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Police: Confused men try to rob Md. funeral home
AP via boston.com ^
| Dec 1, 2009
Posted on 12/01/2009 1:19:05 PM PST by posterchild
PRINCE FREDERICK, Md.—Calvert County authorities are searching for two men who tried to rob a funeral home that they may have mistaken for a bank. Police said the men robbed Lee Funeral Home, next to a PNC Bank, in Owings on Monday. Lt. Steve Jones of the Calvert Investigative Team said an employee told the suspects they weren't in a bank.
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: confused; funeral; home; maryland; men; napl; police; rob
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
12/01/2009 1:23:23 PM PST
by
Fiddlstix
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To: posterchild
Confused men try to rob Md. funeral home, end up stiffed.
To: posterchild
And the congregation sang “I got no Body...”
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posted on
12/01/2009 2:23:15 PM PST
by
Colvin
(Harry Reid is a sap sucking idiot.)
To: posterchild
Mrs. jimfree was suggesting that they were looking for cold hard cash.
I don’t know this particular Lee Funeral Home, but I’ve seen others that look like they might be banks. Of course once can read the sign and know for sure.
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posted on
12/01/2009 3:16:01 PM PST
by
jimfree
(In 2012 Sarah Palin will continue to have more relevant quality executive experience than B. Obama.)
To: jimfree
Other articles feature one of the employees stating that they are often (weekly) confused with the next door bank as they look alike.
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posted on
12/01/2009 3:35:43 PM PST
by
posterchild
(Endowed by my Creator with certain unalienable rights.)
To: posterchild
To: posterchild
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posted on
12/01/2009 3:54:00 PM PST
by
Grim
(I'M VOTING FOR SARAH.)
To: Fiddlstix; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
They were dying to get in.
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posted on
12/01/2009 4:50:08 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(Jew, conservative, and proud supporter of Israel.)
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As a result, banks are going to start playing a constant soundtrack of funeral home music to confuse would-be thieves.
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posted on
12/01/2009 5:03:18 PM PST
by
SunkenCiv
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To: posterchild
They thought the funeral home had a vault too.
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posted on
12/01/2009 5:38:10 PM PST
by
Redcitizen
(Zartan for President 2012)
To: Slings and Arrows
Cut them a break. They’re obviously too stupid to get any kind of work, so they have to rob whatever they can.
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posted on
12/02/2009 4:39:20 AM PST
by
TheOldLady
(No more global baloneyism!! -- Jim Thompson!)
To: TheOldLady
They must need a stimulus bill.
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posted on
12/02/2009 6:43:42 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(Jew, conservative, and proud supporter of Israel.)
To: posterchild
As Charles Murray pointed out years ago, any realistic attempt to deal with career criminals has to take into account the fact that their average IQ is in the 80s.
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posted on
12/02/2009 6:48:26 AM PST
by
Interesting Times
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To: Slings and Arrows
Yes. I’ll get right on that. Now. Really. What???
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posted on
12/02/2009 7:01:53 AM PST
by
TheOldLady
(No more global baloneyism!! -- Jim Thompson!)
To: posterchild
ALL RIGHT, NOBODY MOVE!!!! THIS IS A STICK UP!!
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posted on
12/02/2009 7:06:10 AM PST
by
Pistolshot
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