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Did Bawney Fwank fawt on live television? And other potty politics
Washington compost ^ | 8/10/2011 | Alexandra Petri

Posted on 08/10/2011 10:29:08 AM PDT by bilhosty

Some would suggest it’s the wisest remark they’ve ever heard a politician make.

I always found his speeches strangely carminative.

Some would argue that this sort of thing has been going on for a long time. It’s certainly happened at least since the days of satirist Jonathan Swift. He wrote a famous riddle about the posterior, that included the choice lines, “My words are few, but spoke with sense; And yet my speaking gives offence: Or, if to whisper I presume, The company will fly the room.”

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barney; farts; frank
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Bawny Fwank Fudd fawts on tv
1 posted on 08/10/2011 10:29:16 AM PDT by bilhosty
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To: bilhosty

Its the single best use of video and audio tape in the history of the World.


2 posted on 08/10/2011 10:31:26 AM PDT by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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To: bilhosty

He did, and that was the most intelligent thing he said.


3 posted on 08/10/2011 10:32:32 AM PDT by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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"Now, for my next Question Mr. Frank...."
4 posted on 08/10/2011 10:32:38 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/search?m=all;o=time;q=quick;s=barney


5 posted on 08/10/2011 10:35:40 AM PDT by Keith in Iowa (Hope & Change - I'm out of hope, and change is all I have left every week | FR Class of 1998 |)
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To: bilhosty

No, no, no, I won’t say it because it will get me banned from FR for good.


6 posted on 08/10/2011 10:36:23 AM PDT by 353FMG
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BBBBAAAAARRRRRAAAAAPPPP!.....Guilty!
7 posted on 08/10/2011 10:36:31 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Maybe he has a defective seal from years of abuse.


8 posted on 08/10/2011 10:36:42 AM PDT by I_BE_THE_ONE
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To: I_BE_THE_ONE

His seals are all blown out......


9 posted on 08/10/2011 10:38:04 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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Massachusetts what are you doing to yourself?


10 posted on 08/10/2011 10:38:36 AM PDT by 353FMG
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If he hadn’t leaned sideways at the exact right time, would he have had “lift off”?


11 posted on 08/10/2011 10:41:49 AM PDT by Salamander (Can't sleep...clowns will eat me.)
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To: bilhosty

Perhaps. It also could have been a squeaky vinyl seat. If those chairs are upholstered, it is a legitimate fart. However, I have sat on restaurant booth seats and other seats made of that awful pleather or vinyl stuff and if you move your bottom a little, you can get that same sound (ala whoopee cushion).


12 posted on 08/10/2011 10:51:06 AM PDT by Paved Paradise
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He was trolling.


13 posted on 08/10/2011 10:51:40 AM PDT by Vinnie
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To: bilhosty

they played this video over and over on kfi am 640 yesterday.


14 posted on 08/10/2011 10:57:09 AM PDT by ken21 (ruling class dem + rino progressives -- destroying america for 150 years.)
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Just an old fashioned love song...


15 posted on 08/10/2011 10:58:05 AM PDT by irishtenor (Everything in moderation, however, too much whiskey is just enough... Mark Twain)
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To: bilhosty

Beans & Frankfarters


16 posted on 08/10/2011 11:11:43 AM PDT by mikrofon ("Repetition is the Sincerest Form of Flatulence.")
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Nah, it was his gerbil...
17 posted on 08/10/2011 11:12:30 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (JMO but I reserve the right to be wrong...)
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Bawney Fwank, Cwiminal!


18 posted on 08/10/2011 11:16:29 AM PDT by bkaycee
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Or he blew an o-ring.


19 posted on 08/10/2011 11:36:01 AM PDT by FortWorthPatriot (Obama is no Hitler; Hitler got the Olympics)
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Creating a shovel ready job - right there in his shorts
20 posted on 08/10/2011 11:36:32 AM PDT by NavyCanDo
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