Skip to comments.For Trek Fans: Scents of the Future-Star Trek Perfumes & Colognes (Vanity)
Posted on 03/27/2010 2:39:56 PM PDT by hoagy62
Taking a break from all the screaming, yelling, and gnashing of teeth that the Obamacare Health Illusion has generated, I chanced upon this while I was looking at an article on another site.
It seems some 'enterprising' business (pun very intended) has manufactured not one but THREE perfumes and colognes for fans of the "Star Trek" universe.
The next offerings are both men's fragrances. The first is "Tiberius". Here is what the product description says about it:
"TIBERIUS Cologne for men is a casual yet commanding cologne spiked with freshness and sensuality. Citron, black pepper, and cedar create refreshingly clear top notes, layered over warm vanilla, white musk and sandalwood base notes. TIBERIUS Cologne for men is difficult to define and impossible to refuse. In any universe.
Inspired by legend-take TIBERIUS on your next mission and be transported to new worlds of sensual discovery."
And why would anyone want to smell like William Shatner?
The third offering is called...and I am not making this up..."Red Shirt". Here's what the description of this one states:
"Put yourself in the line of fire.
RED SHIRT Cologne is made for the young, modern man of the galaxy who doesnt hesitate; who revels in being alive today. RED SHIRT Cologne instills confidence, showing the universe your strength, your valor, your devotion to living each day as though it could be your last.
Red Shirt Cologne: Because Tomorrow May Never Come."
Oh I just LOVE the message this one sends..."Wear this cologne and DIE!"
I just thought I'd lighten the mood a bit with this offering. Thoughts?
Ahhh....to smell like Captain Kirk....Ladies?
Od’or of Nerd?
I’m waiting for Eau De Klingon
The reviews on the Amazon site are a crackup ... I sent this to a Trekker friend. Thanks for posting!
One will not be allowed to wear fragrances in the future.
One can not potentially offend the olfactories of any species that may have them.
Nannies in Space
My favorite is Rigelian Bloodworm!
Does it make a good mixer with scotch?
But what we really want to know is...is Harry Mudd getting one?
Ooooohh...now THERE’s a thought!
What would his be called?
“Scent of the Deal”?
Don’t forget Stella 500....You can’t escape the scent :)
Was that really an out of the closet Mr. Sulu I saw on an ad for Televisions?
I am unaware of the ad you’re referring to. More info?
I don't recall the brand. But it sure looks like a surprisingly young looking Sulu wearing a lab coat talking about great color.
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