Skip to comments.Garage Door Openers Stop Working On Entire Missouri Block
Posted on 02/06/2012 9:56:29 AM PST by BenLurkin
The St. Louis Post-Dispatch reports that no one knows what exactly is going on at Westhampton View Court. The garage door openers at all five homes on the court stopped working shortly after Christmas.
Its a weird, weird thing, Joe Sullivan told the Post-Dispatch. And the timing for it all to go haywire for everybody at the same time cant be coincidence, right?
Garage door companies say interference problems are common at individual homes they blame what is known as frequency pollution. But experts say having the issue extend to multiple homes is just plain weird.
(Excerpt) Read more at stlouis.cbslocal.com ...
According to the big-hair man:
The aliens assisted the Egyptians by providing them with magnetic machines that allowed them to move stones weighing several tons, just as easily as you or I operate our remote controls.
And in Crete, Central and South America: aliens loaned the natives ray guns that actually melted stone, resulting in those tight tolerances that you can’t slip a piece of paper between.
I think he also says that we’re the aliens (they mated with us) so that might explain Dennis Kucinich, Joe Biden and The Won.
I remember her from motel rooms, pre-Motel 6 era.
Remember those paintings/prints of kids with big eyes? It is all clear to me now: this explains how aliens got control of the motel industry.
Btw, they are HQ’d at the Precious Moments factory just outside Webb City, MO and operate under our our very noses.
She’s definitely an alien, a Venutian most likely.
The Won is from Uranus. This is a fact. I can prove it with grainy, out-of-focus photographs.
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First we lose a drone... then the garage door openers stop working... coincidence? I don’t think so!
This used to happen to us periodically when we lived in Pt. Loma, near a naval base in San Diego. There were newspaper articles blaming the navy for the problem, but the navy never officially fessed up. After a few days, the garage doors would be working again.
I tapped that on the violet principal planet orbiting Alpha Centauri A.
Good times. Good times.
Long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away
“The garage door openers at all five homes on the court stopped working shortly after Christmas.”
That happened in our neighborhood too. But then we were a bit more in touch with our surroundings...so we called the power company and took care of it.
A little facelift, a little make-up, but I could be wrong...
lol! Yes..I can see the resemblance by the direction the hair is standing....
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