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Woods withdraws, may have bulging disk in back
news.yahoo.com ^ | 5/9/10 | Mark Long

Posted on 05/09/2010 11:29:15 AM PDT by ICAB9USA

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To: PLMerite
Where’s Mrs Tiger these days ?

I see that you're still looking.

Go find her.........

****

41 posted on 05/09/2010 11:56:13 AM PDT by ICAB9USA (I cut off part of my middle finger .......... it almost rendered me mute. -- Rahm Emanuel)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

You may be right. But, are you talking about the American PGA Tour only?


42 posted on 05/09/2010 11:57:10 AM PDT by ICAB9USA (I cut off part of my middle finger .......... it almost rendered me mute. -- Rahm Emanuel)
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To: All

And they heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight: “Oh, nuts”


43 posted on 05/09/2010 11:57:20 AM PDT by Sacajaweau (What)
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To: ICAB9USA

Prayers for complete healing. Back pain isn’t fun.


44 posted on 05/09/2010 11:58:27 AM PDT by upsdriver (ret.)
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To: ICAB9USA

Speaking of holes....


45 posted on 05/09/2010 12:01:24 PM PDT by verity (Obama Lies - Obongo must go!)
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To: ICAB9USA
I can understand Tiger pulling out of the tournament. I have had neck pain from a pinched nerve so bad, I could barely function.

Not that I feel sorry for the POS, but I can see why he would not want to play if he might injure himself worse or not put up his best game.

It's a no win for him, plays terribly or withdraws.

Oh' Well. Sucks to be Tiger.

46 posted on 05/09/2010 12:03:28 PM PDT by Popman (Balsa wood: Obama Presidential timber)
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To: ICAB9USA
He will never win a professional tournament again.

He's done. He has dissolved into a complete and total self-absorbed hedonist.

47 posted on 05/09/2010 12:04:17 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (FYBO: Islam is a religion of peace, and Muslims reserve the right to kill anyone who says otherwise.)
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To: ICAB9USA

“Woods withdrew suddenly with neck pain that he fears might be a bulging desk.”

That WOULD hurt!


48 posted on 05/09/2010 12:04:29 PM PDT by smalltownslick
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To: ICAB9USA
Tiger's story sounds like the Old Testament story on Onan.

According to the text, after God had killed Onan's older brother Er, Judah told Onan to have sexual intercourse with and impregnate Tamar, the widow of Er, so that the child or children could be declared to be Er's heir(s).[1] Onan had sex with Tamar, but performed coitus interruptus each time, spilling his "seed" (semen) on the ground, so that there would not be any offspring which he could not claim as his own.[2] The passage states that this displeased God, who killed Onan as punishment for disobedience.[3]

So much for early withdrawl!

49 posted on 05/09/2010 12:05:03 PM PDT by Young Werther ("Quae cum ita sunt" Since these things are so!)
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To: ICAB9USA

I was actually just wondering if she was at the tournament, but your input was certainly welcome!


50 posted on 05/09/2010 12:06:25 PM PDT by PLMerite (Ride to the sound of the Guns - I'll probably need help.)
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To: ICAB9USA

He pulled out? And this is news. /sarc.


51 posted on 05/09/2010 12:07:51 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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To: ICAB9USA

I wish he would withdrawl from public life & go live on a distant undeveloped island somewhere for about 50 years. One with no communications to the outside world. Enough is enough. He’s a has been and a sorry excuse for a man. The media needs to find it another hero.


52 posted on 05/09/2010 12:08:02 PM PDT by cva66snipe (Two Choices left for U.S. One Nation Under GOD or One Nation Under Judgment? Which one say ye?)
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To: ICAB9USA

A bulging what in his pants?


53 posted on 05/09/2010 12:08:50 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (Obama makes me miss Jimmah Cahtah!)
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To: ICAB9USA
Woods withdraws, may have bulging disk in back

Yikes! This brings back memories of all those lame "hard disk" jokes back in school days.

A little thought would have taught that a penis isn't a disk, but kids just liked saying "hard disk."

It figures Tiger's disc would be engorged and throbbing.

54 posted on 05/09/2010 12:10:09 PM PDT by x
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To: ICAB9USA; All
Just remember what I have been telling people all along--

Tigah teh Cheetah



is being piled on by the Media Hive to deflect attention away from another one of their fraudulent confections:


-Kommander ZerØ--

They are both cotton candy, a high calorie, substance-free construct spun up by the Press/Entertainment/Infotainment wings of the great media Hive- there is no "there" there...

55 posted on 05/09/2010 12:12:05 PM PDT by backhoe (Just an Old Keyboard Cowboy, ridin' the trakball into America's Twilight...)
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To: ICAB9USA

No end to the Tiger Woods/John Edwards jokes.


56 posted on 05/09/2010 12:44:59 PM PDT by apocalypto
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To: Popman

.... well said.


57 posted on 05/09/2010 1:19:51 PM PDT by ICAB9USA (I cut off part of my middle finger .......... it almost rendered me mute. -- Rahm Emanuel)
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To: backhoe
They are both cotton candy, a high calorie, substance-free construct spun up by the Press/Entertainment/Infotainment wings of the great media Hive- there is no "there" there...

.... so true.

At least Tiger was/is a great golfer, though.

On the other hand, 'The Kenyan Communist' is a total NOTHING.

58 posted on 05/09/2010 1:24:49 PM PDT by ICAB9USA (I cut off part of my middle finger .......... it almost rendered me mute. -- Rahm Emanuel)
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To: Bullish
Tiger’s a woosie!

...with neck pain that he fears might be a bulging desk.

Oh, come on. You ever had a bulging desk?

59 posted on 05/09/2010 1:30:42 PM PDT by Paine in the Neck (Napolean fries the idea powder.)
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To: ICAB9USA

Roberto Duran:

No mas.

Is this Tiger’s No mas moment. Duran’s career was never the same.


60 posted on 05/09/2010 1:44:49 PM PDT by exhaustguy
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