Let's start out with a DRT

Neal Boortz ^ | 4/30/2012 | Neal Boortz

[Morgana]

I just love this one. Damn .. I wish there had been security cameras to record this for prosperity.

The locale is Jacksonville, North Carolina. Now if you know Jacksonville, NC, you will know that this is not the place you want to screw around with people you aren’t all that familiar with. They train throat slitters there. Not the bad kind … the good kind. The kind that wear the uniforms of the U.S. Marine Corps (or, as Obama would pronounce it, “corpse”) and the U.S. Army.

So here we have these two pretty perps, Maurice and Diego --- all decked out in their long flowing black braids and all. Really stylish, know what I’m sayin? We know just how pretty they were because we have mug shots. Seems they weren’t exactly the pillars of society in those parts.

Anyway, our pretty perps decided it would be a good idea to burglarize a home while the occupants were away. The perps may have been pretty --- but they weren’t all that smart. Seems the house they chose was home to two Marines – and the Marines came home with another male while the perps were still trying to figure out how to get the flat screen disconnected. Well, as you might suspect, a certain amount of mayhem ensued in the home – and when the smoke cleared the Braided Boys were both DRT --- and for those of you who don’t know, that means Dead Right There. The Marines? “Treated and released,” as they say.

I know it’s not nice, but I just LOVE it when things turn out this way. The taxpayers are saved the cost of a trial and incarceration, and the Marines get some additional training under their belts. Plus … Maurice and Diego will never bother another law-abiding person again. Stick ‘em in a glad bag and set them on a curb somewhere. Do they have gators that far north? Gators gotta eat too, you know.

[Mr. K]

*sigh* I love a happy ending!

[Mr. K]

*sigh* I love a happy ending!

[NonValueAdded]

fire ants and turkey vultures do a good job too.

[sonofagun]

They DO have gators around Jacksonville, NC...lots of ‘em.

[from occupied ga]

But they were “good boys,” “aspiring rappers,” “just turned their lives around,” etc. Take your pick.

[from occupied ga]

But they were “good boys,” “aspiring rappers,” “just turned their lives around,” etc. Take your pick.

[MtBaldy]

Read this before but it’s always nice to start the morning with good news. Go Marines, oohrah!

[Baynative]

The real stupidity of these guys (had they survived) would be borne out in what happened if they got away.

They would have probably sold the big flat screen TV for about $20 bucks in order to get high and maybe involve themselves in an accident or another stupid act. Or they would have taken the TV to their apartment and had a fight over who gets it that ended up with one of them getting hurt or killed.

Either way; "stupid is as stupid does".

[ccmay]

“Loved their grandmas”. “Could have played in the NBA.” “Was about to ask his baby-mama to marry him.” “Was never any trouble at all.”

[stylin19a]

some filler, courtesy of CBS Jacksonville.

"The two men were shot during an attempted burglary of the house, after being surprised by the residents, as they returned home. The burglars held them at gun point and threatened to kill them. ( gets good after this...)

According to Lee, the Marine grabbed for the gun when Skinner looked away and a struggle for the weapon followed.

"The Marine resident was able to kick Skinner and free the shotgun from Skinner's grip. Skinner came at the Marine resident who was on the floor and the Marine resident two times.(????? probably should be shot Skinner two times.)

The Marine resident then found Everette struggling with another Marine who was a guest in the home and shot Everette once in the rear end. The whole altercation happened within 15 minutes, Jacksonville Police arrived on the scene at 1:55 am to find Skinner and Everette dead in the home.

Lee says the shooting of Everette and Skinner falls under North Carolina statute 14-51.2, commonly referred to as the castle doctrine."

I took a 2 week investigation to come to this conclusion.

[Nebr FAL owner]

Sniff Sniff I jus tlove stories that have a happy ending .8*>

[Grampa3711]

Thanks much! A real day brightener! Semper Fi!

[A.A. Cunningham]

Maurice Skinner and Diego Everett

[dfwgator]

If Obama had two sons...

[A.A. Cunningham]

Bumperoo!