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72 Virgins
Free Republic ^ | 5/6/12 | Eleutheria5

Posted on 06/04/2012 10:53:32 PM PDT by Eleutheria5

Apparently, our discussion was pulled from the religion forum. So let's continue it here. Of all the risible things one could discuss about Islam, this is the most destructive. It transforms what would be mere horny teenagers and 20-year-olds into suicidal mass murderers, all so some power mad Imams can further the cause of world domination on the backs of innocent civilians. But be not afraid. Let not your heart be troubled. The best remedy to megalomania exploiting ordinary impulses to promote mass slaughter is laughter. Come on in and make fun.


TOPICS: Humor; Religion; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: boys; jihad; pearls; virgins
Virgins forever. 72 of them. What's wrong with this picture? Pictures, poems, rants, jokes and comic sketches welcome.
1 posted on 06/04/2012 10:53:40 PM PDT by Eleutheria5
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2 posted on 06/04/2012 11:27:05 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (Ich habe keinen Konig aber Gott)
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They will remain virgins forever. All the holy warriors will make a bee line for the boys like pearls, and not come up for air.


3 posted on 06/04/2012 11:30:34 PM PDT by Eleutheria5 (End the occupation. Annex today.)
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The 72 virgins don’t speak, don’t urinate, don’t smell, and are generally not much like real, living virgins. The concept is really very odd.


4 posted on 06/04/2012 11:39:43 PM PDT by Nepeta
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They are perpetually able to “re-flower”. Islam is a smart syncretic religion — it’s origins start in the Nejd with heavy Jewish influence (remember that Medina was a Jewish city) and Arian influences. Mo united the Bedo tribes by putting them together as children of Ishmael (and changing the story of Abraham’s sacrifice to Abraham about to sacrifice Ishmael). This builds unity and a “divine purpose”. Then he adds in ‘loads of free sex after you die for me’ —> psychologically a perfect strategy.


5 posted on 06/05/2012 1:29:06 AM PDT by Cronos (**Marriage is about commitment, cohabitation is about convenience.**)
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What's needed is a jib-jab skit.
The terrorist blows himself up, and meets his god, SATAN, who has his 72 virgins, all the same sex as the dumb terrorist, waiting for the terrorist to do the "serving".
The last laugh is always on the Muzzl'em terrorist!

HINT: Take your INFERRIOR religion back to your INFERRIOR country that God cursed you with!!!
6 posted on 06/05/2012 1:59:34 AM PDT by Yosemitest (It's simple, fight or die!)
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Yes yes. But what do the ladies get?! Or are we like camels, useful soulless animals?

Noooooo... islam isn't a cult.

Seriously, some islamic mamas need to beat the holy tar out of their misogynist sons.

7 posted on 06/05/2012 3:49:31 AM PDT by Casie
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8 posted on 06/05/2012 4:22:01 AM PDT by BO Stinkss
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9 posted on 06/05/2012 4:22:22 AM PDT by BO Stinkss
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Be “gentile”?

Bwahahah!


10 posted on 06/05/2012 4:38:35 AM PDT by Casie
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I though it was 72 virgin females and 28 virgin boys for buggering. That would be a total of 100 virgins.


11 posted on 06/05/2012 4:49:05 AM PDT by BuffaloJack (End the racist, anti-capitalist Obama War On Freedom.)
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“Yes yes. But what do the ladies get?!”

Nevermind. I looked it up. Women all go to hell.

According to Islam, most women are inherently evil and their ultimate destiny is Hell fire. Muhammad explained about one of his visions, “. . . I stood at the gate of the Fire [Hell] and saw that the majority of those who entered it were women.”


12 posted on 06/05/2012 5:15:19 AM PDT by Casie
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This is blasphemy against the profit. They will now riot in the streets for weeks, killing passersby just because they feel POd, and all because you had to photoshop a goat! It was a photoshop, wasn’t it?


13 posted on 06/05/2012 5:53:34 AM PDT by Eleutheria5 (End the occupation. Annex today.)
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No, that doesn’t mean that most women are evil, just that most evil people are women. Don’t distort the religion of the profit.


14 posted on 06/05/2012 5:56:52 AM PDT by Eleutheria5 (End the occupation. Annex today.)
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First & foremost, the idea that muslim martyrs obtain 72 virgins in Paradise makes Heaven little more than a whore house, with promiscuous sex as the primary amusement. This is blasphemy only Satan could appreciate.

Second, there is the old saying, “Be careful what you wish for”. Apparently, muslims don't know this one.

Now, I try to avoid sexism, but dealing with 72 whiny, needy virgins for all eternity is not my idea of Paradise. A good fishing hole comes closer. And if you are looking for a really good romp in bed, an inexperienced, likely terrified virgin may not be the way to go, again, for all eternity, times 72.

What the 72 virgins really tell us about muslims is that the men are sexually frustrated by islam, & they take that frustration out on women, through extreme misogyny, which is encouraged by islam. Men hating & abusing women is not only evil, but illogical & unnatural, as well.

Surely, there is so much evil in just this small part of islamic belief, that islam can only originate in Satan. Any commonality with Judaism or Christianity is by evil design.

15 posted on 06/05/2012 6:24:02 AM PDT by Mister Da (The mark of a wise man is not what he knows, but what he knows he doesn't know!)
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16 posted on 06/05/2012 7:27:02 AM PDT by starlifter (Pullum sapit)
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It’s how Islam handles their “lost boys”:

“Lost boys” is a term used for young men who have been excommunicated or pressured to leave polygynous groups such as the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (FLDS).[1] They are allegedly pressured to leave by adult men to reduce competition for wives within such sects, usually when they are between the ages of 13 and 21.[2]


17 posted on 06/05/2012 12:01:20 PM PDT by donna (Mitt quote: ...gay couples raising kids. That's the American way...)
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