Posted on 11/09/2009 12:37:42 PM PST by traumer
It’s an Obama infomercial! No, a Lesbian Night on the Fox channel? Wait, it’s a soft porn comedy hour on a major American television network. Actually, it's none of the above. It’s the premiere of the Wanda Sykes Show, a new one-hour program competing in the late night lineup. But at this juncture, it’s hard to tell what the show really is.
The much buzzed “late-night show by the first gay black woman” with warnings of adult language and content conjures up an array of possibilities. Sadly, none of them really go anywhere in this perplexing presentation masquerading as hip.
One thing is certain: this must be the first time in American history that a television “talk show host” has announced her purpose as the defender of a sitting president. “The Obama’s are all too placid to get up in people’s faces. That’s why I’m here,” announced Sykes in the seemingly unending monologue of her first show. Huh?
The premiere opens via doctored Larry King Live footage with an attack on conservative political commentator Anne Coulter and her batting eyelashes. Confused? There’s likely something wrong with you if you’re not.
And the talk in this talk show - other than Wanda’s - is minimal. Comedian Keith Robinson, Wanda’s sidekick, stands with her at a high table while they discuss yet another Obama incident. A young black woman, standing next to Obama in a video of a Virginia campaign event, seems to be mouthing the words, “I’m gonna rape you”.
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She’s a piece of cr**. Don’t want her in my life or living room.
Wanda Sykes is truly one of the most despicable pieces of subhuman filth around. Spewing rabid left-wing vitriol with that nasally nails-on-the-chalkboard screech of a voice, how her crap passes as “comedy” is beyond me.
Why izzit that every Lesbian “comedian” is always so angry? My wife surfed past a Jewish lesbian comedian last night, and after about 5 minutes, she turned it off, admitting that she wasn’t very funny.
And she was fugly, too!
Sadly, none of them really go anywhere in this perplexing presentation masquerading as hip.
Ouch, thats going to leave a mark. Yea, she is unwatchable. Too bad the comedy and music clubs are all gay today, or we would develop real broad based entertainers. What we get is hip hop crap, and identity comedy. Wow, laugh - haha - real funny.
She’s the black lesbian version of Margaret Cho... simply put... just not funny.
Don’t believe the Playboy image of lipstick lesbians - go to a dyke bar and find out for yourself. Fat, ugly, angry and dressed in flannel - don’t know why they call them gay.
.....so Fox expanded America's Most Wanted to five nights a week.
bada-BING!
"Everyone Knows I'm the Rudest Crudest Homo Bitch Around!"
Going to go out on a limb here and predict that this “show” has about the same self-life as Rosie O’Donell’s last pathetic attempt at relevance...
If old Wanda was a white woman, she couldn’t get arrested.
Let’s face it, she stinks the place out.
Ugh.
Wanda Sykes 2009:
One thing is certain: this must be the first time in American history that a television “talk show host” has announced her purpose as the defender of a sitting president. “The Obama’s are all too placid to get up in people’s faces. That’s why I’m here,” announced Sykes in the seemingly unending monologue of her first show. Huh?
Wanda Sykes 2008:
Sykes says she’s supporting Obama, but she admits there is a downside to his winning the election. "I’m worried, because if [Obama] wins, black people are going to have to come up with another excuse. You can’t blame The Man when you are The Man."
She forgot her 2008 observation and is still using the 2007 playbook.
Not long ago she stated she wished someone would die, just can’t remember who, SENIOR MOMENT.
I do know she is a b*tch.
Would never watch her.
but but but Fox is right-wing... < /sarc >
Get it while you can...
Jackie is now doing weekly video commentary for World Net Daily, the largest, independent online newspaper.
and
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and
Jackie Mason tells it like it is on his nationally syndicated show, transmitted directly from the heart of New York City. As usual, Jackie's not holding anything back — the same gutsy, "no holds barred" delivery that won him his Tony and Emmy Awards can now be heard on Sunday nights from 7:00 pm to 9:00 pm EST. Leave it to Jackie to tell it to you straight, everything else is just talk.
This show will go nowhere. She’s absolutely not funny. I flipped the channel and saw her making fun of Ann’s eyelashes. She put on two paper, huge eyelashes on and blinked them. This is comedy? Her big knock was Ann blinking her eyes? I hope you crash as badly as Obama is, Wanda.
Bring back MADTV!
“One thing is certain: this must be the first time in American history that a television “talk show host” has announced her purpose as the defender of a sitting president. “The Obama’s are all too placid to get up in people’s faces. That’s why I’m here,” announced Sykes in the seemingly unending monologue of her first show.”
So liberal radio and cable doesn’t work, so we now get another cheezy lib talk show to “defend” O?
You make my point. When Jackie came up - he played to Jewish, Irish, WASPs, blacks, and every other ethnic racial group around and found a way to be funny. These clymers are funny only to a self identifying sub group. The concept of hip is long ago gone away. Its really nothing more than inbreds laughing at their dogs humping one another.
She is the rug munching mutt who wants Rush Limbaugh’s kidneys to fail - she stated that wish at the White House in obama’s presence. Everyone laughed heartily and applauded.
It’s not a show.
It’s a thumb jabbed in a majority of the viewing public’s eye.
watched by very few.
click.
The counterculture of 1958-1968 is the establishment of today.
They went after the Church, “the Flag”, marriages, sexual monogamy, and 9-5 living. Now they are in charge. We have undergone a cultural revolution. What did they bring to replace it with? Societal ills and Socialist “solutions”.
Barack Obama acted stupidly.
Never heard of her show , I thought maybe her kidneys had failed. Hey theres a skit she can pretend her kidneys are failing for a laugh!
Well, somebody's bound to ask so it might as well be me. What are you doing hanging out in dyke bars? Were you lost, drunk or just trying to get lucky?
Or all three?
It’s just another hour where I will be watching something else.
When you go to the zoo, don’t you look at the monkeys? Curiousity and a flagrant heterosexual interest in all things feminine. Sadly, as I stated, there is no feminine there, there. Its Butch city in flannel and denim. I think some of them grow a better moustache than I do.
It’s like people who visit S.F. and spend all their time in the Castro district, then complain that they saw a lot of homosexuals.
:^)
She’s gay? Shoot, dang it all to heck. Another vacated womb. I may not like her politics, but she’s smart and good-looking and dang it she should marry some good man and have children.
is there anything they don't know?
I like it. Her program will bring relevance, credibility and gravitas to the struggling Obama image.
You must be thinking of someone else, she is two arm coyote ugly, and please don't encourage her to breed.
take the beer goggles off........she is darn UGLY, and let’s pray she doesn’t reproduce. btw, it’s NOT intelligent to say you hope Rush’s kidneys fail...and it’s not funny either.
Too late bvw ....
Wanda Sykes, 44, and her wife Alex wed in California, October 2008, joined the growing ranks of gay parents, as these first-time moms celebrated the birth of twins. Sykes has described herself “proud to be a woman, proud to be a black woman and proud to be gay” — and now she can be proud to be a gay black mom as well.
Then why did she "marry" the white prize?
Dang, that ain’t right.
Wanda Sykes: When Affirmative Action imposes itself on Comedy.
I seldom pay any attention to celebrities, but I did happen to see an item about this skank. Before getting into showbiz, she worked for NSA. I’m wondering how she ever got a security clearance. She’s a toilet-tonsiled waste of sperm.
It was Judy Gold,right?
Didn't watch long enough to catch the skank's name. Not that I'd waste brain cells attempting to remember its name!!
It was on the other night when I came in and she alternates between being infuriatingly condescending about anyone to the right of Lenin, crude, and BORRRRRRRRRING. Most of the time, she’s on the third thing.
No, no. This is Wanda Sykes we're talking about.
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