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What to get your Congressman for Christmas (Satire)
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Posted on 11/07/2009 4:54:33 PM PST by drinktheobamakoolaid

If your Congressman or Congresswoman decides to vote for the health bill, send them a copy of "Job Hunting for Dummies" Maybe then they can get the classifieds out when they come home for Christmas recess. A link to Amazon is above...


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1 posted on 11/07/2009 4:54:33 PM PST by drinktheobamakoolaid
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To: drinktheobamakoolaid

How about “two in the hat” as they say in Boston?


2 posted on 11/07/2009 4:58:17 PM PST by MIchaelTArchangel (DEFUND THE FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE NOW!)
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To: drinktheobamakoolaid

Just sent them the actual job classifieds from their local paper. That is if there are any jobs listed.


3 posted on 11/07/2009 4:58:33 PM PST by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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To: drinktheobamakoolaid

I’m not sure I want to spend $4.69 a piece on the scum.


4 posted on 11/07/2009 5:01:33 PM PST by alice_in_bubbaland (Markets and Marxists Don't Mix! Audit the FED NOW!)
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To: drinktheobamakoolaid

Send them a chunk of coal in Christmas stocking, along with a note attached telling them why you will be working and voting against them.


5 posted on 11/07/2009 5:02:38 PM PST by GloriaJane (http://www.last.fm/user/GloriaJane)
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To: MIchaelTArchangel

How about “two in the head” as they say in the Marines.


6 posted on 11/07/2009 5:02:46 PM PST by fuzzybutt
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To: fuzzybutt

Fuzzy, I think they mean the same thing. But Bostonians have always (at least during my lifetime—which dates back to the Truman years) always worn caps or hats. And most of those caps and hats need to be destroyed too as they are as ugly as the people wearing them. If you doubt how ugly the people in Boston are, just go to www.house.gov and check out the members of the Massachusetts delegation who represent the Boston area. I hate to say this, but Blarney the Flank may be the best looking one of the lot.


7 posted on 11/07/2009 5:06:56 PM PST by MIchaelTArchangel (DEFUND THE FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE NOW!)
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To: drinktheobamakoolaid

8 posted on 11/07/2009 5:08:04 PM PST by Kirkwood
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To: drinktheobamakoolaid

Considering it’s congress critters, if you want something from them, I suggest cash.


9 posted on 11/07/2009 5:14:38 PM PST by Dr.Zoidberg (Warning: Sarcasm/humor is always engaged. Failure to recognize this may lead to misunderstandings.)
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To: drinktheobamakoolaid

It won’t do any good, remember their “Retirement Plan” gives them their congressional salary with COLA’s for the rest of their lives, after serving one term.


10 posted on 11/07/2009 5:24:34 PM PST by anoldafvet (Proud Member of the Un-American Domestic Terrorist Movement)
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To: drinktheobamakoolaid

In honor of cap and tax, how about a lump of coal imported from China?


11 posted on 11/07/2009 5:43:31 PM PST by Thirteen
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