Pet waste removal worker finds $58 in dog poop

Associated Press ^ | June 15, 2010

[Free ThinkerNY]

ST. LOUIS (AP) -- This is why your mother says to wash your hands after handling money: A St. Louis worker found $58 - packed in dog poop.

Steve Wilson works for DoodyCalls Pet Waste Removal.

[beckysueb]

Packed in dog poop. Ok. I wonder how they got the 58.00 in the dog poop. Like was it before the deed or after. I don’t think I want to know.

[warpsmith]

Often Coco will catch me unprepared, and I have to sacrifice a $1 bill to the 'cleanup'.

I do feel guilty when I leave the dollar on the top of a full NYC garbage can...

[friendly_doc]

I always knew there were hidden perks to pet waste removal work!

[CoastWatcher]

Well at least the AP has found something they can report on without bias. This is probably the best information AP has provided its customers this century.

[Tennessee Nana]

The dog that “laid” the green money ???

[MNDude]

did he find my homework?

[GnuHere]

Dang, if he didn’t even keep the money, I think I would have left the entire “deposit” for the owner to worry about.

[NonValueAdded]

Isn’t the greater wonder how someone turned that into a viable business?

[Beaten Valve]

I guess the job isn’t that shi**y...

[library user]

Was it all in single $1 bills?

[bigbob]

“Doody Calls” lol! Great name for a rock band.

[Noumenon]

Maybe Steve can stop by 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue - I hear that there’s a big pile of dog poop in the Oval Office.

[The Comedian]

The dog had to pass the bills before we knew what was in them...

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[boop]

I thought that was just made up for that King of the Hill episode.