Posted on 04/27/2012 5:48:40 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
LOL!
Momma: "Not until you've finished your vegetables!"
Here’s another that always brings an “OH DAD!!!” out of kids....
A guy goes to a baseball game. He has tickets up in the “300” section. As he gets settled, he thinks he sees a pal of his, way down low, in the 100 section. “Hey Steeve ! “, he yells. No answer.
A bit later in the game, he thinks, “I’m sure that is Steve. I’m going to see, one more time”. So, again, he stands up and yells with all his might, “HEY STEEEEEVE !!!!!”. Still no answer. And those around him are getting a little annoyed at the racket he’s making.
It’s the bottom of the 9th, the game almost over. One last time, he is sure it’s his buddy, Steve. “Heck! If it is, maybe they we can eet up for dinner after the game.” He hasn’t seen Steve in ages. So he yells “HEYYYYY STEEEEEEEEEVE !!!!!!!”.
Well, this time, a guy way down in the 100 section responds. He stands up and looks up to the guy who has been calling out all during the game and yells, “I’M NOT STEVE !!!!”
Oh, man...can you get that on a Hallmark card before my next wedding anniversary?
wow
That Cubs tee is great. I wonder if that’s available thru the MLB store.
A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner.
Finally, they agreed to meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they had only $6.00 among them and Jimmy Johnson, the cute boy in Social Studies, lived on that street.
10 years later, the group of 25-year-old girlfriends discussed where
to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View
restaurant because the beer was cheap, the restaurant offered free
snacks, the band was good, there was no cover and there were lots of cute guys.
10 years later, the group of 35-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the cosmos were good, it was right near the gym and, if they went late enough, there wouldn’t be too many whiny little kids.
10 years later, the group of 45-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the martinis were big and the waiters had tight pants and nice buns.
10 years later, the group of 55-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the prices were reasonable, the wine list was good, the restaurant had windows that opened (in case of hot flashes), and fish is good for cholesterol.
10 years later, the group of 65-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the lighting was good and the restaurant had an early bird special.
10 years later, the group of 75-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food was not too spicy and the restaurant was handicapped-accessible and had an elevator.
10 years later, the group of 85-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because it sounded nice and they had never been there before.
You'll notice at the bottom right of the screen the "power meters" or whatever.
RDHS (Roman Dept.of Homeland Security)?
LOL! Gotta share that one!
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