News of the Weird: The mainstream evolution-theory scholar who fell in love and now believes that...

News of the Weird via Yahoo! News ^ | 10/18/09 | Chuck Shepherd

[Slings and Arrows]

Love Can Mess You Up: Before Arthur David Horn met his future bride Lynette (a "metaphysical healer") in 1988, he was a tenured professor at Colorado State, with a Ph.D. in anthropology from Yale, teaching a mainstream course in human evolution. With Lynette's guidance (after a revelatory week with her in California's Trinity Mountains, searching for Bigfoot), Horn evolved, himself, resigning from Colorado State and seeking to remedy his inadequate Ivy League education. At a conference in Denver in September, Horn said he now realizes that humans come from an alien race of shape-shifting reptilians that continue to control civilization through the secretive leaders known as the Illuminati. Other panelists in Denver included enthusiasts describing their own experiences with various alien races. [Rocky Mountain Collegian, 9-28-09]

[Slings and Arrows]

Full title:

News of the Weird: The mainstream evolution-theory scholar who fell in love and now believes that we're all controlled by shape-shifting reptilians

[Slings and Arrows]

I don't see why he resigned. He seems like a pretty normal college professor to me.

[ClearCase_guy]

I, for one, welcome our new overlords.

[Bringbackthedraft]

Resistance will be futile!

[I Buried My Guns]

When does a "conspiracy" overlap with "little known facts"?

It is common knowledge* that our wealthy elite masters are shape-shifting aliens, and have bred almost exclusively among themselves for the last thousand or so years in an effort to keep their bloodline pure.

[PGR88]

I bet she is really hot though, especially with the shape-shifting thing going on.

[xjcsa]

I have a friend who believes all of this stuff completely. I think of him as the mayor of Kookville.

[brytlea]

[Slings and Arrows]

That does explain Nancy Pelosi.

[brytlea]

Come to think of it, my shape has been shifting for some time. But not in a good way.

[wireman]

Excellent!

[colorado tanker]

Hmmm. Don't know that I'd call coming to believe in the lizard people “evolution,” more like “devolution.”

[RaceBannon]

Well, her face sure has shifted a lot over the years, so has Hillary’s brassiere, just in opposite directions

[qam1]

At a conference in Denver in September, Horn said he now realizes that humans come from an alien race of shape-shifting reptilians that continue to control civilization through the secretive leaders known as the Illuminati.

The sad part is that is not any more crazier than believing the earth is only 6000 years old and all animals on earth are decedents from 2 survivors of a global flood 4000 years ago and there's a red guy with horns who goes around the earth planting fossils in order to trick people out of their faith

[pallis]

Some women can make guys think that way.

[Liberty Valance]

[BertWheeler]

The things we do for love!

I think the story is sweet!

[Slings and Arrows]

I think of him as the mayor of Kookville.

You're friends with Gavin Newsom?

[a fool in paradise]

Mayor of Kookville, meet the Lizard King...

[Lady Jag]

[Hot Tabasco]

It’s obvious this guy’s new-age wife replaced the pepper in the pepper shaker with ground up peyote.....

[PoloSec]

I know they are for real..here in S Florida they are called Iquana’s....I can tell they are alien reptilians as opposed to earthly reptilians...because they always leave a pile of scat crap on my pool patio...where is Will Smith when you need him.

[Jo Nuvark]

Lynette is a necromancer.

She must have power over her husband. But she won’t get it
metaphysically. And he wouldn’t get “it” at all if he didn’t
start barking at the moon... or the aliens, or whatever.

See how that works?

[The Comedian]

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Slings and Arrows]

Never give up!

[fr_freak]

The sad part is that is not any more crazier than believing the earth is only 6000 years old and all animals on earth are decedents from 2 survivors of a global flood 4000 years ago and there's a red guy with horns who goes around the earth planting fossils in order to trick people out of their faith

In every thread, there's always got to be some a-hole who brings up irrelevant stuff just to **** with people.

Regardless of whether you believe the young-earth creationist view or not, to say that some drugged-out hippies who invented a story about reptilian aliens are exactly the same as people whose beliefs are based on a literal interpretation of a book that is almost as old as civilization itself is about the most asinine comparison since the class dunce said 2 = 50. Just for fun, let's remove any sense of judgment and see what other comparisons we can make: apples=oranges, Big Wheels=Harley Davidsons, Earth=Saturn, etc. Wheeeee!

[BJClinton]

Lynette (a "metaphysical healer")

So Lynette hooked him up with some good weed.

[mrs. a]

“...his future bride Lynette (a “metaphysical healer”)”

Is that what they’re callin’ ‘em now?

When I was a tot, we called ‘em swindlers...

[SunkenCiv]

Are serpent men from space living among us?
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