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Woman Pleads Guilty To Hiding Stolen Fur In Underwear (MN)
WCCO.com ^
| 6/20/11
| WCCO Staff
Posted on 06/20/2011 4:30:00 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo
A 46-year-old woman pleaded guilty Monday to hiding a stolen mink coat in her underwear.
Stephanie Moreland was arrested New Year’s Eve by Bloomington Police after the Alaskan Fur Company reported a short mink coat was stolen by a woman who had been in the store and acting suspiciously.
Moreland pleaded guilty to one count of felony theft of property. Police say she hid the mink coat in her underwear for three days while being questioned by police in jail.
The coat was valued at $6,500.
(Excerpt) Read more at minnesota.cbslocal.com ...
TOPICS: Local News; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: crime; fur; hairpiece; napl; stuffinpants; thingsinpants; underwear
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
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posted on
06/20/2011 5:43:30 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
To: visualops
Yeah, I’ll bet that they can’t even give it to someone at a homeless shelter...
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posted on
06/20/2011 5:51:06 PM PDT
by
ButThreeLeftsDo
(FreeRepublic.com. Now, More Than Ever.)
To: windcliff
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posted on
06/20/2011 7:00:14 PM PDT
by
stylecouncilor
(Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant...better left unstirred.-PG Wodehouse)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Thanks for the laugh. Whew! Some serious lol.
24
posted on
06/20/2011 7:13:50 PM PDT
by
csvset
To: csvset
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posted on
06/20/2011 7:24:35 PM PDT
by
ButThreeLeftsDo
(FreeRepublic.com. Now, More Than Ever.)
To: Lazamataz; Revolting cat!; Xenalyte; Slings and Arrows; null and void; martin_fierro
Open season on this one...
If it was stolen, I guess the carpet didn't match the drapes.
Cheers!
26
posted on
06/20/2011 7:46:29 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Morgana; grey_whiskers; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Police say she hid the mink coat in her underwear for three days while being questioned by police in jail. Not even my animated barfing smileys will touch that one.
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posted on
06/20/2011 8:02:30 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I don’t understand how.... then the police... oh, nevermind.
Thanks for the ping, though.
28
posted on
06/20/2011 9:16:12 PM PDT
by
LucyT
To: LucyT
I’m trying not to think about it.
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posted on
06/20/2011 9:19:50 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo; Slings and Arrows
First - how does one even hide a COAT inside their underwear? I’m scared to ask what size underwear this lady wears!?!
Second - if she was held by police for more than 24 hours she had to have been charged during those three days, and I’m assuming she was SEARCHED and given “jail clothes” at that time? If not, she’s dealing with some very stupid police officers — and may have grounds for filing a suit (seeing that they held her for 3 days and all...).
Anyway, I guess I’ll read through the comments because this doesn’t make ANY sense at all! LOL
To: LibertyRocks
I heard that she finally slipped up on the third day. While being monitored in the bathroom, one of the less than tactful women guards said “That's a pretty large beaver”.
The suspect replied “Oh - it's mink actually”.
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posted on
06/21/2011 12:32:30 AM PDT
by
21twelve
(Obama Recreating the New Deal: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts)
To: LibertyRocks
I’m STILL trying not to think about it.
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posted on
06/21/2011 12:35:14 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
The jig was up when the Mink started to smell like Halibut.
Insert rim shot here.
Allow me to apologize in advance for that joke.
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posted on
06/21/2011 12:51:55 AM PDT
by
Kickass Conservative
(After the Commies take over, Moderates will become an endangered species...)
To: Slings and Arrows
Well that’s one way to und-ermine authority.
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posted on
06/21/2011 2:00:17 PM PDT
by
golux
To: Kickass Conservative
Allow me to apologize in advance for that joke.
= = = = == = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
Ditto...Ditto
Elderly couple driving down the road and he runs over a skunk.
She gives him enough ‘what for’ so he stops and she goes back to tend to it.
She picked it up and said “It is still alive - take me to the Vet”. Still mumbling he takes off and she notices the skunk was twitching (still) and she stuck it between her legs. She said “oh, the smell is terrible” he said “Don’t worry, he will get used to it, I did”.
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posted on
06/21/2011 2:25:50 PM PDT
by
xrmusn
((6/98) Time to clean House (and Senate) again. Incumbents begone!!)
To: visualops; Revolting cat!
The coat was valued at $6,500 Only $120? Why does it have a red dot on it? And what's that smell?
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posted on
06/22/2011 3:59:05 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Ask Barack Obama this election if he believes Jesus Christ rose from the dead and walked among men.)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
That’s OK, miss. You can keep it.
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posted on
06/24/2011 12:28:25 AM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
(What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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