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Ode to Orly Taitz (Based on her Appeal Yesterday to the U.N.)
parsifal | February 23, 2010 | parsifal

Posted on 02/23/2010 7:59:11 PM PST by parsifal

Ode to Orly Taitz

by the Freeper, parsifal

Mississippio Countrio

It was late February, and the year it was twenty ten.

I was surfing on line, slurping down a little lime and gin.

Well I was scrolling all around when the words flashed upon the screen.

And it nearly laid me out, now let me tell you what I seen.

Well it was something out of Outer Limits, something off of the Deep End.

Today, Orly Taitz, the Birther Queen, went seeking help at the U.N.

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Well my glasses fogged over and I nearly had a heart attack

I even sent that gal some money and I wonder “Can I get it back?”.

I backed her up when she lied all about that African Bee Cee.

I even backed up her the second time, “Man, what is wrong with me?”

Guess she was playing some game that I just couldn’t comprehend....

And now you tell me, Orly Taitz, appealed it all up to the U.N.

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When the case got dismissed down in Florida, should have been a clue.

Then, California, man you know it’s standing now at O and 2.

Then that Judge done went and handed her a twenty thousand dollar fine.

I guess I should have seen it then, you know the case was kinda asinine.

But I hung in there while she was sleeping with her boy friend.

And now Orly Taitz is begging for protection, “Pretty Please! U.N.”

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Well looking back on it all, I guess she kind of took me for a ride.

Using all that legal talk, made it seem somehow so bona fide.

And with all of the problems that she had, it should be no surprise.

Certificate of Live Birth, man I wish I had believed my eyes.

And the birth announcements too, I wish that I could kick my own rear end!

And now you tell me Orly Taitz is hauling *ss to hide at the U.N.

--- parsy, who says Enjoy!

Guitar chord pattern:

/ D7 - - - / / G7 - - - / D7 - - - / G7 - - - / D7 C7 D7 - /


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: birthcertificate; birthers; certifigate; guitars; naturalborncitizen; obama; orly; orlytaitz; taitz; whackamole
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To: parsifal

David Brock runs Media Matters


41 posted on 02/23/2010 8:41:58 PM PST by egannacht (Inalienable rights granted by...)
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To: April Lexington

Uh maybe not. Were you alive when Kennedy got shot?

parsy, who was and one day has to do a post about it for historical reasons, because what happened where he lived—you never hear about. . . .


42 posted on 02/23/2010 8:42:12 PM PST by parsifal (Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
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To: parsifal
Yes....

Ape, who will never forget the look on Lee Harvey Oswald's face as Jack drilled him...

43 posted on 02/23/2010 8:44:04 PM PST by April Lexington (Study the constitution so you know what they are taking away!)
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To: mylife

Well, your feelings are nice but just send me the docs. I want my Constitution back. Political advantage is not my particular expertise.


44 posted on 02/23/2010 8:44:13 PM PST by Goreknowshowtocheat
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To: Goreknowshowtocheat

I want the Constitution back too.


45 posted on 02/23/2010 8:45:32 PM PST by mylife (Opinions: $1.00 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: parsifal
APE, who wishes Parcy would post that information... The left has been active here for quite some time.
46 posted on 02/23/2010 8:45:39 PM PST by April Lexington (Study the constitution so you know what they are taking away!)
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To: parsifal

I enjoyed it, Parsy.


47 posted on 02/23/2010 8:46:19 PM PST by Winstons Julia (The liberal mantra: Never enough.)
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To: parsifal
when Kennedy got shot

I suspect Kennedy didn't "get" shot. I suspect he WAS shot...

48 posted on 02/23/2010 8:47:16 PM PST by April Lexington (Study the constitution so you know what they are taking away!)
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To: April Lexington

OK, were you alive when Sputnik got launched?

parsy, who was


49 posted on 02/23/2010 8:47:35 PM PST by parsifal (Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
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To: parsifal

I remember hiding under my desk...


50 posted on 02/23/2010 8:49:09 PM PST by April Lexington (Study the constitution so you know what they are taking away!)
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To: Winstons Julia

Thank you! I do seem to recall a different set of chords for it, though. If I can find my songbook from the 60’s.

parsy


51 posted on 02/23/2010 8:49:40 PM PST by parsifal (Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
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To: parsifal
Hopefully, she is an international problem, now.

I asked on the other thread: is she familiar with African Press International, and Chief Editor Korir?

52 posted on 02/23/2010 8:51:00 PM PST by 1rudeboy
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To: April Lexington

I grew up in mobtown USA.

I know dirty actors but the BC is a poor line of pursuit IMHO.


53 posted on 02/23/2010 8:51:10 PM PST by mylife (Opinions: $1.00 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: April Lexington

Sputnik or Kennedy? If Sputnik, then you might be a few years older....but not much.

parsy, who remembers hearing about it. I remember Comrade Krushev dropping by my dad’s shop for a new pair of shoes,a nd it was all he could talk abo.....oooops-busted


54 posted on 02/23/2010 8:52:44 PM PST by parsifal (Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
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To: parsifal

He is back. Being Honored by the NAACP and being put in a thinktank.


55 posted on 02/23/2010 8:53:05 PM PST by mylife (Opinions: $1.00 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: parsifal

Sputnik...

Ape, who marveled at Ike’s backstroke...


56 posted on 02/23/2010 8:54:45 PM PST by April Lexington (Study the constitution so you know what they are taking away!)
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To: mylife

Money for nothing and his chicks for free....

parsy, who should have learned to play them drums


57 posted on 02/23/2010 8:55:18 PM PST by parsifal (Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
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To: Goreknowshowtocheat

The “Facts” are Obama is steeped in communism.

The rest is speculation.


58 posted on 02/23/2010 8:57:48 PM PST by mylife (Opinions: $1.00 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: April Lexington

Well, I came into the world with a bang....

parsy, the cryptic


59 posted on 02/23/2010 8:58:36 PM PST by parsifal (Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
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To: parsifal
Protection from who?

I haven't been following this to closely.

60 posted on 02/23/2010 9:00:24 PM PST by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken!)
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