Talk show host David Letterman fears sex tape leak

News.com.au ^ | 10/22/09 | Daily Telegraph

[OldDeckHand]

TALK-SHOW host David Letterman has been recorded on tape having sex with a female staff member - and he is worried that the footage will eventually be leaked, it's reported today.

Letterman, 62, recently admitted to having a series of sexual relationships with some of the women that work for him.

The chat show host and a much-younger female co-worker have apparently been captured on a studio surveillance tape in a compromising position.

“If the tape makes its way into the criminal case, it’ll explode his marriage to smithereens,” a source told the National Enquirer magazine.

[OldDeckHand]

Letterman looks like 10 miles of bad road with his clothes on. A Letterman sex tape might more closely resemble a John Carpenter or Eli Roth movie.

I hope the embarrassment kills him. Really. Kills him.

[Abbeville Conservative]

PLEASE DEAR GOD DON’T LET OUR EYES SEE THIS!!!!

[DBrow]

You mean we have to put up with all this so Letterman can leak a tape and boost his flopping ratings?

It might have worked for Paris and Mimi MacPherson, but I doubt it will work for Dave.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

I don’t think think this a$$clown is capable of embarrassment ......not even the exec ‘suits’ at ‘See B S’. Sick.

[Blood of Tyrants]

Two old ladies with Alzheimer’s wandered away from a nursing home and removed all their clothes. Two cops were eating lunch and saw them. The first one said, “Did you see what they were wearing?” The second responded, “I sure did and boy did it need to be ironed!”

Thank you very much. Don’t forget to tip you waiters and waitresses.

[RichInOC]

Fortunately, nobody really wants to see that ugly old man having sex.

[ConservativeMind]

Totally cool.

Uh, Dave, it looks like you are going to get just a little of what you deserve.

[dfwgator]

Uhh Dave, you should have thought about that before.

[ETL]

David Letterman's full 10-minute Late Show confession of his affairs with staff members here:
(his idiot audience laughed throughout)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVC3HohP8o4

[mia]

He was stupid enough to make the tapes? Or, did someone else make the tapes? EEEEEEEEEwwwwwwwwwwwwww

All that wrinkly skin would not film well. . . .

[Just mythoughts]

Well I sure am not going to wish any ill will upon his child, as the pervert suggested about Sarah’s child.

When the Davy ‘porn’ shows get released they do need to begin with some studio audience laughter and sounds of glass breaking after a drum roll.

[r9etb]

Eewwww. Just ... ew.

[TribalPrincess2U]

Hey Regina, take him for all he’s worth.

You deserve better.

[Frantzie]

I hope it exists and I hope it gets out. He deserves it.

[Lawgvr1955]

“If the tape makes its way into the criminal case, it’ll explode his marriage to smithereens,” a source told the National Enquirer magazine.

Maybe I missed something, but what criminal case is this "source" discussing?

[ETL]

From NewsBusters.org, June 9, 2009...

Seven months after Election Day, and the attacks on Sarah Palin keep coming.

On Monday, CBS's David Letterman on the "Late Show" shamelessly went after the Alaska governor and her family during his opening monologue, as well as in his "Top Ten" list.

Top Ten Highlights Of Sarah Palin's Trip To New York

10. Visited New York landmarks she normally only sees from Alaska

9. Laughed at all the crazy-looking foreigners entering the U.N.

8. Made moose jerky on Rachael Ray

7. Keyed Tina Fey's car

6. After a wink and a nod, ended up with a kilo of crack

5. Made coat out of New York City rat pelts

4. Sat in for Kelly Ripa. Regis couldn't tell the difference.

3. Finally met one of those Jewish people Mel Gibson's always talking about

2. Bought makeup from Bloomingdale's to update her "slutty flight attendant" look

1. Especially enjoyed not appearing on Letterman

"One awkward moment for Sarah Palin at the Yankee game, during the seventh inning, her daughter was knocked-up by Alex Rodriguez."

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2009/06/09/letterman-attacks-sarah-palins-slutty-flight-attendant-look

[OldDeckHand]

"Maybe I missed something, but what criminal case is this "source" discussing? "

The extortion/Grand Larceny case that's pending in NYC. A man is accused of extorting Letterman for $3 million (I think it was $3 million, could have been less).

[Lawgvr1955]

The extortion/Grand Larceny case that's pending in NYC

I thought they were claiming the sex with the intern matter was a crime.

[hinckley buzzard]

Hey. Dave? Not to worry. Already WAY too much information. Please, some of us have a life...

[mplsconservative]

Must. Not. Comment.

[freemama]

Ditto that - Ewwwwwwww!!!

[Lizavetta]

Letterman looks like 10 miles of bad road with his clothes on.

You said it, brother.

[OldDeckHand]

"I thought they were claiming the sex with the intern matter was a crime. "

I'm pretty sure they mean the extortion case. Even still, Letterman - according to his own account - admitted the affair(s) in his grand jury testimony. I'm sure the prosecution will stipulate those fact in pre-trial motions. I can't imagine how these tapes become evidence, in any way.

[MamaDearest]

PLEASE DEAR GOD DON’T LET OUR EYES SEE THIS!!!!

It's just Dave showing a complete lack of respect to his wife and child. Many liberals will applaud his debauchery and attempt to view the tape if they can find it.

[umgud]

“If the tape makes its way into the criminal case, it’ll explode his marriage to smithereens,”

I'd wager he's probably not getting any at home now anyway.

[lonestar]

Letterman is out for publicity!

[flutters]

Talk show host David Letterman fears sex tape leak

I also fear that!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww Ewwwwwwwwwww Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww Ewwwwwwwwwwwww Ewwwwwwwwwww Ewwwwwwwwwww

[Uncle Miltie]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Clemenza]

I hope that David Letterman turns out to have the same sexual fetishes as his pal Marv Albert. I also hope that I am NEVER subjected to watching said sex tape.

[novemberslady]

oooooooooooobaby!
hahahahahahahaha

[Loyal Buckeye]

I feel that I must take preventative measures:

[huldah1776]

What is the National Enquirer? Is that a Government sponsored News Source? Is there a link to their website on the home page of Free Republic? If not, why not, especially if they are quoted and discussed by the intelligencia at Free Republic?

[OldDeckHand]

"What is the National Enquirer?"

It's the only newspaper that had the integrity to publish the John Edwards story, even though - by their own admission - most of the other major, legitimate newspapers knew the story, but decided to sit on it.

[Snurple]

TALK-SHOW host David Letterman has been recorded on tape having sex with a female staff member

Thats gouge your eyes out with a red hot poker stuff there. Ewwwwwwwwwwww, just the thought of Dave hunching on a young nubile employee....white sox, shriveled member,,,,,just ewwwwwwwww damn.

[roses of sharon]

Sarah just watched Dave's tape.

[Snurple]

LMAO!

[rdl6989]

bttt

[isthisnickcool]

There is nothing better than a smug person like Letterman who takes such joy in beating up others getting not just a taste of his own medicine but instead having it stuffed down his throat.

The only way this story gets better is if it turns out that he is with another male.

[Christian4Bush]

“If the tape makes its way into the criminal case, it’ll explode his marriage to smithereens,” a source told the National Enquirer magazine.

I'm sympathetic. I really am.

Not...

Lie with dogs, wake with gap-toothed fleas.

[Rocky]

It’s actually a film of Dave with Larry “Bud” Melman.

[Snurple]

I'm sympathetic. I really am.

Not...

Christian4Bush ....that's not a very charitable thing to say given your screen name. Im sure Christ would say the same. LMAO

[ntnychik]

He probably kept his socks on. Release of the tape will make him total laughingstock, the international example of the uncool. Nothing worse than being uncool. 0bama is on tonight, helping the dirty old man’s ratings, while our soldiers in Afghanistan await reinforcements.

[Bean Counter]

Ya gotta wonder how much longer See B.S. will put up with this...

[Snurple]

Maybe its a sex tape of Dave pouring the coal to obummer.....while wearing only white socks....and a big gap toothed smile!

[BulletBobCo]

KARMA

[achilles2000]

What makes you think so?

[Christian4Bush]

Christian4Bush: I'm sympathetic. I really am.

Not...

Snurple: Christian4Bush ....that's not a very charitable thing to say given your screen name. Im sure Christ would say the same. LMAO

Christian4Bush:

Christian...

is...

my...

name!

idiot...

[altair]

He was stupid enough to make the tapes? Or, did someone else make the tapes?

No. Yes. It was evidently caught on a surveillance camera.

[Snurple]

Oh bite me ....idiot :)

[Political Junkie Too]

Talk show host David Letterman fears sex tape leak

You mean the time he put on an Alka Selter covered suit and jumped in a tank of water wasn't it?

-PJ