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Ode to Orly Taitz (Based on her Appeal Yesterday to the U.N.)
parsifal | February 23, 2010 | parsifal

Posted on 02/23/2010 7:59:11 PM PST by parsifal

Ode to Orly Taitz

by the Freeper, parsifal

Mississippio Countrio

It was late February, and the year it was twenty ten.

I was surfing on line, slurping down a little lime and gin.

Well I was scrolling all around when the words flashed upon the screen.

And it nearly laid me out, now let me tell you what I seen.

Well it was something out of Outer Limits, something off of the Deep End.

Today, Orly Taitz, the Birther Queen, went seeking help at the U.N.

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Well my glasses fogged over and I nearly had a heart attack

I even sent that gal some money and I wonder “Can I get it back?”.

I backed her up when she lied all about that African Bee Cee.

I even backed up her the second time, “Man, what is wrong with me?”

Guess she was playing some game that I just couldn’t comprehend....

And now you tell me, Orly Taitz, appealed it all up to the U.N.

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When the case got dismissed down in Florida, should have been a clue.

Then, California, man you know it’s standing now at O and 2.

Then that Judge done went and handed her a twenty thousand dollar fine.

I guess I should have seen it then, you know the case was kinda asinine.

But I hung in there while she was sleeping with her boy friend.

And now Orly Taitz is begging for protection, “Pretty Please! U.N.”

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Well looking back on it all, I guess she kind of took me for a ride.

Using all that legal talk, made it seem somehow so bona fide.

And with all of the problems that she had, it should be no surprise.

Certificate of Live Birth, man I wish I had believed my eyes.

And the birth announcements too, I wish that I could kick my own rear end!

And now you tell me Orly Taitz is hauling *ss to hide at the U.N.

--- parsy, who says Enjoy!

Guitar chord pattern:

/ D7 - - - / / G7 - - - / D7 - - - / G7 - - - / D7 C7 D7 - /


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KEYWORDS: birthcertificate; birthers; certifigate; guitars; naturalborncitizen; obama; orly; orlytaitz; taitz; whackamole
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This is for real. Orly asked the United Nations yesterday for "protection."

parsy, who thought he had seen it all

1 posted on 02/23/2010 7:59:12 PM PST by parsifal
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To: parsifal

Why won’t she go away?


2 posted on 02/23/2010 8:02:43 PM PST by mylife (Opinions: $1.00 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: parsifal

Sorry you had to lose the money. Jeeze - I’ve never been so wrong I had to write a poem.


3 posted on 02/23/2010 8:02:51 PM PST by stormer
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To: stormer

That’s poetic license. They cost $5 in Arkansas. I am writing from the point of view of a poor Birther, who is now dis-enchanted with the movement, and Orly.

parsy


4 posted on 02/23/2010 8:05:54 PM PST by parsifal (Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
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To: mylife

Maybe the UN will grant “asylum” or something.

parsy, who will miss her antics


5 posted on 02/23/2010 8:07:01 PM PST by parsifal (Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
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To: parsifal

I always thought she was was a poor lawyer, after reading the opinions slapping her down . . . but I realized she’s a nutjob after she filed that affadavit about Holder meeting Land in the coffeeshop. After she filed papers alleging that others are forging her signature and filing papers in court in order to discredit her, I realized that she’s a raving moonbat.


6 posted on 02/23/2010 8:09:56 PM PST by 1rudeboy
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To: parsifal

Good ode, parsy. Orly definitely turned into a cul-de-sac. UNaccountable bureaucrats wouldn’t search for the truth if a global warming/climate change scandal was dropped in their lap. That said, Barry Soetoro’s constitutional legitimacy still remains a valid question.


7 posted on 02/23/2010 8:11:23 PM PST by PGalt
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To: parsifal

Sigh... She was a distraction.
But Obama’s irrefutable Communist links turn up OVER and OVER and we pass them over.

Just look at how Van Jones is back.

It is time to retrain the floodlight on the elephant in the room.


8 posted on 02/23/2010 8:11:43 PM PST by mylife (Opinions: $1.00 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: 1rudeboy

She is probably working for the other team.

(There is a new conspiracy)


9 posted on 02/23/2010 8:13:10 PM PST by mylife (Opinions: $1.00 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: mylife

She is the only one to confront the issue. The rest of the buttoned down attorneys are hiding. She at least knows a fraud when she sees one and that is more that the judges can see.


10 posted on 02/23/2010 8:13:26 PM PST by Goreknowshowtocheat
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To: Goreknowshowtocheat

Linda Lingle had the BC vetted a year ago.

Is is “possible” there is a cover up? Yes. Is it probable? Not as much.

Is Obama a Commie sympathizer? WITH OUT A DOUBT!


11 posted on 02/23/2010 8:16:46 PM PST by mylife (Opinions: $1.00 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: Goreknowshowtocheat
Excellent opportunity to segway into a conversation about confirmation bias.
12 posted on 02/23/2010 8:17:29 PM PST by 1rudeboy
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To: parsifal
"...slurping down a little ? lime and gin..." ;-)
13 posted on 02/23/2010 8:17:44 PM PST by verity (Obama Lies)
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To: parsifal

The intention of this post is to deflect attention from Butterdezillion’s earlier post today: “DOH indirectly confirms: Factcheck COLB date filed and certificate number impossible”


14 posted on 02/23/2010 8:17:44 PM PST by naturalborn
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To: 1rudeboy

Hopefully, she is an international problem, now.

parsy, who hopes the UN whisks her away


15 posted on 02/23/2010 8:19:29 PM PST by parsifal (Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
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To: PGalt

Wish Bobby Gentry could sing it. Darn it was good song they way she did it.

parsy, who recalls when it came out


16 posted on 02/23/2010 8:21:05 PM PST by parsifal (Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
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To: mylife
Why won’t she go away? Ape, who suspects Parsifal is a troll...
17 posted on 02/23/2010 8:21:05 PM PST by April Lexington (Study the constitution so you know what they are taking away!)
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To: April Lexington

Parsy is no troll


18 posted on 02/23/2010 8:21:57 PM PST by mylife (Opinions: $1.00 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: April Lexington
This interface sucks.... BECAUSE SHE UNDERSTANDS WHAT OBAMA AND HIS PUPPET MASTERS ARE DOING TO US...

Ape, who suspects Parcifal is a troll...

19 posted on 02/23/2010 8:22:58 PM PST by April Lexington (Study the constitution so you know what they are taking away!)
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To: verity

I am aware of no standards regarding the size of limes. Oh, wait, you mean the drinks.....Dang...I’m Busted!

parsy


20 posted on 02/23/2010 8:23:33 PM PST by parsifal (Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
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To: parsifal

What does David Brock think about your witty ditty?


21 posted on 02/23/2010 8:24:10 PM PST by egannacht (Inalienable rights granted by...)
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To: parsifal

In case some of the younger freepers never heard the song, Ode to Billy Joe, here it is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZt5Q-u4crc

parsy, who loved it


22 posted on 02/23/2010 8:25:50 PM PST by parsifal (Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
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To: April Lexington

Obama is a willing figurehead. He is a sympathizer.

But I doubt that he was selected as a child in swaddling clothes to be the figurehead.

Obama is in this up to his eyes. He is more than a puppet.


23 posted on 02/23/2010 8:26:43 PM PST by mylife (Opinions: $1.00 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: parsifal

Now if you could only these words to the tune of “Crazy” by Patsy Cline, that would be perfect.


24 posted on 02/23/2010 8:27:54 PM PST by bigbob
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To: April Lexington

Troll? No, I have guns, and a four wheel drive truck. A Rebel flag, somewhere. A trailer, or movable living unit, as I now call it. I drink redneck drinks like Dr. Pepper and Parrot Bay Rum.

parsy, who says, there! Did I pass?


25 posted on 02/23/2010 8:28:58 PM PST by parsifal (Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
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To: bigbob

Actually, that’s a good idea. Crazy.

parsy, who will start drinking, er uh thinking


26 posted on 02/23/2010 8:30:11 PM PST by parsifal (Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
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To: bigbob

Actually, that’s a good idea. Crazy.

parsy, who will start drinking, er uh thinking


27 posted on 02/23/2010 8:30:11 PM PST by parsifal (Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
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To: mylife

Linda did not release squat.. If she did anything, why don’t we know what hospital? Why does one of our Freepers who spoke with Obama in the early days in Hawaii remember him confessing to being born in Africa??????


28 posted on 02/23/2010 8:31:26 PM PST by Goreknowshowtocheat
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To: parsifal
No

Ape, who's been sniffin pinks for longer than Parcy's been alive. Nice try...

29 posted on 02/23/2010 8:33:03 PM PST by April Lexington (Study the constitution so you know what they are taking away!)
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To: naturalborn

I was on that one two. I thought buckeye texan had y’all straightened out on that....

parsy, who is ducking for cover!


30 posted on 02/23/2010 8:33:08 PM PST by parsifal (Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
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To: Goreknowshowtocheat

So Republican Gov Lingle was in on the cover up?


31 posted on 02/23/2010 8:33:14 PM PST by mylife (Opinions: $1.00 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: parsifal

That’s spectacular, parsy! Well done!


32 posted on 02/23/2010 8:34:39 PM PST by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
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To: mylife

She would rather have a President from HI than release the facts of her study. What we have is an absence of documents and it has always been so. There are no facts just opinions and bashing.


33 posted on 02/23/2010 8:35:28 PM PST by Goreknowshowtocheat
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To: mylife

Van Jones is back???

parsy, who missed it


34 posted on 02/23/2010 8:35:31 PM PST by parsifal (Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
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To: mylife

Heck...half the GOP will not let the subject be discussed and they are more than happy to call you names if you ask.


35 posted on 02/23/2010 8:37:45 PM PST by Goreknowshowtocheat
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To: mylife
Wish it were true. I saw what they were doing in Chicago in the 1960's Remember that old movie The Boys of Brazil? Hollywood didn't pull that theme out of its, er...ear... These kids were groomed from youth to be the new vanguard. Clinton chickened out but Obama is so full of hatred of whites and capitalism that he will work to destroy this country. He's real, folks and so are his masters...

Ape, who knows...

36 posted on 02/23/2010 8:37:50 PM PST by April Lexington (Study the constitution so you know what they are taking away!)
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To: naturalborn

The intention of this post is to deflect attention from Butterdezillion’s earlier post today: “DOH indirectly confirms: Factcheck COLB date filed and certificate number impossible”


That was my first thought also


37 posted on 02/23/2010 8:37:59 PM PST by roving
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To: egannacht

I never net the guy> Will he pay me for it? If so, I also got one called “Obamaville”

parsy, who can’t be bought, but could be rented


38 posted on 02/23/2010 8:39:23 PM PST by parsifal (Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
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To: parsifal

Great tune, parsy. Thanks for the link. Too bad Orly couldn’t cause Barry to jump.


39 posted on 02/23/2010 8:41:00 PM PST by PGalt
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To: Goreknowshowtocheat

I don’t know how much clearer I can make my feelings on this matter.

This BC thing is a diversion.
Meanwhile Obama is getting a pass on his very REAL and documented Communist links.

All his mentors where Commies, his cabinet is stuffed with Commies and we are to believe none of it rubbed off?

He is on tape disavowing the Constitution, He is nationalizing the banks, the manufacturing, The Health system, and we are off in the rabbit hole chasing a BC that he by law doesn’t have to show us the details of due to privacy matters.

All the BC thing does is lets the DEMs holler “look they are nuts!”


40 posted on 02/23/2010 8:41:54 PM PST by mylife (Opinions: $1.00 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: parsifal

David Brock runs Media Matters


41 posted on 02/23/2010 8:41:58 PM PST by egannacht (Inalienable rights granted by...)
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To: April Lexington

Uh maybe not. Were you alive when Kennedy got shot?

parsy, who was and one day has to do a post about it for historical reasons, because what happened where he lived—you never hear about. . . .


42 posted on 02/23/2010 8:42:12 PM PST by parsifal (Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
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To: parsifal
Yes....

Ape, who will never forget the look on Lee Harvey Oswald's face as Jack drilled him...

43 posted on 02/23/2010 8:44:04 PM PST by April Lexington (Study the constitution so you know what they are taking away!)
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To: mylife

Well, your feelings are nice but just send me the docs. I want my Constitution back. Political advantage is not my particular expertise.


44 posted on 02/23/2010 8:44:13 PM PST by Goreknowshowtocheat
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To: Goreknowshowtocheat

I want the Constitution back too.


45 posted on 02/23/2010 8:45:32 PM PST by mylife (Opinions: $1.00 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: parsifal
APE, who wishes Parcy would post that information... The left has been active here for quite some time.
46 posted on 02/23/2010 8:45:39 PM PST by April Lexington (Study the constitution so you know what they are taking away!)
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To: parsifal

I enjoyed it, Parsy.


47 posted on 02/23/2010 8:46:19 PM PST by Winstons Julia (The liberal mantra: Never enough.)
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To: parsifal
when Kennedy got shot

I suspect Kennedy didn't "get" shot. I suspect he WAS shot...

48 posted on 02/23/2010 8:47:16 PM PST by April Lexington (Study the constitution so you know what they are taking away!)
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To: April Lexington

OK, were you alive when Sputnik got launched?

parsy, who was


49 posted on 02/23/2010 8:47:35 PM PST by parsifal (Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
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To: parsifal

I remember hiding under my desk...


50 posted on 02/23/2010 8:49:09 PM PST by April Lexington (Study the constitution so you know what they are taking away!)
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