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Happy Festivus!
12/23/10 | Kevin Davis

Posted on 12/23/2010 6:48:28 AM PST by KevinDavis

Happy Festivus everyone!!!! May your Feats of Strength go well and have fun with the Airing of Grievances!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: 2stupid4words; festivus; holiday; lame; rerun
I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!
1 posted on 12/23/2010 6:48:31 AM PST by KevinDavis
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To: KevinDavis

Merry Kwanza, whitey.


2 posted on 12/23/2010 6:49:34 AM PST by Sam's Army
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To: KevinDavis

If I have a grievance with the Feats of Strength, is that a phase-lock-loop?


4 posted on 12/23/2010 6:51:22 AM PST by Libloather (Teapublican, PROUD birther, mobster, pro-lifer, anti-warmer, enemy of the state, extremist....)
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To: KevinDavis

And a Feliz Kwanzidad to you and yours!


5 posted on 12/23/2010 6:52:17 AM PST by wilco200 (11/4/08 - The Day America Jumped the Shark)
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To: KevinDavis

Festivus always makes me think of an festering, oozing boil.....


6 posted on 12/23/2010 6:53:00 AM PST by basil (It's time to rid the country of "Gun Free Zones" aka "Killing Fields")
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To: KevinDavis
My feat of strength will be to bow & pray.

My greivance is with vanities.

Merry 'c-word' to all festivus enjoyers.

7 posted on 12/23/2010 6:53:18 AM PST by laotzu
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To: KevinDavis

May the 9 goddesses of Omachron Persei 8 bestow blessings upon you and curse your enemies with oozing glands.


8 posted on 12/23/2010 6:53:27 AM PST by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: KevinDavis
festivus card Pictures, Images and Photos
9 posted on 12/23/2010 6:54:53 AM PST by svcw (God doesn't show up in our time, but He shows up on time)
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To: Sam's Army; martin_fierro

10 posted on 12/23/2010 6:55:26 AM PST by JRios1968 (This is me, in a nutshell: "Let me out of here...I'm trapped in a nutshell!!!!")
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To: KevinDavis
Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.
Cosmo Kramer: What happened to the doll?
Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born … a Festivus for the rest of us!
Cosmo Kramer: That must've been some kind of doll.
Frank Costanza: She was


11 posted on 12/23/2010 6:59:11 AM PST by GQuagmire (Hey now!)
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To: JRios1968

Happy Kwanza Homie

My your hoes line your pockets and your sentence be short.


12 posted on 12/23/2010 6:59:21 AM PST by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: JRios1968

Merry CHRISTMAS, everybody!!


13 posted on 12/23/2010 7:00:18 AM PST by Rca2000 ( The Obama regime.....and all that goes with it .."All part of the "big plan"......)
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To: Gamecock; Larry Lucido

ping


14 posted on 12/23/2010 7:01:02 AM PST by GQuagmire (Hey now!)
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To: KevinDavis

I find your post disappointing.


15 posted on 12/23/2010 7:07:07 AM PST by Dr. Thorne (Buy Gold and Guns Now!)
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To: KevinDavis

Season’s greetings and happy holidays!


16 posted on 12/23/2010 7:07:46 AM PST by Fiji Hill
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To: GQuagmire

Festivus isn’t over till I get pinned!


17 posted on 12/23/2010 7:11:07 AM PST by JRios1968 (This is me, in a nutshell: "Let me out of here...I'm trapped in a nutshell!!!!")
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To: KevinDavis

18 posted on 12/23/2010 7:11:34 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously..... You won't live through it anyway.)
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To: KevinDavis; MotleyGirl70; Cagey; Mr. Brightside; earlJam; Rb ver. 2.0; lesser_satan; Taffini; ...

Hmmm, why do I have deja vu?

Ah, well, on the airing of grievances!

After I smooth this silk sheet.....


19 posted on 12/23/2010 7:12:14 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: KevinDavis

{not meant for you - I just happened to have this!}

Merry Christmas everyone!

20 posted on 12/23/2010 7:14:07 AM PST by capydick (''Life's tough.......it's even tougher if you're stupid.'')
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To: JRios1968

Jerry: You don’t need the card. High-end hoagie outfit like that, it’s all computerized! (Snaps) They’re cloning sheep now.
Kramer: No, they’re not cloning sheep. It’s the same sheep! I saw Harry Blackstone do that trick with two goats and a handkerchief on the old Dean Martin show!


21 posted on 12/23/2010 7:18:16 AM PST by GQuagmire (Hey now!)
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To: KevinDavis

Fah-lese on ya dog


22 posted on 12/23/2010 7:38:24 AM PST by servantboy777
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To: GQuagmire

Happy Merry New Festivus Christmas Year to all.........


23 posted on 12/23/2010 7:38:58 AM PST by sniper63 (Did you plug the hole in the border yet daddy........)
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To: KevinDavis
Merry Uncle Fester :-)


24 posted on 12/23/2010 7:39:13 AM PST by Trajan88 (www.bullittclub.com)
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To: KevinDavis

Seinfeld ended 12 years ago. Time to get on with your life.


25 posted on 12/23/2010 7:41:28 AM PST by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: Trajan88

Merry X-mas

26 posted on 12/23/2010 7:43:52 AM PST by RckyRaCoCo (I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery, IXNAY THE TSA!)
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To: KevinDavis

Merry Christmas to you too!

27 posted on 12/23/2010 7:44:04 AM PST by Fresh Wind
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To: Larry Lucido

May all the joys of Festivus rain down hard upon your head, today, tomorrow and all year long.

Taffini

Belated Happy Birthday Larry


28 posted on 12/23/2010 8:07:11 AM PST by Taffini ( Mr. Pippen and Mr. Waffles do not approve and neither do I)
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To: cripplecreek; All

And a Merry Mithrasmas to you!


29 posted on 12/23/2010 8:16:40 AM PST by KevinDavis (I have no problem with a black president. But the one we have now is yellow to the core)
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To: Larry Lucido

Airing of Grievances:

OBMAMA IS A MARXIST A-HOLE BENT ON DESTROYING THIS GREAT NATION!


30 posted on 12/23/2010 10:15:08 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Taffini

Awwww, thanks sweetie! :-)

(Now help me get this sheet smoothed out!)


31 posted on 12/23/2010 10:19:50 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Fresh Wind

A Festus for the, um, rest us!


32 posted on 12/23/2010 10:24:22 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: KevinDavis

The fact that this thread exits is another “Festivus miracle”!


33 posted on 12/23/2010 10:25:10 AM PST by VastRWCon (Taxed to Death)
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To: Kirkwood

“Seinfeld ended 12 years ago. Time to get on with your life.”

It’s timeless. There’s never been a television show that parodied daily life was well as Seinfeld.

But I do see the turnoff for the humor impaired.


34 posted on 12/23/2010 10:25:30 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: KevinDavis

When I went to buy my Festivus Pole I asked if a dancer came with it.


35 posted on 12/23/2010 10:29:40 AM PST by AU72
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