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Posted on 04/09/2010 12:15:26 PM PDT by illiac
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To: absolootezer0
That’s a really good one....LOL!
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posted on
04/09/2010 12:26:30 PM PDT
by
illiac
(If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
To: illiac
Sounds like any episode of “The Office” to me.
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posted on
04/09/2010 12:27:29 PM PDT
by
240B
(he is doing everything he said he would'nt and not doing what he said he would)
To: illiac
Sign someone else up to receive spam/junk mail.
To: illiac
When someone is facing you at a red light, and your left turn signal is on (cuz you thought you were going to turn left), when the light turns green, if they start off as if to turn left too (even though they didn't their turn signal), go straight.
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posted on
04/09/2010 12:31:21 PM PDT
by
GreenAccord
(Bakon Akbar!)
To: illiac
Fail to know the difference between “prophesy” and “prophecy”
To: illiac
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posted on
04/09/2010 12:33:03 PM PDT
by
DollyCali
(Don't tell God how big your storm is...Tell the storm how big your God is!)
To: illiac
"Hey Apple."
"Hey Apple."
"Hey Apple."
"Hey Apple."
"Hey Apple."
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posted on
04/09/2010 12:33:37 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: illiac
Correct someone's spelling or grammar.
-PJ
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posted on
04/09/2010 12:34:03 PM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
("Comprehensive" reform bills only end up as incomprehensible messes.)
To: illiac
To: illiac
Call a Liberal a Liberal rather than a Progressive, Moderate, or Centrist ....
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posted on
04/09/2010 12:34:32 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(If someone calls me a racist I'll just tell them you're just saying that because I'm white ....)
To: illiac
OK if you really, really hate someone in the office, go to a fax machine, enter in their desk phone number, then scan in a blank piece of paper. It’s going to keep on calling that person for a set number of times.
To: illiac
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posted on
04/09/2010 12:35:55 PM PDT
by
earlJam
To: illiac
Next time your boss makes you travel to a product fair, grab a bunch of his/her business cards. Write “Loved your product! Please call me!” on the backs of the cards. Hand them out liberally while visiting product booths.
Or just call in sick. This is best when you have to travel for more than a day.
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posted on
04/09/2010 12:36:36 PM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(Build a man a fire; he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire; he'll be warm the rest of his life)
To: 19zulu
Or the new one, which is to describe everything as “random”. Even my daughter has picked this one up. Makes the wife and I crazy.
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posted on
04/09/2010 12:36:48 PM PDT
by
ExpatGator
(I hate Illinois Nazis!)
To: GreenAccord
I do that one all the time. My nickname in school was “Crash.”
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posted on
04/09/2010 12:37:48 PM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(Build a man a fire; he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire; he'll be warm the rest of his life)
To: illiac
Point your finger at somebody and very slowly move it towards them until you almost touch them.
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posted on
04/09/2010 12:38:05 PM PDT
by
toast
To: illiac
Tell the absolute truth. Always.
To: illiac
go to a fancy, expensive restaurant, study the menu carefully. when the waiter appears, ask dozens of questions about 3 or 4 of the most expensive items. ask about special preparations, declaring that you are allergic to pepper. after the waiter answers all of those idiotic and annoying questions, smuggly announce that you are ready to order, and in a prissy, demanding voice say “I will have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, no crust and cut it diagonally if you please.”
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posted on
04/09/2010 12:48:02 PM PDT
by
madamemayhem
(defeat isn't getting knocked down, it's not getting back up)
To: earlJam
Name your dog “Askhim”
In the dept store dressing room, ask the person in stall next to you if they have any extra toilet paper in there, cause you just ran out.
Ask the cashier if she’ll accept Hawaiian money
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posted on
04/09/2010 12:48:18 PM PDT
by
stylin19a
(Never buy a putter until you first get a chance to throw it)
To: Our man in washington
Live in a mansion, fly all over the world, and tell everyone how worried you are about global warming.While gaining a LOT of weight!
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posted on
04/09/2010 12:48:32 PM PDT
by
SonOfDarkSkies
(I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself... - D.H. Lawrence)
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