Skip to comments.What are the limts of the marriage debate, composite marriages? (vanity)
Posted on 05/09/2012 6:43:59 PM PDT by MtnClimber
If same sex marriae is legal and composite images are being used by Zero in private books and reelection commercials, why can't I deduct marriages that are composite marriages. I could imagine being married to the young Elizabeth Taylor, the young Farrah Fawcett, Taylor Swift, etc. If Zero can use imaginary "composite" people in his presidential ads, why caan't I use them on my tax returns?
I want to marry my truck. It costs me a bundle and I really could use the tax break. And I also need ‘health’ insurance for it.
And for the record, we are in an exclusively committed relationship, all my friends and family know and approve of it.
I lose about 10 pine trees every year to pine beetles. I would support redistribution of Zerp’s income to replace my trees.
its going to put a damper on the gangster image
Fair questions. It’s “discriminatory” for them not to allow you to do so.
Zerp should be Zero. I think most would figure out who the reference to the crypto muslim marxist is. Those who can’t figure it out are probably trolls from Huffington Post or Democrappers Underground.
some women are married to the federal government after all
Apparently we could all get the child tax credit for fictitous kids in Mexico
Can I deduct fictional trees, gay family members and gay rocks in Mexico.
If Willard gets his way, you’ll be able to have as many wives as you want.
I’d like to know exactly how one goes about proving one is gay. I mean, I can prove I’m white, a girl, somewhat of a lakerat redneck, but how exactly might I prove my truck is my lover?
P.S. my truck is an on-the-column automatic trans.
I heard from one of my chainsaws that it wants a homo introduction to the Zero unit. The unit will be called zero for evermore. Or so my chainsaw tells me.
Do I have to pay 0bamma care to those in a union with their garbage disposal units which results in loss of their own units?
At least there’s some Biblical basis for it unlike what Maobama supports.
Motehr Teresa to help teach the kids faith and compassion,
Governor Palin for her patriotism and self-sufficiency,
Rachael Ray for her cooking talents, and
Ashley Alexandra Dupre, for certain activities (with lots of protection!) because Spitzer was right about her physical attributes.
Only a liberal would claim any of this counts as marriage or as a relationship. Gay "marriage" is not marriage. A composite girlfriend in a book based on a composite life is not a girlfriend. And neither Rachael Ray nor Ashley Dupre belongs in a married man's kitchen or in his bedroom.
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