How many people does it take to change a light bulb in the Obama administration?

DannyTN | 11/01/09 | DannyTN

[DannyTN]

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in the Obama Administration?

1. One Obama to blame the Bush administration for all darkness.

2. One Rahm Emanual to threaten MSM not to report that a light bulb is out.
3. One White House Spokesperson to say Fox News is not a News Organization for having reported that the light bulb is out.
4. A team of 30 internet bloggers to deny on the internet that the light bulb is out.

5. One terrorist Bill Ayers to write a feel good book about how Obama’s father dreamed of changing light bulbs.

6. One Light Bulb Recovery Czar to provide incentives to buy light bulbs you were going to buy anyway.
7. One Light Blub Czar to provide bailouts to light bulb companies
8. One Pay Czar to reduce the management salaries at light bulb companies who took the bailouts.
9. One Energy and Environment Czar to implement cap and trade and shut down viable sources of energy so that no one can afford the electricity to use light bulbs in the future.
10. One Green Jobs Czar to push for mercury filled light bulbs in the name of carbon dioxide reduction.
11. One intelligence Czar to release classified secrets about light bulbs in attempts to embarrass the Bush administration.
12. One science Czar to explain how light bulbs cause global warming.
13. One Stimulus Accountability Czar to make sure that stimulus money allocated to pork light bulb projects, sex light bulb studies, light bulb condoms, and inefficient light bulb projects that will require funding long after the stimulus plan, is not instead wasted on other wasteful projects.
14. One TARP Czar to bailout light bulbs that are going to burn out anyway.
15. One Technology Czar to make sure that all light bulbs are under government control.
16. One Terrorism Czar to alert local police to be on the lookout for Christians, Obama critics and veterans and to be prepared to take their light bulbs.
17. One Urban Affairs Czar to give approval to light bulb companies that contribute to his campaign.
18. One Weapons Czar to unilaterally disarm all light bulbs used by the military.
19. One WMD Policy Czar to unilaterally reduce American light bulbs.

20. One Border Czar to make sure light bulbs are freely flowing across the border in all places except San Diego.
21. One Central Region Czar to make sure that Israel doesn’t leave a light on in the West Bank or Jerusalem.
22. One Guantanamo Closure Czar to remove the light bulbs from Guantanamo as soon as possible, but not yet.

23. One School Safety Czar to teach school children why two light bulbs belong together instead of one light bulb and one socket.
24. An entire ACORN organization dedicated to getting grants for red light bulbs.

25. One very expensive law firm to fight attempts to trace the source of the light bulbs, and verify their eligibility.
26. Several members of the judiciary to state that you share the harm caused by fake light bulbs with all Americans and therefore don’t have standing, and besides only Congress can remove a fake lightbulb.

    The light bulb is still out at the White house and Obama says he is just getting started.

[DannyTN]

I know I missed a bunch of opportunities, but feel free to add.

[irishtenor]

AlGore invented the light bulb, and then wrote a book on how lightbulbs are warming the earth.

[bogusname]

Good post Danny.

[VeniVidiVici]

None. Wrong union.

[goat granny]

Thats a great list, you know Washington Bureaucracy and this admin. perfectly

[tallyhoe]

Can they change a light bulb without a Stimulus Check?

[Red Steel]

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in the Obama administration?

The dim bulbs would require a light bulb czar to figure it out.

[Yaelle]

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in the Obama administration?

Many, many people. First you have to make sure that the light bulb is in a minority hue, like red. Then you need a pipeline of electricity from an Arab nation, and an extension cord from a known local terrorist. Then you play the "red light card" on all the news networks but FOX, giving the impression that, above all else, the most important thing in the world is to turn on that red light. It's TIME for the red light. We NEED that red light! Only racists want to sit under the regular bulbs. Until soon you can fool most of the country into changing that lightbulb for you.

[GretchenB]

Good post!
It does seem that Jeffery Immelt (member of the President’s Economic Council and head of GE - maker of the worst light bulbs ever - MSNBC and NBC, etc) should have been in there somewhere. LOL

[Roccus]

ONE. Zer0 stands with with the upturned lightbulb in his hand below the socket and the world revolves around him.

[Fetid Facts]

Don’t forget the millions of taxpayers who must pay not only for the overpriced light bulb, but the salaries and benefits of all the people in the bulb changing bureacracy.

It takes a village to change a light bulb when the village is run by the village idiot.

[DannyTN]

And then there is someone to make sure that everyone insures the light bulb and that they can only obtain that light bulb insurance from the government.