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Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter (Trailer)
Youtube ^ | 2/14/2012 | Youtube

Posted on 02/14/2012 11:44:59 PM PST by SMCC1

This looks absurd....which means it will be either awesome or dreadful.

(Excerpt) Read more at youtube.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; TV/Movies; UFO's
KEYWORDS: abrahamlincoln; entertainment; irreverence; movies; vampires
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1 posted on 02/14/2012 11:45:09 PM PST by SMCC1
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To: SMCC1

wanna bet this movie grosses over 100 mill in less than 30 days?


2 posted on 02/14/2012 11:49:58 PM PST by OL Hickory (Jesus and the American soldier-1 died for your soul/1 died for your freedom)
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Fourscore and... seven minutes ago... we, your forefathers, were brought forth upon a most excellent adventure conceived by our new friends, Bill... and Ted. These two great gentlemen are dedicated to a proposition which was true in my time, just as it's true today. Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!
3 posted on 02/15/2012 12:01:37 AM PST by ari-freedom
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To: SMCC1

Where’s Abe Lincoln when the Nazis from the dark side of the Moon attack?


4 posted on 02/15/2012 12:02:18 AM PST by Kickass Conservative (Liberals, Useful Idiots Voting for Useless Idiots...)
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To: Kickass Conservative

We'll find that in this movie
5 posted on 02/15/2012 12:11:00 AM PST by ari-freedom
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To: SMCC1
One of the best quotes from the book ( Abe is talking to a vampire ) ;

“Judge us not equally, Abraham. We may all deserve hell, but some of us deserve it sooner than others”

Probably one of the best historical fiction/fantasy books ever written. If done right the movie can leave “Inglourious Basterds” in the dust. The end of the book was a disappointment, almost like a movie that just tied everything up in the end to be neat.

6 posted on 02/15/2012 12:17:23 AM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: SMCC1

I remember really looking forward to ‘Cowboys and Aliens’.
..Same absurdity level as this one.
Will this one be as bad?


7 posted on 02/15/2012 12:20:03 AM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult

this is based on a book???


8 posted on 02/15/2012 12:34:56 AM PST by ari-freedom
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To: SMCC1

Holy smokes. This looks ridiculous. I bet it is a hit.


9 posted on 02/15/2012 12:38:16 AM PST by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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To: ari-freedom

Yes it is.

http://www.amazon.com/Abraham-Lincoln-Vampire-Seth-Grahame-Smith/dp/0446563080

He also wrote “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies” which I’m sure Jane Austen would have wrote if she thought about them.


10 posted on 02/15/2012 12:41:24 AM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult

Up next, Sherlock Holmes, Lycanthropic Investigator!

After being contracted to investigate mysterious happenings attributed to a ghostly hound at the Baskerville estate, Holmes is bitten during a confrontation with the fiendish beast. After continuing with the case, and tying up all the loose ends (or so he thought), Holmes takes a well-deserved respite at his brother Mycroft’s country estate. Before the month is out, his peaceful repose is interrupted by a series of mysterious slayings strangely reminiscent of the murders in the Baskerville case. While Holmes fears that the real killer may have eluded his grasp and now mocks him with these crimes, the truth is even more shocking than the great detective could imagine: Holmes, infected with the virus of lycanthropy by the hound-bite, has begun to stalk the countryside under the light of the full moon. Can the resourceful Sherlock outwit his most cunning adversary.... himself?


11 posted on 02/15/2012 12:53:53 AM PST by Boogieman
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To: Boogieman
I settled the argument on which is better, vampires or werewolves. It's werewolves. They say werewolves can't change at will but all the have to do is to hire someone to drop their pants. Automatic full moon. They can also lick themselves.
12 posted on 02/15/2012 1:03:26 AM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: SMCC1

Well, it is a Tim Burton film...so it will be elaborate, dark, well crafted, and great on some level!


13 posted on 02/15/2012 3:50:37 AM PST by RoosterRedux (Go Newt!)
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>>Well, it is a Tim Burton film...so it will be elaborate, dark, well crafted, and great on some level!

Yea, just like Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory...</s>


14 posted on 02/15/2012 4:12:36 AM PST by struggle (http://killthegovernment.wordpress.com/)
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To: struggle

I don’t think Willie Wonka was a Burton film.


15 posted on 02/15/2012 4:36:22 AM PST by RoosterRedux (Go Newt!)
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To: struggle
Sorry. You're right.

I was thinking of the original. I didn't see the remake.

16 posted on 02/15/2012 4:37:52 AM PST by RoosterRedux (Go Newt!)
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To: SMCC1

The movie is actually highly anticipated. The premise is that Lincolns mother was killed by a vampire and that every action Lincoln takes in his life is to destroy vampires. The Democrats - southern slave owners are all vampires and he makes war on them and destroys them. One almost wishes it had happened, but alas, we still have democrats.


17 posted on 02/15/2012 4:43:52 AM PST by Caipirabob (I say we take off and Newt the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure...)
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To: SMCC1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozWlHjqJqek&feature=related

If it’s good enough for her....


18 posted on 02/15/2012 4:44:23 AM PST by wolfcreek (Perry to Obama: Adios, MOFO!)
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To: SMCC1

And the Republicans are still trying to end the scourge of socialist vampires sucking the life out of the body politic.


19 posted on 02/15/2012 4:53:52 AM PST by aruanan
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To: RoosterRedux
I don’t think Willie Wonka was a Burton film.

He was the director of "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"

20 posted on 02/15/2012 5:14:00 AM PST by Lady Heron
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