NASA to make MAJOR ALIENS REVELATION this week

Register [London, UK] ^ | 11/30/10 | Lewis Page

[Nachum]

NASA has set the interwebs a-tremble with a teasing announcement to the global media that a news conference will be held in Washington DC on Thursday "to discuss an astrobiology finding that will impact the search for evidence of extraterrestrial life". The space agency's routine ploy of trailing major briefings in advance has caused trouble before. In 2008, "revelations" that the White House had been informed of a NASA announcement's content before the media caused fevered speculation ahead of a briefing on data from the "Phoenix" polar Mars lander.

[Nachum]

It's the V! They're lizards!!

[gitmo]

Clinton did it first.

[Bullish]

NO It’s obviously gonna’ be Crab People.

[SandRat]

No, Ga-Aould, Bow Down and obey! Ja-fa! Make them!

[MarineBrat]

Others said that no, in fact proof positive had been found that Mars could not harbour life,...

Oooo, the writer is a serious scientist! /s

[Dallas59]

They're tanned and ready!

I for one worship our new overloards....

[apastron]

Whatever the discovery - how much you wanna bet it was made by a muslm?

[HerrBlucher]

Didn’t we just go through this in October? I guess these major alien announcements are now going to be done bimonthly.

[Snickering Hound]

[Kieri]

I only have one word for any alien species who may stumble upon Earth:

Run.

[Dallas59]

Well they do need something to feel good about.

[cruise_missile]

Remember the “Martian” rock found in Antarctica? They used Clinton”s press conference for the movie Contact.

The rock was later determined to be Earth like. The entire thing disappeared quickly.

[FrankR]

We already found extraterrestrial life...

[Gator113]

They will be announcing that they’re going to rename all the planets, giving them Muslim names.

[Dallas59]

[Secret Agent Man]

They finally going to prove Obama is foreign-born? Alien in the White House?

Why would I for an instant believe these knobs? Can’t trust any of them. They all have agendas behind their “research”.

[ari-freedom]

[Nachum]

Except for one new planet....

Planet- “Bob”

[John W]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sp-VFBbjpE

[Tagurit]

Lunar ticks!

(commonly referred to as liberals)

[plinyelder]

[editor-surveyor]

Since they’re no longer into space travel, they’ve gone into Sci-Fi entertainment?
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[Bringbackthedraft]

Nuts, we’ll be paying taxes up the wazoo, to support them. Hmmmm maybe we didn’t discover them, they may have discovered us. ??? Now we have to worry about our sky domain to stop the illegal entry. Soon they’ll take over the jobs that the humans don’t want to do. Good Grief we are doomed.

[editor-surveyor]

Is that Holstein or Guernsey?
.

[FreeAtlanta]

They discovered the Muslim Moon God, and had to let the head Muslim know about it first.

[OldDeckHand]

Jack Ryan divorced that. What an ultra-moron.

[I see my hands]

[oh8eleven]

NASA to make Major Aliens Revelation this week
"I told you they were hiding behind that comet!"

[The Unknown Republican]

[monkapotamus]

ping

[Shady]

OMG!!!! ALIEN AMOEBAS!!! AAAARGHHHH!

[dfwgator]

“Send More Chuck Berry!”

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

This reminds me of an old 1960s PLAYBOY cartoon I saw between the articles I was reading...

A space ship of green female aliens, looking quite like this green lass, are heading toward the earth.

One mentions to the other...”The men on this planet, I wonder if they will be friendly”.

[Dallas59]

[dfwgator]

“If the bitch is green, there must be something wrong with the p-—y.” - Eddie Murphy

[Matthew James]

Bring out the Fembots!!!

[KarlInOhio]

By using cheaper Mexican astronauts and ground crew, NASA will be able to keep the Space Shuttle going. After all, flying into space is a job which Americans won't do anymore. And you can pack in fifty astronauts into the cabin where only seven could fit before.

[The Comedian]

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

There’s a Wookiie in the White House.

[dfwgator]

With any luck, the aliens will make it to Washington DC.

[UCANSEE2]

If one knows all these women, is one a geek?

[cripplecreek]

[Wile E Coyote Genius]

“It’s the V! They’re lizards!!”

Naw, they are going to announce on the Wiki leak that Nancy, Harry, and Obozo are aliens!!

[The Comedian]

NASA-is-on-the-swing-again-yelling-Look-At-Me-Mommy ping.

"Space Energy/Solar Weirdness" ping.

Ping list dealing with odd space phenomena and solar events.

FReepmail me if you want on or off

The Comedian's "Space Energy/Solar Weirdness" ping list...

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[SevenofNine]

I tell you one thing about our Fellow Freeper didn’t take long before I make apperance on this thread ROFL

[Wile E Coyote Genius]

Dude you have it all wrong. Odds are it will be Hartcort Fenton Mudd!

[The Comedian]

If one knows all these women, is one a geek?

Dude, you and I can both name 2 Vulcan weapons, and the name of alien probe that merged with Nomad.

We are so busted.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Hegewisch Dupa]

LOL!

[TigersEye]

Is that a Star Trek quiz? The question has to be “which one did Capt. Kirk NOT nail?”

[Dengar01]

UFO Ping!