Happy Festivus!

12/23/10 | Kevin Davis

[KevinDavis]

Happy Festivus everyone!!!! May your Feats of Strength go well and have fun with the Airing of Grievances!

[KevinDavis]

I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!

[Sam's Army]

Merry Kwanza, whitey.

[Libloather]

If I have a grievance with the Feats of Strength, is that a phase-lock-loop?

[wilco200]

And a Feliz Kwanzidad to you and yours!

[basil]

Festivus always makes me think of an festering, oozing boil.....

[laotzu]

My feat of strength will be to bow & pray.

My greivance is with vanities.

Merry 'c-word' to all festivus enjoyers.

[cripplecreek]

May the 9 goddesses of Omachron Persei 8 bestow blessings upon you and curse your enemies with oozing glands.

[svcw]

[JRios1968]

[GQuagmire]

Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.
Cosmo Kramer: What happened to the doll?
Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born … a Festivus for the rest of us!
Cosmo Kramer: That must've been some kind of doll.
Frank Costanza: She was

[cripplecreek]

Happy Kwanza Homie

My your hoes line your pockets and your sentence be short.

[Rca2000]

Merry CHRISTMAS, everybody!!

[GQuagmire]

ping

[Dr. Thorne]

I find your post disappointing.

[Fiji Hill]

Season’s greetings and happy holidays!

[JRios1968]

Festivus isn’t over till I get pinned!

[Vendome]

[Larry Lucido]

Hmmm, why do I have deja vu?

Ah, well, on the airing of grievances!

After I smooth this silk sheet.....

[capydick]

{not meant for you - I just happened to have this!}

Merry Christmas everyone!

[GQuagmire]

Jerry: You don’t need the card. High-end hoagie outfit like that, it’s all computerized! (Snaps) They’re cloning sheep now.
Kramer: No, they’re not cloning sheep. It’s the same sheep! I saw Harry Blackstone do that trick with two goats and a handkerchief on the old Dean Martin show!

[servantboy777]

Fah-lese on ya dog

[sniper63]

Happy Merry New Festivus Christmas Year to all.........

[Trajan88]

Merry Uncle Fester :-)

[Kirkwood]

Seinfeld ended 12 years ago. Time to get on with your life.

[RckyRaCoCo]

Merry X-mas

[Fresh Wind]

Merry Christmas to you too!

[Taffini]

May all the joys of Festivus rain down hard upon your head, today, tomorrow and all year long.

Taffini

Belated Happy Birthday Larry

[KevinDavis]

And a Merry Mithrasmas to you!

[Rebelbase]

Airing of Grievances:

OBMAMA IS A MARXIST A-HOLE BENT ON DESTROYING THIS GREAT NATION!

[Larry Lucido]

Awwww, thanks sweetie! :-)

(Now help me get this sheet smoothed out!)

[Larry Lucido]

A Festus for the, um, rest us!

[VastRWCon]

The fact that this thread exits is another “Festivus miracle”!

[Rebelbase]

“Seinfeld ended 12 years ago. Time to get on with your life.”

It’s timeless. There’s never been a television show that parodied daily life was well as Seinfeld.

But I do see the turnoff for the humor impaired.

[AU72]

When I went to buy my Festivus Pole I asked if a dancer came with it.