Posted on 12/01/2010 6:57:07 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY
A YOUNG Toowoomba man yesterday tied the knot with his best friend – a five-year-old labrador.
In perhaps a first for the Garden City, Laurel Bank Park hosted the wedding of Joseph Guiso and Honey, a labrador he adopted five years ago.
Thirty of the couple’s closest friends and family were in attendance for the emotional ceremony, held at dusk.
"You’re my best friend and you make every part of my day better," Mr Guiso’s vows read.
The couple decided on the location – and to tie the knot - after stumbling upon a wedding in Laurel Bank Park during an afternoon walk.
"I said that could be us," Mr Guiso said.
"She didn’t say anything so I took that as a yes."
Mr Guiso said as a "religious guy", he could no longer take the guilt of living with Honey out of wedlock.
"It’s not sexual," he assured the onlookers.
"It’s just pure love."
The couple is planning a short honeymoon to one of Toowoomba’s parks.
(Excerpt) Read more at thechronicle.com.au ...
His wife is a real bitch...ba-da-bing
The pope didn’t cover condoms in *this* issue. The world is sinking quickly.
It’s a girl dog,at least.For a second I thought this guy was strange!
LOL, I have a 3 1/2 year old male yellow lab. He still is in his puppy stage but I love him just the same but I think this guy is going just a little too far.
See Spot. See Spot run. Run Spot! Run!
And here's their future kid.
eww
Why not? I’m sure they love each other very much.
“Take my wife....for a walk..please.”
Once gay marriage is legal, there will be no legal basis to stop this, for real. All laws that prevent anyone from marrying one or more people of either sex will not withstand the legal assault on laws which put any limit on what “marriage” is.
We are on the slippery slope already.
This is the slippery slope everyone said would happen with the advent of ‘same-sex marriage’.
Will the ASPCA get involved?
Seriously, I don’t think this will be any kind of ‘trend’.
Reminds me of a Robert schimmel joke. “how so you plead to animal necrophelia? I’m sorry your honor, I thought the dog was ALIVE when I was f&$ing it?”
If he smacks his wife in nose with a newspaper for peeing on the couch, is it spousal abuse?
As long as they have a meaningful relationship.
Shame on you!!!!! LOL!!! We need some levity around here.
The dog was thinking, "I love my poor retarded human too much to tell him I'M A DOG!!!!"
All God’s creatures are good. But because no animal was a suitable mate for Adam, God created Eve for him.
God wishes to make us rich with all the gifts He gives us. But this fellow and many others like him, in their petty attempts to make a mockery of marriage, utterly DEMAND lives of poverty.
Geez. Why didn’t they just settle for a civil union with survivor benefits? But no, they had to push it. Next the dog will want to be an Episcopalian bishop.
There is nothing nice I can say about him, it or his “friends” so I’ll just shut up.
Since we no longer have a definition of marriage I guess this is just fine.
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