5 Ways Modern Men Are Trained to Hate Women [FreeRepublic "mentioned"]

Cracked.com ^ | 3/27/12 | David Wong

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For instance, on crazy political message board FreeRepublic.com, posters referred to the girl in the above-referenced story (Sandra Fluke) as a "Nasty, disease-ridden plodding uterus, an utter skank crack-ho filthy whore, a prostitute slutbag juice-receptacle" and a "Sperm-burpin' gutter slut," and said she "... is so encrusted and used, that I had to throw out my flat-panel TV because her appearance on my TV infected it with AIDS, gonorrhea and syphilis." There are many, many more worse comments collected here and here and here.

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[Morgana]

Oh sheese what did we do now?

[Smokin' Joe]

If I recall the thread, those were things that posters said they would

refrain

from calling her.

David got it Wong.

[Slings and Arrows]

I'm sure that Mr Wong's next article will mention the awful things said about Sarah Palin and her family.

[nerdwithagun]

Cracked is actually pretty good, just a liberal dunce writing an article

[Psycho_Bunny]

Sometimes Cracked is pretty good but that was one of the most retarded articles I’ve ever read.

The author’s a moron.

[cripplecreek]

I’m old school.

I prefer the term “Strumpet” or “Trollop”.

[madison10]

She is NOT a “girl” she is a full-grown, in the public eye, woman.

[Coldwater Creek]

I went to the link, then decided it just wasn’t worth the read!

[Slings and Arrows]

I believe that that was Laz’s post about David Brock.

P.S. Laz, you got a mention at one the linked articles.

[blueunicorn6]

From Cracked.

[NathanR]

How about “tart”.

[Slings and Arrows]

Oh sheese what did we do now?

Everything.

[Morgana]

of course Laz got mentioned. Who else but Laz has such an elegant way of putting things?

[Tzimisce]

Yeah well, I’m sure Cracked (like Bill Maher, David Letterman, Ed Schultz, etc) has never said anything that could be considered outrageous or mean.

Now why don’t you shut up and go pay your taxes? Your government is broke. :)

[Slings and Arrows]

Wong has actually written some excellent articles - just not this one.

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After that intro I only skimmed it. I just figured that my FRiends should know that their efforts are appreciated.

[Responsibility2nd]

Yay Laz!!

 

He's made the big time when Cracked comments on his comments.

[sauropod]

Just discovered this vikingkitties.blogspot.com thing.

Looks like Clown Posse reconstituted.

Some of you have apparently made the hit parade!

[Morgana]

I am sorry but this is funny!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2854359/posts

[DemforBush]

Just for the general FYI, David Wong is a pen-name. The author of the piece is actually Jason Pargin (a fact he points out in his bio on cracked). Here's his byline photo:

I swear that is an official photo like the one at the cracked site. Click on his hypertext byline if you don't believe me!

[momtothree]

” I prefer the term “Strumpet” or “Trollop”

I’ve heard of “trollop” but “strumpet” is a new one to me. I like “brazen hussy”.

[momtothree]

Our own Laz! I’m so proud of him!!

[driftless2]

Aside from all the false assumptions on display in this pathetic piece of psycho-dreck, where was Mr. Wong when conservative women were/are being called vile names on a daily basis by an assortment of amoebae like Bill Maher and others? No comments about that from Wong I would bet. Sandra Fluke announces in front of bunch of Dem congresscritters that she has sex so often, she’s running out of money for birth control devices. And could someone else please pay for her birth control. Rush draws the obvious conclusion and is excoriated for stating it publicly.And by extension, all males (preferably conservative males) are all foul-mouthed, sexist pigs. Mr. Wong is just another metrosexual, liberal-in-a-bubble loser who thinks he knows how the world works. He doesn’t.

[liberalh8ter]

For instance, on crazy political message board FreeRepublic.com, posters referred to the girl in the above-referenced story (Sandra Fluke) as a "Nasty, disease-ridden plodding uterus, an utter skank crack-ho filthy whore, a prostitute slutbag juice-receptacle" and a "Sperm-burpin' gutter slut," and said she "... is so encrusted and used, that I had to throw out my flat-panel TV because her appearance on my TV infected it with AIDS, gonorrhea and syphilis."

To be fair, I think Laz called in sick that day and we weren't really on our game (being down a man and all).

[DesScorp]

The Cracked website started as a juvenile humor website. Wong (a "senior editor") is doing all he can to turn it into an unfunny, half-assed New Republic.

[Morgana]

“No comments about that from Wong I would bet. Sandra Fluke announces in front of bunch of Dem congresscritters that she has sex so often, she’s running out of money for birth control devices. And could someone else please pay for her birth control. “

Which is why I said she should just get a spray-in Rhino lining for her vagina to act as a female condom. http://www.rhinolinings.com/ If she is having that much sex she needs something very hard core.

You know what else I think? I think the Women FReepers were harder on Fluke than the male ones.

[Slings and Arrows]

He’s our Bard.

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Perhaps you should send Mr Wong a thank-you note.

[TexasCajun]

Did they mention my “Mental From Frothy Mixture” comment about David Brock?

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What’s not to believe?

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I want the d*** jokes back!

[Morgana]

Slings we all should but I fear the gratitude would not be forthcoming.

[a fool in paradise]

Do two Wongs make a Jeremiah Wright?

[Slings and Arrows]

This tizzy appears to be Sandra-Fluke-related only.

[Slings and Arrows]

Tsk tsk. Where has civility gone?

Just print it here - we know he reads FR, and he probably googles his name.

[a fool in paradise]

She still isn’t old enough to be president (if we are even bothering with the Constitutional requirements these days).

[Daffynition]

[ßuddaßudd]

No real man hates women....

[IronJack]

Do you want to talk about The Thousand Ways Modern Women Are Taught to Hate Men? With the full support of the liberal Establishment? And we’re supposed to feel bad when we defend ourselves against that self-propelled vagina?

[Slings and Arrows]

Troll Kitteh is trolling.

[YoungCurmudgeon]

We have taught our 10 year old son that there are “hoochies, floozies, harpies, and nice girls”.

[Morgana]

You are so correct Slings..

So to David Wong of Cracked...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru-wvqo1SFY

Our way of saying Danke Schoen!

[nomad]

Hey, he`s creative.

[Kirkwood]

A liberal can make a pretty good living just writing about material culled from FR.

[y6162]

fluking slut

[Lazamataz]

"Nasty, disease-ridden plodding uterus, an utter skank crack-ho filthy whore, a prostitute slutbag juice-receptacle"

It was a pun.

No, no, no, NOT a pun. Wot's that thing that goes the same backwards as forwards???

A *palindrome*.

Oh, and Jason Pargin? I finally got civility and am asking people to refrain from taunting David Brock. Come see.

[Lazamataz]

A liberal can make a pretty good living just writing about material culled from FR.

Good point. That's my very own copywrited material. Dude didn't excerpt. Gonna have to sue.

[Lazamataz]

You know the funniest part? My own personal web-filter net nanny thing blocks me from Cracked.com.

Reason?

Tasteless.

LOL

[Slings and Arrows]

And some do.