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Brazilian man turns up alive at his own funeral
metro.co.uk ^ | Nov. 5, 2009 | TOM PHILLIPS

Posted on 11/06/2009 5:28:06 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY

A Brazilian man who was thought to have been killed in a car crash shocked his mourning family when he turned up alive at his funeral.

Relatives of bricklayer Ademir Jorge Goncalves, 59, had identified him as the victim of a car crash on Sunday night, police said.

As is customary in Brazil, the funeral was held the following day.

What family members didn't know was that Goncalves had actually spent the night at a truck stop drinking a sugarcane liquor known as cachaca with friends.

He did not get word about his own funeral until it was already happening on Monday morning - at which point he rushed to the funeral to let family members know he was not as dead as they thought.

'The corpse was badly disfigured, but dressed in similar clothing,' said a police spokesman in the town of Santo Antonio da Platina, southern Brazil. 'People are afraid to look for very long when they identify bodies, and I think that is what happened in this case.'

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1 posted on 11/06/2009 5:28:06 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY
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To: Free ThinkerNY
A Brazilian man who was thought to have been killed in a car crash shocked his mourning family when he turned up alive at his funeral.

His name was Huck Finn.

2 posted on 11/06/2009 5:30:50 PM PST by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

cool trick. I’m not sure even Houdini could have pulled it off.


3 posted on 11/06/2009 5:35:37 PM PST by the invisib1e hand ("allah akbar" is hate speech. And the Yankees are No. 1.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

He was dead. But he got better.


4 posted on 11/06/2009 5:39:46 PM PST by JoeMac ("Dats all I can stands 'cuz I can't stands no more!'' Popeye The SailorMan)
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To: JoeMac
He was dead. But he got better.

He was only nearly departed.
5 posted on 11/06/2009 5:41:45 PM PST by aruanan
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To: JoeMac
at which point he rushed to the funeral to let family members know he was not as dead as they thought.

So if he's not AS dead as they thought, is he only partly dead, or un-dead? How does this work?

6 posted on 11/06/2009 5:44:55 PM PST by Repeat Offender (While the wicked stand confounded, call me with Thy Saints surrounded)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Wow, that guy’s relatives couldn’t wait for him to be dead. They really really wanted him to be dead really really bad.


7 posted on 11/06/2009 6:02:44 PM PST by mamelukesabre (Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
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To: SIDENET

He should’ve shambled up to the mourners like a zombie, with his head cocked to cocked to one side and tongue hanging out for effect.


8 posted on 11/06/2009 6:13:06 PM PST by Spirochete (Texas is an anagram for Taxes)
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To: Repeat Offender

To ‘’aruanan’’ Yes, he was ‘’nearly departed’’. Just a little bit dead. And to Repeat Offender’’, “So if he’s not AS dead...’’ Well, he’s not-not dead.


9 posted on 11/06/2009 6:47:35 PM PST by JoeMac ("Dats all I can stands 'cuz I can't stands no more!'' Popeye The SailorMan)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

The family of the dead guy are in for a sad surprise.


10 posted on 11/06/2009 8:11:22 PM PST by AussieJoe
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Family of the alive guy to the family of the dead guy: “we have some good news, and we have some bad news...”


11 posted on 11/06/2009 8:13:26 PM PST by AussieJoe
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And to Repeat Offender’’, “So if he’s not AS dead...’’ Well, he’s not-not dead.

Well I got it on good authority.... Whoopie Goldberg said he wasn't "dead-dead" and 0bama said the doctors acted "stupidly" and shouldn't have "jumped to conclusions."

12 posted on 11/07/2009 5:21:53 PM PST by Repeat Offender (While the wicked stand confounded, call me with Thy Saints surrounded)
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