot" of something that happened 155 years ago (and insinuating said conduct is inbred in all who are Mormons and they ALL continue to exhibit such "Violent" and "Murderous" tendency, to this day) is DESPICABLE and SHAMEFUL, even for someone who obviously hates Mittens and Mormons!

4 posted on 07/16/2012 10:30:30 AM PDT by Conservative Vermont Vet
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To: Kenny Bunk
millard romney willard fillmore Pictures, Images and Photos

If Willard don't get tough, I am putting this on my car.

5 posted on 07/16/2012 10:33:06 AM PDT by GraceG
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To: All

I received this in an email earlier today...

Why Mitt Romney is Unlikable!

A lot is being said in the media about Mitt Romney not being “likable” or that he doesn’t “relate well” to people. Frankly, we struggled to understand why. So after much research, we have come up with a Top Ten List to explain this “unlikablility.”

Top Ten Reasons To Dislike Mitt Romney:

1. Drop-dead, collar-ad handsome with gracious, statesmanlike aura. Looks like every central casting’s #1 choice for Commander-in-Chief.

2. Been married to ONE woman his entire life, and has been faithful to her, including through her bouts with breast cancer and MS.

3. No scandals or skeletons in his closet. (How boring is that?)

4. Can’t speak in a fake, southern, “black preacher voice” when necessary.

5. Highly intelligent. Graduated cum laude from both Harvard Law School and Harvard Business School . . . and by the way, his academic records are NOT sealed.

6. Doesn’t smoke or drink alcohol, and has never done drugs, not even in the counter-culture age when he went to college. Too square for today’s America?

7. Represents an America of “yesterday”, where people believed in God, went to Church, didn’t screw around, worked hard, and became a SUCCESS!

8. Has a family of five great sons .... and none of them have police records or are in drug rehab. But of course, they were raised by a stay-at-home mom, and that “choice” deserves America’s scorn.

9. Oh yes . . . he’s a MORMON. We need to be very afraid of that very strange religion that teaches its members to be clean-living, patriotic, fiscally conservative, charitable, self-reliant, and honest.

10. And one more point . . . pundits say because of his wealth, he can’t relate to ordinary Americans. I guess that’s because he made that money HIMSELF . . . as opposed to marrying it or inheriting it from Dad. Apparently, he didn’t understand that actually working at a job and earning your own money made you unrelatable to Americans.

My goodness, it’s a strange world, isn’t it?


6 posted on 07/16/2012 10:38:42 AM PDT by Hotlanta Mike (Resurrect the House Committee on Un-American Activities (HUAC)...before there is no America!)
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To: Conservative Vermont Vet
"Cheap Shot"

It sure was. But let's concentrate on waking Romney up, shall we? As far as I am concerned, Mitt can go into his "Silent Cal" mode after he's elected and the Mombasa MF is working for Kenya at the UN.

7 posted on 07/16/2012 11:17:00 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (So, Scalia, Alito, Thomas, and FU Roberts can't figure out if Obama is a Natural Born Citizen?)
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To: Kenny Bunk; PGalt; GraceG
Try this one.

http://english.pravda.ru/opinion/columnists/13-07-2012/121651-obama_corruption-0/

8 posted on 07/16/2012 11:28:18 AM PDT by arthurus (Read Hazlitt's Economics In One Lesson)
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To: All; Hotlanta Mike
You don't have to convince me. Mitt needs me and you, + those other voters who apparently keep telling the pollsters they will vote for Obama!

I hope I get to like Mitt as President. But it appears to me that the RINO advisers who surround him think that all Mitt has to do to win this one is just NOT BE OBAMA.

Given The Magic Marxist Mulatto from Mombasa's built-in constituencies, I just don't believe that. Mitt has already let him get away with too much. I realize that it is very early in the campaign, but he has already allowed Obama to choose the ground and set the themes. Not good.

He may be afraid that getting tough will somehow alienate the women ... who are a key to Republican success. Obama is a cult. Despite double digit unemployment, a failing economy, his constant lies, his counterproductive policies, etc,. somewhere around half of my fellow countrymen just might re-elect him! Unless of course, Mitt does something about it.

9 posted on 07/16/2012 11:35:37 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (So, Scalia, Alito, Thomas, and FU Roberts can't figure out if Obama is a Natural Born Citizen?)
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To: All; arthurus
This is from the link you provided.

Exposing Obama would reveal the depth of US Government corruption.

The solution for the United States is not to elect more "good" people to government because they are quickly co-opted and compromised by the corrupt political system.

It may sound cynical, but the solution is to make it politically advantageous for bad people to do the right thing.

It is not now politically advantageous for either the Democrat or the Republican Party to tell the truth about Barack Obama; that he is an illegal President and very likely a felon, who has a forged birth certificate, a forged Selective Service registration and is using a Social Security Number not issued to him.

Both parties are steadfastly protecting Obama to protect their investment in the corrupt political status quo. The formula is simple. To keep themselves permanently in office, members of Congress collect taxes nationwide, they then use the proceeds to repay wealthy financiers with tax loopholes or government loans and buy constituent votes through local tax-funded projects.

The American people have given Congress a credit card with no limit. Rather than themselves being financially penalized for their largesse, members of Congress simply pass the debt along to ordinary Americans and future generations, while they enrich themselves through the power granted them to spend our money.

The larger the federal government, the greater the number of opportunities arise for politicians to benefit from the scam.

Is anyone surprised that 50% of Congress members are millionaires compared to the 1% millionaires in the United States as a whole?

Both Democrats and Republican recognize that exposing Obama will lead to a bloodbath of revelations about their complicity to undermine the Constitution and flout the rule of law, which would jeopardize their comfortable lifestyles. The truth would generate genuine outrage among the American people.

Even a Republican Presidential candidate, explaining the conspiracy of silence about Obama, once indicated off-camera that the issue runs much deeper than people realize.

That is why discussion of Obama's ineligibility and his alleged crimes is suppressed by politicians and the mainstream media. They all have too much to lose.

As part of their effort to undermine the rights granted by the Constitution, Congress has actively pursued legislation to limit free speech.

The First Amendment to the US Constitution states:
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

In February 2012, the Republican-led US House of Representatives voted 388-to-3 in favor of House Resolution 347, the Federal Restricted Buildings and Grounds Improvement Act of 2011 or more aptly dubbed the "First Amendment Rights Eradication Act", which makes free speech a felony under certain circumstances.

H.R. 347, which has been signed into law by Barack Obama, will allow the government to bring charges to protesters, demonstrators and activists at political events and other outings across America.

It is no longer possible to petition the Government for a redress of grievances. Our elected officials not only ignore the voice of the people, but they are now taking steps to silence that voice.

Abraham Lincoln said that the American people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution.

The time has come for mass public action by ordinary Americans against those who are perverting the Constitution.

Exposing Obama before the November election will shake the entire corrupt political system to its core and create a window of opportunity for the American people to take back control of their government.

Post the following in every public area in the country:
"Barack Obama, an illegal President, a stolen Social Security Number, a forged birth certificate, a forged Selective Service registration."

Force the corrupt politicians to do the right thing. Force them to tell the truth

10 posted on 07/16/2012 11:48:38 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (So, Scalia, Alito, Thomas, and FU Roberts can't figure out if Obama is a Natural Born Citizen?)
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To: Conservative Vermont Vet

I don’t think it is a cheap shot. It’s a part of Mormon history is what it is. And it is unimaginable that the Democrats won’t bring it up during the election cycle even if they do it in some sly way, like in getting a new memorial built to the victims or etc. and then getting media coverage for the event.

Kennedy took a lot of cheap shots for his Catholicism, Bush got cheap shots for a lot of things, Obammy is ‘off limits’ unless you want to be called a “RACIST!!!!”, but Romney is proving to be a soft target.

Obama lies about Romney and won’t even apologize when he’s caught because he knows Mittens won’t do FA about it. Mittens is going McCain on us and I’m hoping he doesn’t tell us what a ‘decent man’ Obama is. I’ll shoot blood from my eyes if he goes there.

Romney seriously needs to man up and act like a man. If taunting or provoking him over Mountain Meadows gets Romney to stop being so plastic and then acting like a ‘real boy’ then I am all for it.


11 posted on 07/16/2012 11:56:12 AM PDT by MeganC (If you are hell-bent on delaying maturity you will likely succeed.)
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To: Kenny Bunk
IMO, your great list of well-justified attacks should be the job of “attack surrogates,” such as Trump and Sunnunu.

Kerry was damaged (perhaps fatally for his campaign) by the Swift Boat attacks, but George Bush never joined in directly and even denounced the attacks to avoid alienating the independents who weren't yet predisposed to loath Kerry.

The president, when elected, must be the president of all of the people, even those who ignorantly will still love Barry “and his lovely family” after he is defeated. Let the surrogates rip Barry “a new one” full-bore, but the Mittster should stay above the fray on your list of attacks to increase the number of folks who could be persuaded to get behind his agenda to save America going forward (while letting the Justice Dept under his new AG (Pam Bondi?) prosecute the Marxist conspirators of the past four years.

12 posted on 07/16/2012 12:54:22 PM PDT by Seizethecarp
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To: Seizethecarp
Bush never joined in directly and even denounced the attacks to avoid alienating the independents who weren't yet predisposed to loath Kerry.

Excellent point. And I do see some tepid, timid approaches along this line by the wimpy dweebs who purport to be Mitt's advisers. Hope Mitt develops into a better talker!

13 posted on 07/16/2012 1:07:55 PM PDT by Kenny Bunk (So, Scalia, Alito, Thomas, and FU Roberts can't figure out if Obama is a Natural Born Citizen?)
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To: All

YOU MAY NOT LIKE MITT ROMNEY, BUTTTTTT!!! HERE’S SOMETHING TO CONSIDER....

Columnist Andrew McCarthy gives us what probably is the most important question regarding the upcoming presidential election. if Mitt wins the nomination, as seems very likely, I will enthusiastically support his candidacy. For my friends who have hesitation on that score, I’d just ask you to keep four things in mind:

1.. Justice Scalia just turned 78
2.. Justice Kennedy will turn 78 later this year
3.. Justice Breyer will be 76 in August
4.. Justice Ginsburg turned 81 about a week ago.

We wish them all well, of course, but the brute fact is that whoever we elect as president in November is almost certainly going to choose at least one and maybe more new members of the Supreme Court — in addition to hundreds of other life-tenured federal judges, all of whom will be making momentous decisions about our lives for decades to come.

If you don’t think it matters whether the guy making those calls is Mitt Romney or Barack Obama, think again!

So, for anybody who is thinking of not voting because your favorite didn’t get nominated, or writing in a candidate who can’t win, imagine this: SUPREME COURT JUSTICE ERIC HOLDER.


14 posted on 07/16/2012 2:29:19 PM PDT by Hotlanta Mike (Resurrect the House Committee on Un-American Activities (HUAC)...before there is no America!)
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To: Kenny Bunk

This has got to be one of my favorite posts of all time!! GREAT job, Kenny Bunk!

Bookmarked!


15 posted on 07/16/2012 8:18:13 PM PDT by KGeorge
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To: arthurus

http://english.pravda.ru/opinion/columnists/13-07-2012/121651-obama_corruption-0/

Very good article. HOORAY Lawrence Sellen! Thanks for the link, arthurus. Good to see you.

The lie is the weapon used most often by the criminal.

Realizing that you have just been deceived/subjugated by a lie, will give you tremendous insight/power over the criminal you are dealing with.


16 posted on 07/17/2012 7:50:57 AM PDT by PGalt
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