U.S. Vice President Joe Biden reacts to applause as he arrives at an event to announce Fisker Automotive's intention to manufacture automobiles at the former General Motors Boxwood road assembly plant in Wilmington, Delaware October 27, 2009
Posted on 10/28/2009 1:00:02 PM PDT by Lucky9teen
Vice President Joe Biden reacts before being presented with the National Law Enforcement Memorial Fund's distinguished service award, Monday, Oct. 26, 2009, on Capitol Hill in Washington.
U.S. Vice President Joe Biden reacts to applause as he arrives at an event to announce Fisker Automotive's intention to manufacture automobiles at the former General Motors Boxwood road assembly plant in Wilmington, Delaware October 27, 2009
Biden was a brain donor, right? He’s an order of fries short of a Happy Meal.
Obummer picked the perfect dupe to be VP.
Wet flatulence?
In looks, Walter and Biden are a match. In brains, I’ll take Walter for VP instead.
“Ha, ha, ha! My boss shut down GM so you guys could make cars and give me this award! What a country! Where’s my check?!”
The perils of having a plastic surgeon who doesn't know his own strength.
Who is Fisker Automotive? What are they going to build?
"I didn't do it. Come on officers, everyone knows I don't actually do anything."
Biden quipped "No one wants to see GM's new convertible, the Pelosi, with its top down!" When no one laughed, he added "That was a joke!"
"No, wait... I'm telling it wrong... it was two midget Jews, a lesbian, and a priest...
yeah they walked into a bar, no wait they walked out of a bar...it's funny
as hell if I can remember it. I'm probably better off forgetting it though..."
No back bone, and well the other is obvious...
LOL, though, I though it looked like a rat on there, too. I attributed it to having recently read the “Possibly The Saddest Thing Ever: Rat Stuck In Sidewalk” thread here:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2372952/posts
"I can't figure it out either. All I did was call him "clean and articulate" and the next thing you know I'm Vice-President."
"Kinda odd configuration for a urinal huh guys? but when in Rome..."
"Now how did Rahm say we should answer that question on Afghanistan...? Oh hell, I'll just wing it. Barak, ... er, ... President 0, ... you know, that clean cut guy in the White House is going study General McCrystal's request for another 6 months or until we've gotten enough of our guys killed, before we make a decision on whether to pull out and leave them there."
Now,where did I leave my bottle of J.D.?
Who is Joe Biden?
"Sir, you are under arrest for impersonating a serious person."
As you get older, you'll discover never to trust a fart.
Biden: "Take a lie detector test, officers? I don't think that'd be a good idea..."
Shart
Or: “What a Shart in progress looks like”
Can describe the look or Biden
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