“That last night Natalie said she wasn’t going to shower aboard, instead she preferred to wash up on shore.”
You are one sick puppy. But definitely funny.
An interesting rumor thats been going around a long time is that Kirk Douglas raped Natalie Wood:
http://search.yahoo.com/search?ei=utf-8&fr=slv8-&p=natalie%20wood%20raped%20by%20kirk%20douglas&type=