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Bricklayer Shows Up At His Own Funeral in Brazil
APReport ^ | November 04, 2009

Posted on 11/04/2009 2:38:29 PM PST by Steelfish

Bricklayer Shows Up At His Own Funeral in Brazil

59-year-old shocks mourners who believed they were burying crash victim

Nov. 4, 2009 RIO DE JANEIRO - A Brazilian bricklayer reportedly killed in a car crash shocked his mourning family by showing up alive at his funeral.

Relatives of Ademir Jorge Goncalves, 59, had identified him as the victim of a Sunday night car crash in Parana state in southern Brazil, police said.

As is customary in Brazil, the funeral was held the following day, which happened to be the holiday of Finados, when Brazilians visit cemeteries to honor the dead.

What family members didn't know was that Goncalves had spent the night at a truck stop talking with friends over drinks of a sugarcane liquor known as cachaca, his niece Rosa Sampaio told the O Globo newspaper. He did not get word about his own funeral until it was already happening Monday morning.

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1 posted on 11/04/2009 2:38:29 PM PST by Steelfish
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To: Steelfish

Was his family glad to see him or were they disappointed?


2 posted on 11/04/2009 2:41:31 PM PST by 1776 Reborn
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To: Steelfish

I’ve always wondered what it would be like to show up at my funeral. (Alive).


3 posted on 11/04/2009 2:47:14 PM PST by goseminoles
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To: Steelfish

“A Brazilian bricklayer...”

They are an unpredictable and erratic bunch.


4 posted on 11/04/2009 2:51:08 PM PST by bricklayer
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To: Steelfish

It’s a masonic conspiracy!


5 posted on 11/04/2009 2:54:10 PM PST by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem.)
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To: bricklayer

LOL! Almost any South American bricklayer?


6 posted on 11/04/2009 2:57:43 PM PST by Steelfish
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To: Steelfish

7 posted on 11/04/2009 3:09:32 PM PST by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: Steelfish

bricklayers in general.


8 posted on 11/04/2009 3:15:58 PM PST by bricklayer
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To: Steelfish; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows

Hold muh cachaca PING


9 posted on 11/04/2009 3:16:36 PM PST by a fool in paradise (I refuse to "reduce my carbon footprint" all while Lenin remains in an airconditioned shrine)
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To: bricklayer

How long does it take to lay a brazillion bricks?


10 posted on 11/04/2009 3:17:29 PM PST by a fool in paradise (I refuse to "reduce my carbon footprint" all while Lenin remains in an airconditioned shrine)
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To: a fool in paradise

I’ve always wanted to do that!


11 posted on 11/04/2009 3:48:24 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Steelfish

Shades of Tom Sawyer...


12 posted on 11/04/2009 3:52:16 PM PST by Ronin (Better an avowed enemy in front of me than a potential traitor beside me. NO RINOS!)
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To: bricklayer

I have a friend in his 50s who has worked in all phases of construction over they years. For some reason, his...saltier..stories were always about the bricklayers. I told him every time I see a brick wall now, I have to laugh.


13 posted on 11/04/2009 3:58:38 PM PST by ktscarlett66 (Face it girls....I'm older and I have more insurance....)
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To: Steelfish

Man I would screw with so many people in that situation. A little flour on the face, a little tap-tap-tap and my nose against the window here and there at 2 am, a couple of raspy phone calls...


14 posted on 11/04/2009 4:09:10 PM PST by jiggyboy (Ten per cent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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To: a fool in paradise

“How long does it take to lay a brazillion bricks?”

longer then it takes obama to spend a gazillion dollars.


15 posted on 11/04/2009 4:47:42 PM PST by bricklayer
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
I hope to be late to my own funeral.


16 posted on 11/04/2009 4:49:13 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
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To: ktscarlett66

“I told him every time I see a brick wall now, I have to laugh.”

that’s usually the case.


17 posted on 11/04/2009 4:50:01 PM PST by bricklayer
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To: bricklayer
longer then it takes obama to spend a gazillion dollars.

Ah.

An hour.

Thanks.

18 posted on 11/04/2009 4:52:30 PM PST by EternalVigilance (Conservatives didn't send a message to Republicans in NY-23 -The GOP sent a message to conservatives)
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To: EternalVigilance

“An hour.”

if that.


19 posted on 11/04/2009 4:57:40 PM PST by bricklayer
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To: bricklayer

On the weekends.

At 3 am.


20 posted on 11/04/2009 5:01:58 PM PST by EternalVigilance (Conservatives didn't send a message to Republicans in NY-23 -The GOP sent a message to conservatives)
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To: Daffynition

Best pic post of the day!


21 posted on 11/04/2009 5:28:31 PM PST by Steelfish
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To: Steelfish

Hmm, would be interesting to learn which relatives could barely wait till I reached room temperature before claiming the spoils...


22 posted on 11/05/2009 5:42:18 AM PST by Titan Magroyne (Freedom is taken, not given.)
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