FYI, bright glowing objects are usually not "like an eye"
When they are it is usually bad, very bad.
Posted on 09/27/2010 12:42:06 PM PDT by AU72
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Quick, someone alert Mazlan Othman, Earth’s official “Leader”.
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I give her credit.
Talk about “employment for life”!
Or until death.
There may be aliens out there.
But, as Manhattan Project scientist Enrico Fermi said:
“Where are they?”.
It serves as a distraction from them.
Will zero's real mom reveal itself?
No, it went back to Planet Zork.
How do the aliens affect global warming *cough* *cough*. Could the aliens be blamed for it...
We will be saved from global warming only if we all engage in "unnatural acts" with the aliens.
How much has the Pentagon redacted from this news?
How much have the UFO Cultists fabricated out of their own LSD-addled "minds"?
When I meet an alien, do I bow? how low?
When the alien says "Bow", you reply "Wow Wow". Then you ask the alien "What is sandpaper like?" It will reply "Ruff!" The alien will then ask "What's on the outside of a tree?" You should reply "Bark!" Then you ask the alien "Are you a turtle?"
There is only one acceptable reply to that question ... If the alien doesn't give it, he's on the hook for the next round of drinks.
‘What’s their motive for lying?’
The same as Jon and Kate Gosselin — notoriety.
‘What’s their motive for lying?’
The same as Jon and Kate Gosselin — notoriety.
You know....the way my luck runs..if I ever popped in to take a gander....the darn thing would probably show up. :)
What are their names? DON’T LOOK BACK!
Do you know that there was once a federal law criminalizing individual contact with extraterrestial aliens? It was repealed in the 80’s, but still appears in the code.
So the fool saw a plastic dry cleaning bag lit by birthday candles floating by.
Ya know what? the topic is UFOs. Unidentified flying objects. How can we be sure it isn't actually humans like us flying them and not little grey men? Could be the Russians' flying objects. If we can place a human brain in a mouse, why can't they place one in some creature that has been Chernobylized?
I had never heard of “Mothman” until passing through the area just a few years ago. In the week I was there, I overheard several passing references to it in casual conversation among the locals.
“Anyone who can cross light years to get here is so far beyond us technologically that we’re like worms to them.”
Well, they aren’t that far advanced. They keep crashing their saucers.
FYI, bright glowing objects are usually not "like an eye"
When they are it is usually bad, very bad.
Having grown up near St. Louis, my favorite TV show on this sorta thing is “UFOs over Southern Illinois” (by the History or Discovery channel). There was an initial sighter, then 3 or 4 law enforcement officers from different jurisdictions, then a teacher on his way to work. Instead of having one expert say this and one say that - they brought in a group of experts that did accident reanactments for court cases. A very well done show.
Knowing a little about the LEOs in those jurisdictions, I’m confident each of them would have loved nothing better than to ID the thing as the Goodyear blimp heading to STL for a sporting event (so they could bust chops on the other guys)..but they all said basically the same thing. If you haven’t seen the show it’s worth watching.
I fully agree.
I don't think the BVM is involved in this one :o)
I thought the same thing. The group decided to make up fantastic stories in order to become international laughing stocks? I doubt it.
Maybe other air force personnel from other countries will come forward after seeing this.
Without massive quantities of beer it's just another bad trip.
Isn't the age of the Internet wonderful!
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