BREAKING- Anderson Cooper to Reveal Cain's Cruel Plans

Various Sources

[mnehring]

CNN Alert, Anderson Cooper has received startling evidence of secret plans by Herman Cain.

Cooper is reporting that Herman Cain has drawn up plans to evict a poor African-American family from their home. The family is said to live somewhere between Baltimore, Maryland and Richmond Virgina.

Cain, coming on the heels of accusations of non-overtly sexual harassment from the likes of Lindsay Lohan, Helen Thomas, and Mrs. Buttersworth has had a difficult time dealing with all the scandals citing that fundraising has increased so much, he has to hire extra staff to count the money.

The cruelty of Cain's eviction plans seems to know no bounds. He is said to be willing to spend millions of dollars in order to make this poor family homeless.

The family is currently seeing troubling times. The father is reported to be only employed as a golf caddy due to sightings on local golf courses. The father also suffers from various mental deficiencies and is said, can only speak clearly with the help of a prosthetic device. The mother suffers from bipolar disorder and is known for bouts of anger. The children seem well adjusted but it is predicted that due to Cain's actions, will need years of therapy. The family is said to be so poor, they have to grow their own food and the mother has even resorted to making her own cloths from shower curtains, trash bags, and beach balls.

Dress made by the mother

Cain has shown no remorse in his attempt to evict this poor African-American family from their home. Cain has taken out national radio and television advertising attempting to sell his cruel scheme.

A ballet dancer from Chicago has set up a fund to help this family keep their home. Donations can be made on the website, named in honor of this family, Obama 2012.

[dynachrome]

“A ballet dancer “

The Black Swan?

;)

[justsaynomore]

This time I nearly fell for it!

[mnehring]

The Rahm Swan.

[big'ol_freeper]

That cad!! < /sarcasm> (love satire)

[combat_boots]

you, too, are mentioned in the FoxNation comments.

I bow to your kung fu.

[Viking2002]

OK, wiseacre. I got close enough to this one that the hook nipped me in the lip......LOL

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

[mnehring]

Huh? Link?

[savagesusie]

Wow! I like that dress!

[reformedliberal]

I clicked while thinking :”There better be a humor tag!”

Excellent work!

[A message]

LOL

[rockrr]

I’m liking this Cain guy more every day...

[BobL]

Crap, not again. I don’t know how ANY Republican could support Cain. LOL.

[Darkwolf377]

In other news, some people CONSIDERED watching Anderson Cooper, but didn’t. :)

[grey_whiskers]

Consider yourself *HIGHLY* commended, mnehring.

John, consider yourself scooped for once.

Cheers!

[LibsRJerks]

Right. Yeah, you might as well make it up — that’s what the media is into doing now. Don’t have a story? Oh, that’s ok ...just make one up, then!

It’s the New Journalism.

[combat_boots]

http://nation.foxnews.com/mitt-romney/2011/11/01/romney-supporters-banned-free-republic

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