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!!BREAKING!! SIREN !! Lindsey Lohan accuses Herman Cain of ruining her career.
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Posted on 11/02/2011 4:56:33 PM PDT by mnehring
Breaking, Lindsey Lohan's Herman Cain Revelation
In a bizarre revelation, Lindsey Lohan has blamed all her problems on 'non-overtly sexual or even real' gestures by Herman Cain. Ms. Lohan, in a drug fueled stupor recalls how, in 1996 at the age of 12, she saw Cain on TV and believes he was sending her subliminal messages. Ms. Lohan's revelation comes on the heels of several other imaginary accusations by other women that they felt threatened by 'non-overtly sexual' gestures. One woman described the 'non-overtly sexual' gesture as Cain walking. Another revealed that Cain had an usual 'lean to the right' that made her uncomfortable.
Lindsey Lohan is currently on a Playboy photo-shoot with her new agent, a Mr. Laz A. Mataz. She plans to reveal all she knows about Mr. Cain in a single Twitter Tweet and plans to sell the remaining characters to Meghan McCain.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cain; herbcain; humor; itsajoke; lindseylohan; lohan; satire
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If you have to say it is a joke...
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posted on
11/02/2011 4:56:45 PM PDT
by
mnehring
To: mnehring
Its a false report. And shame on you for perpetuating it.
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posted on
11/02/2011 5:00:38 PM PDT
by
NakedRampage
(Puttin' the "stud" in Bible study)
To: mnehring
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posted on
11/02/2011 5:00:45 PM PDT
by
Blado
(2008: Year Zero of the Zombie Apocalypse.)
To: mnehring
. . .it's the seriousness of the charge. . .
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posted on
11/02/2011 5:04:32 PM PDT
by
PhilDragoo
(Hussein: Islamo-Commie from Kenya)
To: mnehring
How about Kim Kardashian’s marriage?
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
There isn’t enough in that for a Tweet.
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posted on
11/02/2011 5:06:25 PM PDT
by
mnehring
To: NakedRampage
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posted on
11/02/2011 5:06:54 PM PDT
by
mnehring
To: mnehring
This is a nonverbal confession and NOT for general distribution. But you can purchase the DVD collection. I’m the one that ruined Lindsey Lohan.
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posted on
11/02/2011 5:07:17 PM PDT
by
bigheadfred
(wogga wogga)
To: Blado
Nah, she will have to get behind Anita Hill.... ;-)
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posted on
11/02/2011 5:07:46 PM PDT
by
Dem Guard
(Obama's 57 States = The Organization of The Islamic Conference (OIC).)
To: bigheadfred
No one ruined Lindsey Lohan. Hundreds did! Both sexes...
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posted on
11/02/2011 5:09:42 PM PDT
by
Mr Rogers
("they found themselves made strangers in their own country")
To: mnehring
Guilty.
To: mnehring
There’s not enough character in “that” for a human, yet she exists everywhere... ;^)
To: mnehring
Oh but I DO say. Shame shame shame.
And on Laz too. The both of yah deserve a horse whippin'!
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posted on
11/02/2011 5:25:42 PM PDT
by
NakedRampage
(Puttin' the "stud" in Bible study)
To: mnehring
Cain should not be allowed to just go around willy-nilly making women feel uncomfortable. I'm sure there will soon be a big Dateline NBC story followed by a 60 minutes expose' on the notorious Mr. Cain and his non-overtly sexual gestures. /S
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posted on
11/02/2011 5:27:11 PM PDT
by
Bullish
(Recovery won't begin until Obama loses HIS job.)
To: Bullish
I heard a rumor that Cain is trying to have a poor, African-American family evicted from their home as we speak. This poor family has many issues. The father has some obvious mental challenges. The mother seems to be bi-polar. The two daughters seem like the most stable members of the family but will go through years of therapy from what their parents have put them through. They are so hard off, I understand that they even have to raise their own garden and the mother is known to make cloths from shower curtains.
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posted on
11/02/2011 5:32:45 PM PDT
by
mnehring
To: mnehring
When I read threads like this, I give extra thanks to God that I was able to leave the USSA when I did. :P
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posted on
11/02/2011 5:39:11 PM PDT
by
AlexW
To: mnehring
CRAP!!!
How bad can it get for Cain. I can’t say I’m surprised - after all he’s a raving sex-maniac. LOL.
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posted on
11/02/2011 6:03:53 PM PDT
by
BobL
(A vote for Gingrich is a vote for Romney)
To: mnehring
That’s a hoot!
I want to start seeing bumper stickers saying:
“I’ve been harrassed by Herman Cain”
Reductio ad absurdum.
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posted on
11/02/2011 6:20:32 PM PDT
by
bigbob
To: mnehring
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posted on
11/02/2011 6:23:26 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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posted on
11/02/2011 6:41:05 PM PDT
by
RedMDer
(Forward With Confidence!)
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