Posted on 02/23/2010 7:59:11 PM PST by parsifal
Ode to Orly Taitz
by the Freeper, parsifal
Mississippio Countrio
It was late February, and the year it was twenty ten.
I was surfing on line, slurping down a little lime and gin.
Well I was scrolling all around when the words flashed upon the screen.
And it nearly laid me out, now let me tell you what I seen.
Well it was something out of Outer Limits, something off of the Deep End.
Today, Orly Taitz, the Birther Queen, went seeking help at the U.N.
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Well my glasses fogged over and I nearly had a heart attack
I even sent that gal some money and I wonder “Can I get it back?”.
I backed her up when she lied all about that African Bee Cee.
I even backed up her the second time, “Man, what is wrong with me?”
Guess she was playing some game that I just couldn’t comprehend....
And now you tell me, Orly Taitz, appealed it all up to the U.N.
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When the case got dismissed down in Florida, should have been a clue.
Then, California, man you know it’s standing now at O and 2.
Then that Judge done went and handed her a twenty thousand dollar fine.
I guess I should have seen it then, you know the case was kinda asinine.
But I hung in there while she was sleeping with her boy friend.
And now Orly Taitz is begging for protection, “Pretty Please! U.N.”
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Well looking back on it all, I guess she kind of took me for a ride.
Using all that legal talk, made it seem somehow so bona fide.
And with all of the problems that she had, it should be no surprise.
Certificate of Live Birth, man I wish I had believed my eyes.
And the birth announcements too, I wish that I could kick my own rear end!
And now you tell me Orly Taitz is hauling *ss to hide at the U.N.
--- parsy, who says Enjoy!
Guitar chord pattern:
/ D7 - - - / / G7 - - - / D7 - - - / G7 - - - / D7 C7 D7 - /
parsy, who thought he had seen it all
Why won’t she go away?
Sorry you had to lose the money. Jeeze - I’ve never been so wrong I had to write a poem.
That’s poetic license. They cost $5 in Arkansas. I am writing from the point of view of a poor Birther, who is now dis-enchanted with the movement, and Orly.
parsy
Maybe the UN will grant “asylum” or something.
parsy, who will miss her antics
I always thought she was was a poor lawyer, after reading the opinions slapping her down . . . but I realized she’s a nutjob after she filed that affadavit about Holder meeting Land in the coffeeshop. After she filed papers alleging that others are forging her signature and filing papers in court in order to discredit her, I realized that she’s a raving moonbat.
Good ode, parsy. Orly definitely turned into a cul-de-sac. UNaccountable bureaucrats wouldn’t search for the truth if a global warming/climate change scandal was dropped in their lap. That said, Barry Soetoro’s constitutional legitimacy still remains a valid question.
Sigh... She was a distraction.
But Obama’s irrefutable Communist links turn up OVER and OVER and we pass them over.
Just look at how Van Jones is back.
It is time to retrain the floodlight on the elephant in the room.
She is probably working for the other team.
(There is a new conspiracy)
She is the only one to confront the issue. The rest of the buttoned down attorneys are hiding. She at least knows a fraud when she sees one and that is more that the judges can see.
Linda Lingle had the BC vetted a year ago.
Is is “possible” there is a cover up? Yes. Is it probable? Not as much.
Is Obama a Commie sympathizer? WITH OUT A DOUBT!
The intention of this post is to deflect attention from Butterdezillion’s earlier post today: “DOH indirectly confirms: Factcheck COLB date filed and certificate number impossible”
Hopefully, she is an international problem, now.
parsy, who hopes the UN whisks her away
Wish Bobby Gentry could sing it. Darn it was good song they way she did it.
parsy, who recalls when it came out
Parsy is no troll
Ape, who suspects Parcifal is a troll...
I am aware of no standards regarding the size of limes. Oh, wait, you mean the drinks.....Dang...I’m Busted!
parsy
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