Posted on 11/04/2009 2:27:37 PM PST by Justaham
Jessica Simpson and Dolly Parton have found more to bond over than their blonde locks and country crooning. The famously busty pair found common ground this week over the difficulties of having an ample bosom.
"Aahhh chiropractor... Hurts so good :-) you lug these around and see if your back don't hurt!" Parton, 63, posted to her Twitter account Monday morning.
Simpson, 29, a longtime fan of Parton's, responded to the tweet with an "Amen sister :)."
(Excerpt) Read more at cnn.com ...
I’ll carry them for ya, ladies!!!
Thread.
Useless.
Pics.
Five minutes later, she comes back out, checks her mail again only to see that it's still empty, and goes back in.
The third time she comes out, the man asks her, "Excuse me, is there a problem?"
The blonde replies, "Darn right there's a problem! My computer keeps on telling me 'I've got mail'!"
A. When 4 blondes meet at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection!
No one ever told me that was an option.
Poor Jim Rob. This one thread (with pics) alone could eat enough bandwidth to support 1000 normal threads.
This conversation continued, always with the blonde's same response. The attendant got so upset that she went to the captain and told him about the blonde. The captain went and whispered something in the blonde's ear and the blonde immeadiately got up and went to her seat in coach.
The attendant asked the captain how he got the stubborn blonde to move. He said, "I just told her that this part of the plane wasn't going to New York."
I understand the Jessica Simpson is a Republican. Wouldn’t that make HER the titular head of the Republican party?
The GOPs kind of much, how about she start with the Silicon Valley first.
Can I give you a hand with that, lady?
I've no idea...
However, I am absolutely sure that "Titular Heads" is a great name for a rock band!
And I always thought that her legs and waist were her best features. Those boobs are ridiculous...anything more than a D cup is too much (IMHO).
This guy I know once found himself on the horns of a conundrum. He was in love with three beautiful women, each of whom were just as in love with him. He had to choose which one to marry, so he devised a test. He’s give each $5,000, and whoever could make the best return on investment, he’d marry.
He gave them each a $5K check and agreed to see what happened in 6 months.
The first gal came to him in 6 months and gave him a check for $10,000. “I invested in a really good fund my brother told me about, and I got 100% ROI in 6 months!”
The second came with another check for $10,000, and said, “I know a guy going into business, he was desperate because he had customers lined up. I lent him the $5K, and he returned me the $10K in 6 months!”
The third came in, and handed him a check for $10,000. “I speculated on the oil spot-market and made a killing.”
Well, this did not help my friend one bit. All three beautiful women had fared exactly the same in the test he gave!
So he married the one with the biggest breasts.
I once dated a girl who was really really pretty. She was only five feet tall and had a near perfect body. The only thing was I noticed she was slightly stoop shouldered.
Now she was not as big as Dolly but still rather large. One day it dawned on me why she leaned forward.
“Those boobs are ridiculous...anything more than a D cup is too much (IMHO).” -— True, but only if they’re store bought.
A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, “Can you tell me how long it’ll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?” The agent replies, “Just a minute...” “Thank you,” the blonde says, and hangs up.
After viewing this thread I’d be real nervous about calling Delta and asking for “two tickets to Pittsburgh.”
“Jessica never tries to be sexy”
Yeah right. Spoken like a true father!
BTW- I’d hit it. I’m just sayin’.
Large breast are overated and painful. I got mine reduced and way happier and less pain!
Anything more than a mouth full is wasted.
Good looking girl.......
In my opinion
Mounds of fun, over here...
I have a relative, female of course, who had the surgery.
She is much happier and with no pain.
ping
I’d offer my services to help hold ‘em up (Jessie’s, not Dolly’s).
+1 (NNSFW)
Gentlemen: This thread is a complete bust. But totally uplifting, to be sure. sd
Mine divorced me, I really miss them.
A blonde was in the Emergency Room. The doctor walked in and noticed two large bandages on her ears, one for each ear.
The doctor said, “What happened?”
The blonde said, “Well, I wanted to make a phone call, but I thought that the iron was the telephone...so I put it up to my left ear, and...”
“Ok, I get it,” the doctor said. “But what happened to the other ear?”
“Well,” said the blonde, “when I got hurt, I dialed 9-1-1...”
>>>you lug these around and see if your back don’t hurt!
A character (Jenny Juggs) from last night’s episode of Nip/Tuck. A triumph of the art of special effects and appliances expert Tom Floutz.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef01156f260f02970c-pi
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