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What's the weather, what to wear? Obama helps you everywhere!
Obama-weather.com ^ | Nov 2 2009 | Paschenko & Talmacheu

Posted on 11/03/2009 9:58:54 PM PST by Daffynition

How does it work?

Our site gets a detailed weather report from a weather.com service, analyses a relation of temperature, humidity, strength of wind and some other characteristics and, finally visualizes the most comfortable set of clothes to wear this day.

Why do you need it?

You don't have to check your thermometer anytime you go out in order to decide what clothes to wear. No more 'let's look out of the window to see what people wear today' or go out to the balcony to feel if the clothes you've chosen is ok not to get freezed or hot. All you need is to check what Obama or his friends wear.

Moreover, obama-weather.com can become your major adviser while planning a business trip or a vacation journey. You'll always know for sure what type of clothes you should take with you.

We also have a special night indicator — just put cursor over it to see whether you'll need all that heap of clothes or a t-shirt with shorts will be just ok.

Zen. What's that?

That is the most laconic weather report in the world. Our system recognizes your city. And then clearly defines the weather for you - either it is bad or good. Or may be perfect? It's easy to check!



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1 posted on 11/03/2009 9:58:54 PM PST by Daffynition
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To: Bender

Also available are reports by Bender, House and Angelina.


2 posted on 11/03/2009 10:00:11 PM PST by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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I love the one someone did with Barrow as the locale......


3 posted on 11/03/2009 10:05:24 PM PST by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: Daffynition
Have YOU accepted Barack H. Obama as your personal savior? (mmm, mmm, mmm)

Cheers!

4 posted on 11/03/2009 10:10:52 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers
It is written


5 posted on 11/03/2009 10:16:10 PM PST by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: Daffynition
Don't forget! as the weather cools to whip out your official Obamite Gas Saving Tire Gauge and check those tires.

If you haven't already, beat the rush and make sure to dump that old spring/summer air out of the tires and fill them with crisp, fresh, fall/winter air for optimum driving efficiency in the coming cooler months...


do I really need to say /s?

6 posted on 11/03/2009 10:20:25 PM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: Smokin' Joe

7 posted on 11/03/2009 10:30:23 PM PST by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: Daffynition

Does algore know about this?


8 posted on 11/03/2009 10:55:19 PM PST by Kirkwood
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To: Smokin' Joe

WHAT? Waste perfectly good air? We recycle our tire air.


9 posted on 11/04/2009 6:05:20 AM PST by Big Giant Head (Running my computer bare naked for over a year with no infections at all.)
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To: Kirkwood

10 posted on 11/04/2009 1:54:18 PM PST by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: Big Giant Head
WHAT? Waste perfectly good air? We recycle our tire air

LOL! We rotate ours! (in the tire, of course).

11 posted on 11/04/2009 5:17:10 PM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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