Kim Kardashian Files for Divorce from Kris Humphries (Just 72 days after a lavish wedding)

People ^ | 11/01/2011 | Jennifer Garcia and Mike Fleeman

[SeekAndFind]

LOOK, I know that many of you don't care. If you don't give a hoot about the Kardashians and TV in general, don't bother posting.

I know how you feel.

[ConservativeStatement]

Did they return the toaster?

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Made for Reality TV wedding.

[LS]

All the numbers you need to know: he made $3.5 million over several years . . . when he worked. He isn't working now.

Her family makes $65 million a year.

[OL Hickory]

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[SeekAndFind]

Kiris Humphries and Kim Kardashian.

For those who don't know, Kris Humphries is a professional basketball player who last played for the NBA's New Jersey Nets. He became an unrestricted free agent in 2011.

He plays forward and is listed at 6'9".

Last reported salary : $3.2 Million

[Paleo Conservative]

Made for Reality TV wedding.

The divorce will fill up even more hours of "reality TV".

[massgopguy]

But there is no NBA this year and he won’t be on the road half the season which cuts down on her ME time.

[mancini]

I’m guessing he got paid well for doing this marriage for TV ratings and promotional value.

[gimme1ibertee]

VAPID

[ken5050]

She “locked him out.” (g)

[Oshkalaboomboom]

If you don't give a hoot about the Kardashians and TV in general, don't bother posting.

I don't care about that. I do care about people too lazy to search the archives and reposting an article that's already been posted multiple other times by the equally lazy.

[WayneS]

72 days. Wow!

They sure showed all the ‘nay-sayers’ who predicted it wouldn't last a month, didn't they?

[bigbob]

Like Rush pointed out, if he were to make the “Cain gesture”, she would come up to much nearer the Lewinsky Level on him.

[cuban leaf]

Who is she? A famous actress?

[isthisnickcool]

Once you go black, you....

[cuban leaf]

“irreconcilable differences,” after 72 days? Maybe she shoulda kicked the tires a little harder before she pulled the trigger.

Then again, assuming she is someone famous, maybe she just needed some marriage publicity to boost a career.

[SeekAndFind]

RE: Who is she?

The Kardashians are an interesting life form brought to our living rooms courtesy of Reality TV.

For other interesting life forms, go to your local zoo :)

[reagan_fanatic]

She must’ve got tired of him using her head as a coffee table....

[SeekAndFind]

RE: 72 days. Wow!

For sheer brevity, no one I know comes close to Britney Spears.

On January 3, 2004, Britney (then 23), married childhood friend Jason Allen Alexander at The Little White Wedding Chapel in Las Vegas, Nevada. The marriage was annulled 55 hours later, stating that Spears “lacked understanding of her actions”